Bella Thorne Wants You To Look At Her Butt Now

If you don’t follow me on Facebook, then you’re missing out on such insightful commentary as a storm butt-slammed my whole town yesterday, so I didn’t get to play Arkham Knight yet. It’s an unrivaled journey into the human condition if I’m being honest. So to remedy the important stuff I said about Batman, I’m literally throwing at you whatever tits, ass, and dicks (Not a Diddy link. Which would’ve worked.) I can get my hands on while running towards the door because I take my job very seriously. It’s my essence.

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And here are Bella Thorne bikini photos because have I mentioned I’m better than Jesus? I’m better than Jesus. BEHOLD MY WORKS.

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