Bear Grylls Proposed To His Wife With A Ring That’d Been Up His Ass

It’s been a contentious past couple of days, so for a change of pace, here’s a romantic tale of true love and the butthole-concealed engagement ring that bound two souls together. The scene? Bear Grylls and his now-wife Shara skinny-dipping in the ocean where one of them hides a secret that will change their lives forever. A secret… hidden in his butt. Via Uproxx:

“I pulled out the ring from my butt cheeks,” he recalled. “She was standing there going, ‘What are you doing?’ She was in a towel and a massive Atlantic roller came and I went, ‘Will you…’ — and it went — took me up to the beach.”
“I had all the seaweed and I was spinning around,” he related. “So I tried it again and in this sort of moment of heavy sedation she said yes.”

“She got the dysentery something fierce though,” he continued. “But, Piers, if you saw the look in her eyes when that asshole-ensconced ring emerged, you’d know she lived more than two lifetimes just in that moment. It was worth that week in the infirmary wondering if her liver was going to fail. I truly do believe that.”

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