Barbara Walters: One hot hussy

May 2nd, 2008 // 44 Comments

It’s a scientific fact that Barbara Walters had sex with every famous man alive between 1920 and, well, let’s assume she’s still going at it. No, wait, don’t-*HORF* Anyway, it should’ve come to no surprise when she admitted to having an affair with high-powered Senator Brooke of Massachusetts during the 70s. Barbara disclosed the affair to Oprah Winfrey on an episode scheduled to air next week. The AP reports:

“He said, ‘This is going to come out. This is going to ruin your career,’” then reminded her that Brooke was up for re-election a year later. “‘This is going to ruin him. You’ve got to break this off.’”
Winfrey asks Walters if she was in love.
“I was certainly — I don’t know — I was certainly infatuated.”
“Infatuated.”
“I was certainly involved,” Walters says. “He was exciting. He was brilliant. It was exciting times in Washington.”

While he’s no longer a spring chicken, Senator Brooke stuck to man-code and denied passing legislation of the sexy persuasion with Bawbwa:

“I have had a lifetime policy and practice of not discussing my personal and private life, or the personal and private lives of others, with the notable exception of what I wrote in my recently published autobiography, `Bridging the Divide: My Life,’” he told The Associated Press in a phone interview from Miami. A relationship with Walters wasn’t mentioned in his book.

I know what you’re thinking: Barbara Walters? I thought she was a robot. Ha ha! No.* You see, back then Barbara was the sexiest thing since sliced bread. And in the 70s she was only the ripe, post-menopausal age of 82. RAWR!

*But maybe.

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  1. jnot

    bawbwa,
    nah..

  2. ph7

    Can’t wait for the sex tape!

  3. veggi

    Did she couch jump??

    Gawd, this is b to the oring……

  4. i just threw up a little in my pants. oh wait..

  5. Where are the bikini pictures?

  6. justifiable

    What a liar. The affair ended when she asked him “If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?” — and he punched her into the middle of next week.

  7. I wouldn’t kick her out of the gurney.

  8. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    Well shit the woman is 79 years old, she looks pretty OK for 79 years I’ll give her that.

  9. Mike

    Richard Prior hit that too….I think there is a pattern developing.
    Underneath all that bark, she is a dirty girl.

  10. Mike

    Richard Prior hit that too….I think there is a pattern developing.
    Underneath all that bark, she is a dirty girl.

  11. Uncle Eccoli

    Gross.

  12. ????

    Barbara Walters has sex?

  13. So she had sex with a black politician decades ago? *YAWN* Anything to sell books.

  14. Anexio

    Her tooths look funny anbd her hands looks like all wrinked and weird.

  15. woodhorse

    @11 Richard Pryor tapped Babwa? Prove it! If she actually got some of that hot mess, I’d have to admire her and I’m not sure I’m prepared to do that.

  16. Old bitch probably gets more than me!!

  17. ????

    Richard Pryor a “hot mess” ? Um…WOW..you have GREAT taste…lol

  18. ph7

    I’d hit it.

  19. woodhorse

    @19 – maybe, maybe not but one thing is for sure: Beauty is not only skin deep and sometimes the mind is the most fabulous thing of all.

  20. iHateDemocrateSCUM

    Heheh, Barbara likes the black cock…. hahaha, guess she rubs off to a Osama-Obama poster now…. ewwww……gag……..(hmm, during the Mikey Jackson interview from a few yrs ago, I bet she was thinking about how nice it would be to put her wrinkly lips around his kiddi-poker)HAHHAAHAHHAHAAH

  21. iHateDemocrateSCUM

    Heheh, Barbara likes the black cock…. hahaha, guess she rubs off to a Osama-Obama poster now…. ewwww……gag……..(hmm, during the Mikey Jackson interview from a few yrs ago, I bet she was thinking about how nice it would be to put her wrinkly lips around his kiddi-poker)HAHHAAHAHHAHAAH

  22. L.Linus

    I wonder if she shaves her pussy.

  23. poo

    WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE GET TREATED LIKE A VICTIM?

    SHE SUCKED SOME GUYS DICK AND LET HIM FUCK HER. WHY IS SHE THE GOD DAMN VICTIM. SHE LET IT HAPPEN.

  24. absolute2

    She looks classy. She is my favoirte. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m” last week. Is she single now?

  25. CJ

    Who is the overseer on this message board…and why is he trying to do this AND do crack….I haven’t posted yet and I’m told ‘no….too many posts by you.’ Put the pipe down and get to work.

  26. NO because YOU'RE UGLY

    What a fucking WHORE. I thought the other woman was supposed to be at least human looking. What the fuck kind of ugly dog was that senator bitch married to cheat on his marriage with this fucking hideous frau who has the personality of a fucking box of cereal. Actually scratch that my mini wheat’s have way more personality that this lispy bitch and they keep me regular whereas Walters looks like the human personification of constipation. Maybe sucking Senator cock is how she got that lisp… you know she doesn’t have a very ‘deep throat’.

    Anyway it fucking sickens me that this ugly grandskank describes an affair with a married Senator on Oprah as “exciting times”. Wow bitch after all these years you still have no remorse, what about his family? She’s such a fucking fruitcake. I can’t wait until they retire her, they’ll have to pull her off the View stage kicking and screaming, but it needs to be done. Anyone this old, ugly, immoral and useless should not be on television. Maybe they can force out Bill O’Reilly too, he has an even older rotten vage than this slut and I bet he’s swallowed way more Sen splooge.

    Well I guess Mondica Blewinski and Barabara Swallows prove that politician like their women good and ugly. You know what they say… politics is for people who are too ugly to for Hollywood. Not that that stops turds like Gore from sneaking in.

  27. Eww — some things mentally seen cannot be mentally unseen.
    http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/whore/

  28. zuzuspetals

    This might be the gin talkin, but I bet she’s one hot piece of ass.

  29. Puffy

    Yo! I fucked that bitch in the culo and then I fucked Tyra “poopchute” Banks.

  30. HReasoner

    @28: Before you stone baba wawa for adultery, why not focus on the senator who broke his marriage vows. She didn’t make promises to anyone, she can fuck who she wants to. As for her looks I’ll bet Brooke couldn’t do much better than a Barbara Walters in her prime if he tried. A far as political affairs go, he got the better end of this deal. He’s the one who should have been thinking about his family, not her.

  31. 1 MILF Hunter

    Babwa woved hoer bwack cock.

  32. a husband with morals

    This goes out to all the sluts around the world.

    #32. That’s what all the whores say.

    “She didn’t make promises to anyone; she can fuck who she wants to.”
    Actually since she’s ugly as sin and always has been that fucking unlikely. She may not have made a promise to the wife, but she should have made a promise to herself to be a decent human being and respect marriages, families and her fellow woman. Woman love to say that if they ran the world there would be no wars, well that’s a bunch of fucking bullshit. Women are just as terrible as men only in a very different way. The way women will claw each others eyes out and be insanely competitive and jealous towards each other is pathetic. Women will fuck another woman’s man sometimes not even because they like the man, but because they have some sick competition with his woman. Women need to face facts about why they get called BITCHES. Yes men are often ASSHOLES and they deserve the word just as much as MANY women deserve the word BITCH.

    “As for her looks I’ll bet Brooke couldn’t do much better than a Barbara Walters in her prime if he tried.”

    Actually men with power and money can get quite the ass so I’m sure he did better (or worse in the moral definition, likely having many young whores at a time). Of course the Senator is a fucking dirty, dirty man whore, he’s a fucking filthy pig and anyone with a brain knows that, but this article isn’t about him it’s about the whore and her sharing her filthy past on Oprah like it’s something to be proud of.

    There is nothing more pathetic than a woman who is so worthless that she can’t get her own man and has to settle for sloppy seconds, so insecure she is willing to be someone’s dirty little secret and so immoral she’ll fuck a man with a wife and family. I’ve known men whove had affairs and saw the other side of it. You should see how they talk about their little mistress. They laughed about her behind her back, had NO respect for her and joked about the lines they fed her to keep the ass coming. Almost none left their wives for the dirty habit and those who did immediately fucked around on her too. In fact most men who have a bitch on the side actually have more than one.

    If you only ask for crumbs then all you’ll get is crumbs, if you act like a SLUT you’ll be treated like a SLUT. The other woman is the dirty secret the man is ashamed of and she usually gets none of the good stuff, she doesn’t hang out with the friends, meet the family, go out to events, celebrate holidays, she gets fucked in a hotel room and called upon when it’s convenient for the man, she gets fed lies and most of all she gets used. So bitches if that sounds like what you deserve, if that sounds like the fairytale you’ve always dreamed of go ahead and have that exciting affair because you certainly deserve all the misery it will bring you.

    I hear the excuses you made often and it suggests to me that the world is full of immoral skanks with no self respect and that you are surely one of them. Well enjoy your life slut. There are good men out their and skanked out whores like you repulse us. There’s a reason why sluts never get a good man, because they don’t deserve one and you know you don’t deserve one, that’s why you lead the life you do. Enjoy your crumbs.

    Sorry if this is long, I forgot that most sluts aren’t very cerebral. Lots of cock doesn’t scare you, but lots of words do. Awww, poor dumb slutties, hooked on phonics didn’t work for you did it? I guess that’s what happens when you fuck the teacher for a good grade, you get the grade, but not the knowledge.

  33. a husband with morals

    P.S. Just because you can do something doesn’t make it right. Paris Hilton can breath our air and make an actual album and that really ain’t fucking right.

  34. poonmoon

    LOL we have some funny comments here, my fave would have to be #8.

    Fact is folks bitch is just trying to sell her memoirs. This is a classic Hollywood PR move. Let out a controversial secret from your past that can no longer really hurt you, get tongues wagging and people talking and presto sell whatever bland shit you’re trying to peddle at the moment.

    Robert Downey Jr. just gave an interview about how his drug lust destroyed his 7 year relationship with Sarah Jessica Parke. What’s that now? He has a big blockbuster movie coming out? Of course he does. Now I’d much rather see Iron Man than read anything this fugly old lady is promoting and I’m sure most of you agree unless you are of the prune juice drinking variety.

    The thought of Barbara mating should keep bulimics going for month, she is just naaaasty. She may not look decrepit for her age, but I never found bitches that look like scary koala bears attractive.

  35. Rabbi Kahane

    Beyond the standard retchworthy visual of a black cock pistoning into a white mouth – like a phallic turd being worshipped by a high priestess from Lawn Guyland, or a human servicing a German Shepherd – there’s not much here to raise the eyebrow.

  36. Voracious

    “HReasoner – May 2, 2008 11:30 PM

    @28: Before you stone baba wawa for adultery, why not focus on the senator who broke his marriage vows. She didn’t make promises to anyone, she can fuck who she wants to. As for her looks I’ll bet Brooke couldn’t do much better than a Barbara Walters in her prime if he tried. A far as political affairs go, he got the better end of this deal. He’s the one who should have been thinking about his family, not her.d”

    Ewww….we know who the nasty ho on THIS thread is!

    and #34, I’m totally with you on everything you said, but I have a hard time believing that you are a man.

  37. a husband with morals

    #38. Well I am a happily married and fiercely loyal man (it helps when you are married to a goddess/angel). My wife was with me as I wrote the above comment and we both write here for fun. My friends and most of my family (you can’t choose your relatives) feel the same way and most are married as well. I have seen A LOT in my life so IMO I have a good understanding of how people operate (male or female).
    A lot of men (and women) do have good morals; it’s just that the pigs’ squeal a lot louder, just like the annoying bitches squawk a lot louder. The world isn’t filled with only Walters and Clinton types, but they are the most egocentric so they seek the spotlight like a drop of water in the desert and once they have it they won’t shut up or step aside until they die. Fame and immorality go hand in hand and are almost inseparable and since famous turds assume to speak for all of society they appear to be the majority when they are really the living example of the worst part of humanity. The very desire to be a star or a politician is exactly what disqualifies you from being worthy of it.

  38. Voracious

    Interesting. You might be right about that. I tend to look at the dark side and sometimes think that most people suck.

  39. gsee

    Omg.She is gorgeous. I saw her profile on B L A C K W H I T E K I S S .C O M last week. It seems she turns to online dating scene for true love.

  40. The Mistress

    Life is complicated and sometimes the husband or wife don’t want it regularly anymore and this is how affairs start. My marriage was saved due to affairs.

  41. Apparently the only one with brains.

    @28: Stop being a jealous little cow, so she did what you’ve been hoping to do since you got out of the womb. Barbara Walters is a smart woman which is why she is on the view, why abc employs her and why celebrities let her interview them. So instead of bitching about her life, try and do something halfway decent with yours. How dare you insult her because her life actually amounts to something, unlike yours. How dare you.

    And at all the others who call her a whore, I would like to remind you that the senator broke his marital vows and disgraced himself in the eyes of his god. And he is going straight to hell for it. (If you are stupid enough to believe that crap(IT’S CALLED THE BIG BANG THEORY AND EVOLUTION(and yes I am sure that some of the pathetic minds on this forum will make a stupid joke out of it, haha I said bang, I should be on SNL I’ll just fit right in >_>))).

    And if you think that Barbara was stupid for this, I would remind you that America voted G. W. Bush in for TWO terms!!!

    Finally, we are all human, we will all at one point succumb to our desires (well unless your that 90-something year old virgin).

    – You know what? I have more to tell you morons, instead of focusing on this particular part of Barbara’s interview with Opera (the dumb bint who goes from fat to thin because her life is so emotionally fucked) why did you not remember the heartbreaking moment when she talked about her sister? Huh? You are just a pack of vultures feeding off someone’s pain, and you all deserve to die, terrible, painful, humiliating deaths for it.

  42. HonryMe

    So Barbara sowed some wild oats. She’s smart, pretty, and probably better at sex than all the spoiled young things put together. Bet she can please her man, unlike E-lezi-beth!

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