And Now Back To Bella Thorne’s Butt

*cracks open beer, tosses bottle cap on desk* Folks, I’m not going to lie to you, it’s been a hell of a fucking week, albeit one that’s ending on some incredible high notes, so we’re going to click our way to the weekend. (With maybe a brief pit stop for Diddy.) So here’s Bella Thorne’s butt at the Ted 2 premiere which you’re getting in lieu of my thoughts on the landmark SCOTUS gay marriage ruling that I’ll save for Facebook. As for why I’m spelling all of this out, it needs to look like I actually wrote something down here even though you’re all looking straight into the butt and not reading a single word of it. This is why I love you.

And, holy shit, more bikini photos. Where did these come from?

Photos: ELMO NY/MPNC/AKM-GSI, FameFlynet, Getty