Bella Hadid’s Boobs To Unite Us

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Fish, it’s how to turn comic book pages without damaging them. And also how to replace them back into their little bags, but never back in the box, because he has a certain way they’re supposed to fac– you get the point. But I’ve also learned that if I’m going to spout liberal pussy politics, I better follow it up with breasts, braless if possible, because with great power comes ad revenue from clients who somehow don’t know people are angrily clicking the ‘x’ next to their products, because it might be blocking Chloe Grace Moretz’s camel toe or feet. So today, Bella Hadid’s braless breasts in a see through dress are those barely legal feet, and if that just grossed you the fuck out, then that politics post I was talking about back there is for you. You honestly shouldn’t even be here right now. I never meant for you to see me like this! *slams door, slides down shower wall, sobs*

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