Barack Obama jokes about Jessica Simpson

February 2nd, 2009 // 131 Comments

President Barack Obama was supposed to be featured on the cover of Us Weekly with his family, but found his face covered by Jessica Simpson. In an interview with Matt Lauer, Obama jokes about the incident which proves the entire nation truly is captivated by her expanding ass. Us Magazine reports:

“Yeah, it’s a little hurtful,” he quipped when Matt Lauer showed him the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, featuring a portrait of his family.
“You got replaced by Jessica Simpson!” added Lauer, who sat down with Obama before the Super Bowl aired Sunday on NBC.
“Who’s in a weight battle, apparently. Oh well!” Obama said.

Thank you, President Obama. Your proclamation of “Oh well” will hopefully shut the mouth of every star who heads to their blog screaming “We should be celebrating the president blah blah blah.” The guy’s cool with it, people! And to cement that fact he should give me a medal. Or a jet. Or a medal that turns into a jet. Yeah, that one.

EDIT: Added pics of Jessica performing in West Virginia over the weekend.

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  1. Jrz

    Speaking of abusing the power of the office….how about how Clinton had an intern do sexual favors for him….not to mention all the shit he pulled while Governor of Arkansas…..juss sayin……….

  2. Just_As_it_Is

    When all you fucking retards are going to understand he was reading the magazine’s headline? You can watch the complete video on msn. But noooo now we have all kinds of retarded fat fucks issuing dumb opinions about what it’s put in front of their eyes and consider it an universal truth. Now we have numb brains like #6 and #19 trying to understand the vid.

    For haters like 36, 28 and 14… you will just have to keep swallowing your hate for the next six years knowing nothing less than… He’s the PRESIDENT. And guess what… you’re not, assholes! Go back to your little KKK boyscout reunion and keep hating.

  3. Avid Non Fiction Reader

    #51

    The infamous intern named Monica Lewinsky kept on throwing herself at Clinton. Monica first met Clinton during the winter break in the White House by lifting up her dress and showing Clinton her big fat butt in a thong. Monica kept on making advances at Clinton and Clinton continued to refuse Monica’s advances. Finally Clinton allowed Monica to give him a quick BJ in the White House doorway after Monica’s persistence. The former Republican Speaker of the House name Newt Gingrich tried to impeach Clinton while he was having an affair. It is common knowledge that Clinton has a high sex drive, but he was not having an on going affair with Monica like the Republican Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich. Clinton did not even have intercouse with Monica. Monica was a fat wild loser trying hard to get attention. No innocent female lifts her skirt up to anyone like Monica did with Clinton. I would rather have an intellegent and articulate President like Clinton who did a lot of good for the US make a morality mistake rather than a lot of Presidential mistakes like Bush. You need to read more, seek the truth, and quit listening to right wing talk radio. Right wing talk radio is not the news so please remember this important fact.

  4. test

    One president lied about getting a blowjob. The other president turned international sympathy into international shame, and topped it off by ignoring the warning signs of a financial collapse. Which one was impeached by partisan psychos?

  5. UNCLE NED

    Are the people who dislike Obama any worse than those who suck his dick?
    People get with it. They have too much power in Washington, Left and Right, and they play us off one another to keep that power. There’s no sucker like the American Sucker . Yes, even Obama knows how to play the game, sad to say.

  6. gimme a break

    “People get with it.”

    Please. There’s nothing more shallow and annoying than people who posture themselves as know-it-alls, operating far above the level of others. You know nothing.

  7. Pinkgrapefruit

    You’re likeable enough, Mr President. Except, not.

  8. UNCLE NED

    Still defending Clinton over Lewinsky? Bubba admitted in his own book that he did the fat girl for the “worst of all reasons, because I could”. And didn’t he seek professional help for his sexual-addictions after he left office? Not that he should have been impeached, necessarily, nor does it make Bush a great President either, but when the man himself admits he did wrong, you gotta accept it.

  9. Jrz

    And if that’s the case, he could have said No. Do you really want to get into Clinton’s extramarital affairs? Do you really think Monica Lewinsky was the first affair he had? Maybe you should read more about his time in office in Arkansas, in particular Juanita Broaddrick’s rape allegations. and you tell me why he paid Paula Jones $850,000 in a settlement? For a nose job? He’s far from the fucking saint the liberal bleeding hearts make him out to be. Do you really think that just because he didn’t put his dick in her cooch it wasn’t SOME form of sex? Give me a fucking break.

    I suppose you’re going to try to tell me that Saint JFK didn’t abuse the power of the office either, right? That man was constantly being treated for veneral disease because of all the whoring around he did.

    I don’t need to read shit.

  10. Blah

    Give a bloke a bit of power and he starts taking the piss out of white hick girls with weight issues.

    Then again, maybe it was all the fault of they guy who writes his speeches….

  11. truth

    Clinton, Bush, and Obama are all flawed men. Clinton’s flaws didn’t damage the country nearly as much as Bush’s flaws. We’ll have to see about Obama, he seems to have a Christ complex, which can be dangerous. In ordinary times, you’re better off with a politically skilled pig of a man (Clinton) than with men who have religious delusions (Bush, Obama).

  12. Stop the BS

    #59

    Who gives a flying fuck about Clinton’s and JFK’s morality flaws; they were both great Presidents. Bush was the worst President in US history.

  13. Yul

    “the worst president in history”
    “the best super bowl ever”
    “the greatest movie ever made”
    etc etc etc

  14. uglysexy

    I hope she doesn’t get as big as the singing Judd
    That’s hard to come back from
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

  15. Jrz

    Obviously not the liberals, #62. Oh, and by the way, who fucking asked you for your input anyway?

  16. Great Presidents?

    I wouldn’t go that far……….

  17. Guest

    The entire blog seeks input and opinions!!!!

    OK, OK, most times they suck, but this isn’t Oxford U…right # 26, 37, 56, just to name a few….

  18. John wayne was a nazi

    To the 38: none of the people who voted for obama made a logical choice between Obama-Biden or a 76 year old cancer survivor McCain and Palin….Pretty sure Palin has the intellect of Paris Hilton at 3 Am, with slightly less STDs.

    To everyone being hardcore racist….
    WAAAAAAWAAAAAA
    A Black man is president
    WHo the fuck cares? hes half white, Which doesnt stop you from beating off to Vin Diesel movies in your moms basement.

    Just thank god he’s not Mexican

  19. Guest

    …and #28, of course, how could I miss him?

  20. Dufrane

    Man that half white guy you leftards elected president is really a piece of work, eh? Picked a fight with Rush Limbaugh, pandered to the arabs, failed at bipartisanship even though he told the repubs “I won,” now he makes jokes about Jessica gaining weight. His first 2 weeks are really not helping Michelle’s children.

  21. OUTRAGE!

    Half White? That’s outrageous…they’re referred to as Halfricans, goddammit, and don’t you forget it.

  22. @ #34 and #39

    Score:

    #34 plus one! (ROFLMAO)
    #39 big fat zero

  23. Pragmatism

    #70

    “Pandered to the arabs”-It is called pragmatism, unlike Bush’s failed ideology policies.

    “Failed at bipartisanship”-The Republicans did not approve the stimulus package because they want to please their constituents for the next election.

    “Makes Jokes of Jessica”-Obama was merely reading the headlines of the magazine Matt asked him to look at.

    OK you can go back and listen to Rush ramble non facts. Remember Rush gives his OPINION and not facts.

  24. Jrz

    Damn…she’s doing shows in West Virginia now? *shakes head* That’s some sorry fucking shit right there, man……..

  25. CJ

    Jessica rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Extra Extra

    I think Jessica should come clean and say yes I have been overeating. My boyfriend eats 2 beef burgers for lunch and dinner and I started eating 2 beef burgers for lunch and dinner too. I now realize that beef makes me gain weight fast. I am now going to be like my boyfriends ex-girlfriend and become a vegetarian, so I can loose my fat and look hot again. I am also going to start exercising regularly again.

  27. RK

    I AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISGUSTED BY

  28. RK

    I AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISGUSTED BY

  29. rk

    IM SO IRRITATED BY THE RACIST COMMENTS MADE ON MY PAGE I CANT EVEN FORMULATE A SENTENCE! 1. ARE YOU GUYS FOR REAL????? THIS IS 2009, NOT 1969. TIMES HAVE CHANGED YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES AND 2. GET A FUCKING LIFE! I KNOW THERE ISNT MUCH GOING ON IN MIDDLE AMERICA OTHER THAN TO BE A RACIST IGNORANT WASTE OF LIFE, OR TO START UP METH LABS, BUT COME ON!!!!!! ENTER THE REAL WORLD.

    SINCERELY RENEE FROM NY AND YES, IM CAUCAUSIAN YOU FUCKING WASTES

  30. rk

    IM SO IRRITATED BY THE RACIST COMMENTS MADE ON MY PAGE I CANT EVEN FORMULATE A SENTENCE! 1. ARE YOU GUYS FOR REAL????? THIS IS 2009, NOT 1969. TIMES HAVE CHANGED YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES AND 2. GET A FUCKING LIFE! I KNOW THERE ISNT MUCH GOING ON IN MIDDLE AMERICA OTHER THAN TO BE A RACIST IGNORANT WASTE OF LIFE, OR TO START UP METH LABS, BUT COME ON!!!!!! ENTER THE REAL WORLD.

    SINCERELY RENEE FROM NY AND YES, IM CAUCAUSIAN YOU FUCKING WASTES

  31. rk

    IM SO IRRITATED BY THE RACIST COMMENTS MADE ON MY PAGE I CANT EVEN FORMULATE A SENTENCE! 1. ARE YOU GUYS FOR REAL????? THIS IS 2009, NOT 1969. TIMES HAVE CHANGED YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES AND 2. GET A FUCKING LIFE! I KNOW THERE ISNT MUCH GOING ON IN MIDDLE AMERICA OTHER THAN TO BE A RACIST IGNORANT WASTE OF LIFE, OR TO START UP METH LABS, BUT COME ON!!!!!! ENTER THE REAL WORLD.

    SINCERELY RENEE FROM NY AND YES, IM CAUCAUSIAN YOU FUCKING WASTES

  32. MLK

    It does not matter what these racist say because America has spoken and the majority says race is not an issue.

  33. Jen

    Wow, seriously. The people that hate Obama. Have you looked around at your country for the past eight years? Have you paid attention to the world?

    I bet you haven’t, since Americans, as a rule don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves.

    But look. Wise up. EVERYONE HATED YOU. Everyone hated you and your fucking terrorist of a President. You FINALLY have a good guy in office. And you’re ruining it with your racist attitudes.

    The world has given you a chance. You voted in Obama, so we’re giving you a chance. But fuck this up, and we’re going to cut you off. And speaking as a Canadian, I know how much that would STING (especially since we provide you with 90% of your oil… didn’t know that, did ya).

  34. Sandy

    Aaaaanywho…that’s a serious muffintop that Jessica’s got going on. She must be eating deep-fried meals 3 times a day.

  35. Mike

    Did Matt ask when our fucking checks would arrive?

  36. Rayvn

    maybe jessica is pregnant….
    i’m just sayin…
    women don’t always look prego at first…they tend to look…chunky.
    would explain the weight gain in the middle butt and face.

  37. CJ

    why was he even doing an interview for Matt with all the frozen popsicles in Kentucky? 1.5 million people freezing to death…apparently he hates white people…freezing to death. I know it’s not New Orleans…but hey…these people didn’t have 4 days to get heck out of Dodge….where is the President? Hellloooooooooo?

  38. Hillary

    #87

    You need to read and quit listening to Rush.
    Obama did his job.

    Ky. asks Obama to speed federal aid for ice storm
    By JOE BIESK – 8 hours ago

    FRANKFORT, Ky. (AP) — Kentucky’s governor will ask President Barack Obama on Monday to speed up federal aid dollars as costs spiral past $45 million for emergency work to restore power, hand out water and food and clear debris across the state hit hard by an icy winter storm last week.

    Obama signed federal emergency declarations last week for Kentucky, Arkansas and Missouri after ice and snow blamed for more than 40 deaths in nine states and for power outages that peaked at 1.3 million customers from the Southern Plains to the East Coast.

    Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear said he will ask the president to upgrade the federal response by declaring a major disaster, which would open the door for immediate financial assistance. The current disaster declaration provides for federal assistance with material, such as generators and bottled water being distributed by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

    The Democratic governor said the tab for the cleanup already exceeded $45 million, the threshold for receiving a major disaster declaration. “That number may well increase,” Beshear told The Associated Press.

    Kentucky had the most power outages last week, a state record of 700,000 customers. By Sunday night, the figure had dropped to less than half that. Still, it could be weeks before some people have power again.

  39. Laira

    It says “weight battle” on the cover of the magazine. He was reading the cover. I hope the POTUS has a bit more to care about than how much some singer weighs.

  40. lola

    I think she looks so CUTE here! She is either pregnant or trying. How do you think that looks bad?!! She shouldn’t gain anymore or she could get fat, but look how her stomach is distended. That isn’t McDonalds

  41. sfnsfns

    It looks like there are a lot of easily enraged PC nigger-lovers here. Good deal.

    I love stirring the shit!!!

    Say, do any of you nigger-lovers actually believe the stupid shitskin is really running the country, and that he doesn’t just do whatever Rahm Emanuel tells him tells him to do? He’s a complete and total jewtool. Of course, so was Juan McCainez . . .

  42. Does the president need to comment on this, and give shout outs?

  43. Lindsay

    oh shit, Jessica Simpson is almost average I better run to the gym STAT

  44. GG1000

    OOOhhh, you got a few people excited on a gossip website by posting racist crap. You are one dangerous dude, boy.

    Good grief, get a LIFE already. Pathetic don’t even begin to cover it.

    And for my next trick, I’m going to make meowing sounds until the neighbors’ dog barks, ’cause I’m anarchy made real…

  45. sid

    and thats what you fuckers get for voting for this black asshole…. good job
    GOOD FUCKING JOB KIDS.
    i bet over half the people who voted for him did it cuz it was the cool thing to do? cuz brittney spears was voting for him right?….yah well this is what you get

    WAITING FOR MORE…..

  46. be sure: HER FIGURE TAKES THE ENTIRE COVER, folks!!

  47. @ #94 . . .

    . . . correction, a few mindless idiots excited. Mindless idiots like you GG1000. Looks like you’re having a tantrum. Well I say, GO FOR IT!!! PUNCH OUT YOUR SCREEN!!! SLAM YOUR FIST INTO MY POST!!! THROW YOUR FECES, JUST LIKE THE SHITSKIN COMMANDER IN CHIMP WOULD!!!

  48. Ummm...yeah...

    Don’t even try it!!!!!
    He was reading off the cover!!!!
    Why are you’ll getting stupid!!!!!
    Fuck fat ass Jizzica Simpleton!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. STINK

    I will welcome our alien robot overlords because if our President is so superficial (heh) that he slams a pop star because he didn’t make the cover of a crappy tabloid, we don’t deserve to rule over ourselves anymore.

  50. something's fishy

    He shouldn’t joke about Jessica’s weight, what with all that fattening pork in his “stimulus package”

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