Good Morning, Bella Thorne, And Other News

May 19th, 2014 // 17 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin‘s conscious uncoupling mocks your plebeian divorce. [Lainey Gossip]

- Pamela Anderson‘s childhood is exactly as horrible as you suspected it is. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems will save Monday. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Gosselin eats women’s souls. [Fishwrapper]

- Michael Fassbender is reaching Skarsgardian levels. [The Frisky]

- What’s up, Carmen Brundler in lingerie? [Popoholic]

- Robin Thicke really wants you to think he wants Paula Patton back. [Starpulse]

- Khloe‘s last name is Kardashian, so yes, her ass is fake. [tooFab]

- Adrianne Curry‘s breasts are way bigger than I remember. [IDLYITW]

- Goddamn, Bria Murphy… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Where the hell has Disney been hiding Allie DeBerry? [Celebslam]

- I see Bryan Singer is in charge of X-Men snake cakes, too. [FilmDrunk]

- Sara Sampaio is still hot as shit. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. 16 years olds for my morning wake up call?

    I don’t think so.

  2. Bella Thorne Bikini Butt
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    Oh Disney…you do sexy jail bait better than anyone.

  3. Bella Thorne Bikini Butt
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    “Bella Thorne spots Don Zaloog rapidly approaching.” fixed that for you.

  4. Bella Thorne Bikini Butt
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    1997, 1997, 1997, 1997

  5. She’s looks way older. Did Chelsea Handler notarize her birth certificate or did she just go to the Catherine Zeta Jones school of math?

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    I’d take her chunky friend over her in a second!
    …then move on to her

  7. Eh, she is putting herself out there so I think it is fair to comment on her looks and she looks pretty damn hot.

  8. Bella Thorne Bikini Butt
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    16. 16. 16. 16.

  9. Bella Thorne Bikini Butt
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    If you look closely, you’ll see Chris Hansen with a fake shark fin on his head.

  10. I’ll never say a mean word about Pam again.

  11. Bella Thorne Bikini Butt
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    Wow, she is paler than me. I must say that is the best spray tan I’ve seen!

  12. Bella Thorne Bikini Butt
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    This girl could be a VS model.

  13. Bella Thorne Bikini Butt
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    Obviously — for bikinis. Obviously bottoms only.

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