Behati Prinsloo is Still in a Bikini and Other News

[Ed. Note: According to super-hot trusted source, Christine Teigen, this is NOT Behati Prinsloo. (Thanks, both photo agencies that got this wrong.) Still waiting to find out who it really is, but I’ll take a stab in the dark and assume not a lick of this matters to you. As you were. – SW]

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- Alaina is allergic to peanut butter. Total deal breaker. [theCHIVE]

- Joan Rivers knows how to trash someone when your network forces you not to talk about Chelsea Handler her. [BuzzFeed]

- Nicolas Cage’s 100 Greatest Quotes [Huffington Post]

- Anderson Cooper fails to shut down the catastrophe known as Honey Boo-Boo Chile. [Dlisted]

- Ever have a crazy homeless person hanging out in the stairwell of your building? [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Scherzinger’s cleavage is probably really relevant to her stage show. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Yesterday was a fluke, thank God! Taylor Momsen is back. *breathes deeply into paper bag* [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Channing Tatum goes home to this nightly. Can’t stress enough that the world is a dark and terrible place. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Aniston is still in love with Brad Pitt is how you’re supposed to interpret this. [TooFab]

- Gary Busey’s list of personal assets includes exactly what you think it would. [TMZ]

- Kevin MacDonald made a Bob Marley documentary. Can’t wait? [FilmDrunk]

- Angelina Jolie considers herself “just a mommy” now. [Popsugar]

- Nas should probably be paying more attention to his daughter’s Twitter account. [Bossip]

- Jon Hamm had sex with England to promote Mad Men. [Just Jared]

- Blake Lively’s fans are dedicated. If by dedicated you mean stabby. [IDLYITW]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Nina Agdal [Heavy]

- The Hottest WAGs of the 2000’s [Bleacher Report]

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