Bella Thorne Bikini Photos Aren’t The Duggars

I just wrote 8,000 words about the devil making Josh Duggar molest his sisters, so here’s Bella Thorne in a bikini that I don’t have to write anything about because it’s Bella Thorne in a bikini. And if you’re wondering how posting staged photos of a 17-year-old on a public beach makes me better than Duggars, she’s not my sister who I’m molesting after a long day of dooming her to life in a gingham cell of perpetual baby sharting. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

Photos: AKM-GSI