Comic-Con: ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’

July 28th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Despite a release date that’s almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by dropping an official photo of Wonder Woman‘s costume along with footage of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice. He even got Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill and Gal Gadot to walk out even though they didn’t say a single word and Batfleck and Snap Neck Superman just looked at each other like two boxers before a fight. Which almost would’ve been badass if they didn’t pose for a selfie with Chris Hardwick afterward. Chris Hardwick is ass cancer.

Anyway, here’s Wonder Woman’s costume which despite proving Zack Snyder has to make everything look like 300, went over pretty fucking well. I talk a lot of shit about Marvel making films out of obscure space comics with a talking raccoon while DC’s still scrambling to get Batman and Superman in the same movie, but people pay attention when they drop shit like this. Also, they solved the boob problem by building them into her armor which is important because Wonder Woman is a feminist icon whose worth should be determined by the size and shape of her breasts. Susan B. Anthony wouldn’t have it any other way.

Gal Gadot Wonder Woman Costume

And here’s a leaked image from the sizzle real which shows Batfleck in a power suit that he’ll presumably use to fight Superman:

Batman Power Suit Batman V Superman

Which is pulled directly from the pages of The Dark Knight Returns even though it took place decades after forming the Justice League. But sometimes the best way to make new friends is exploiting their weaknesses before beating them relentlessly in the face with an entire town’s electricity. That’s how I met Photo Boy if you count malt liquor as a super-powered Batsuit. Which I do.

Batman Superman Fight Dark Knight Returns

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  1. Ben Affleck Henry Cavill Gal Gadot Comic-Con
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    Even spray tan artists have off days.

  2. Ben Affleck Henry Cavill Gal Gadot Comic-Con
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    maybe superman can contact tom cruise about some taller boots.

  3. I’ve heard all weekend about that photo of WW, and, now that I’ve seen it, all I can say about it is… Gabot’s going to be the skinniest Diana Prince ever. Forget about the boobs for a s’cond (I know, very hard, but bear with me): I thought Gal supposedly bulked up for the role these past couple of months. Is that all the muscle she can muster after all this time? Are we suppose to believe she can go toe-to-toe with Emo-man?

    Add into this the introduction of Malibu-Batman, and well… cannot wait to check out this disaster in 2016! After I see Cap 3, of course…

  4. Ben Affleck Henry Cavill Gal Gadot Comic-Con
    Short Round
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    Ben Affleck should stick with directing.

  5. I’d like to ask Mr. Affleck how it feels to be the guy that will ruin and/or ruined Daredevil, Gone Girl, and Batman.

    • Bonetkilla

      Ben Affleck would like to ask how your girlfriend list compares to Salma Hayek, Krista Allen, Jaime King, Famke Janssen, JLo, and Jennifer Garner. Oh, wait. He’s never heard of you, but I’m sure if he’s ever on a 7-11 worker fansite, he’d be very impressed.

      • Wow, struck a nerve eh? All these Ben Affleck bashing posts and you pick me to to reply to? Ok Ben, insulting me is one thing, but insulting 7-11 workers is way over the line. In fact, the 7-11 worker does more for society in one day then Ben Affleck will ever do in his lifetime. The 7-11 worker purveys valuable items like beer, gum, and Big Gulps while Ben Affleck acts in shit movies like “Gigli” and “Pearl Harbor.”

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    JimBB
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    Just thrilled to be there, obviously. They probably weren’t allowed to talk because DC was afraid they were going to say “Look, we’re just in this for the paycheck.”

  7. Ben Affleck Henry Cavill Gal Gadot Comic-Con
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    “‘Sup.”
    “Where’s Matt?”
    “Where’s your flying dog, douche?”

  8. Ben Affleck Henry Cavill Gal Gadot Comic-Con
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    And that was the moment when Ben realized there’ll never be another Oscar in his career.

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    The good, the bat, and the scrawny.

  10. Ok. The wonder Woman costume looks great. It also looks nothing like Wonder Woman. Does Zack Snyder think he can stick any brunette in some armour put a tiara on her head and say she’s Wonder Woman?

    This is the first time WW is going to be on the big screen. at least put her in her traditional uniform so she’s instantly recognizable and stands out with the others.

  11. terry

    The WW pic looks awful. Don’t try to be nice. Gal sucks ass. She is a smug, titty-less scrub. No ass, no acting ability… Why her.
    I swear to you, the 3rd of that movie will be done entirely in Starbucks!

  12. Visible

    “Wonder Woman’s costume… went over pretty fucking well.”

    Well thats depressing.

  13. Ben Affleck Henry Cavill Gal Gadot Comic-Con
    Yourkiddingright?
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    Superman! Batman! and Wonder bra…Wonder where…um Sorry just can’t say it. But I did always wonder what DC stood for and now i know. Deflated Chest.

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