Good Morning, Bella Thorne, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s conscious uncoupling mocks your plebeian divorce. [Lainey Gossip]

- Pamela Anderson’s childhood is exactly as horrible as you suspected it is. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems will save Monday. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Gosselin eats women’s souls. [Fishwrapper]

- Michael Fassbender is reaching Skarsgardian levels. [The Frisky]

- What’s up, Carmen Brundler in lingerie? [Popoholic]

- Robin Thicke really wants you to think he wants Paula Patton back. [Starpulse]

- Khloe’s last name is Kardashian, so yes, her ass is fake. [tooFab]

- Adrianne Curry’s breasts are way bigger than I remember. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Bria Murphy… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Where the hell has Disney been hiding Allie DeBerry? [Celebslam]

- I see Bryan Singer is in charge of X-Men snake cakes, too. [FilmDrunk]

- Sara Sampaio is still hot as shit. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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