‘Because When You Take the Bus… You Get There.’

Truthfully, I’ve been 8/5ths convinced this entire T.I. suicide rescue was a planned publicity stunt from the.. jump. *adjusts tie* That was until I learned the deep, spiritual words T.I. used to talk the man down. Words not unlike hearing Jesus calmly say your name in the middle of a storm. Or a really, really tough game of Halo. TMZ reports:

No matter how bad things get they get better … if you unplug the game then you don’t get extra men.”

Or the rocket launcher. Then you might as well kill your- Oh, right.

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