‘Batman V Superman’ Has Superhero Suits, In Case You Weren’t Sure

Earlier in the week, Marvel pulled off the almost impossible task of completely hooking the Internet on a movie about Ant-Man fighting a guy in a bee suit on top of a toy train. In the days following that, DC/Warner Bros. managed to lose the director for Wonder Woman over “creative differences” – only to turn around and hire a director who was fired from Marvel for the exact same reasons – and now Zack Snyder’s released a teaser for Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (below) that is literally nothing but close-ups of Batman and Superman’s suits followed by instructions to see the trailer at select IMAX theaters next week. I’d say this is like watching whoever isn’t the Harlem Globetrotters get their asses handed to them by the Globetrotters, but this is more like watching them call them up and say, “Hey, man, can we do this another time? I think I ate something,” and then releasing a movie a year later that I still pay money to see because it has Batman and Superman in it. This might not have been the best analogy.

Photo: Warner Bros.