Bella Thorne’s Butt Is A Red Carpet Staple Now

Bella Thorne was at something called The 6th Annual Thirst Gala last night, a benefit for The Thirst Project which seeks to end the global water crisis by building “a socially-conscious generation of young people.” As an exemplary member of this group, Bella spent her red carpet time shoving her ass into the cameras, which may seem like a shallow, vapid thing to do at a charity event unless you’re aware that statistically speaking 98% of all Internet traffic is Bella Thorne butt related. Seriously, all we really need to do is draw a map of Africa on just one cheek and boom, problem solved. In fact, I’ve got a brand new Sharpie right he– *office windows shatter, watches Hansen get pulled up into helicopter with globe tucked under arm*

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