Barack Obama is the President of the United States

November 4th, 2008 // 1,099 Comments

Ladies and Gentleman, Barack H. Obama: The nation’s first African-American president!

An historic moment that none of us will ever forget.

The Superficial will return to its regularly scheduled chicanery tomorrow. But goddamn what a night.

EDIT: Just hell fucking yeah! I’m sorry, but this is a day a lot of people never thought they’d see. I might be a guy who cracks jokes about his penis and loves breasts more than life itself, but what a monumental moment for America. Just incredible. You may now fire away at my political views because, shit, that’s just another reason this country is awesome. Freedom of speech. G’night, guys!


  1. Mimzy

    Can it be? The Superficial realizing it has a soul twice in recent memory?

    It actually is nice to see that something besides boob and penis jokes on the site once in awhile. And Lord knows I can’t stop smiling!

  2. iob

    Don’t understand why everyone freaks out when they hear about sozialism. Lots of european countries have a bit more intervention by the government into business matters and it seems to be not that bad.

  3. Lloyd Willingham III

    The first ever bastard president with a whore mother

  4. HE WON

    I’m not even going to look at the bigoted hateful comments! America has spoken. The majority of people are GOOD and there is hope for a better world. This is one of the greatest moments I have ever witnessed. GOOD HAS WON!!!!

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    GO BARACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. oh my god

    hi i was just wondering .. did you all know he’s muslim… and muslims hate americans God have mercy

  6. K-lo

    Hell yeah! Obama ’08!

  7. Ha

    Now, thanks to Obama, I am going to quit nursing school and sit on my ass while you people who make money support my unemployment.

  8. thetenia

    Well, we now officially vote for President based on the same criteria we use for Miss America: Skin color/and or/ minortiy group pandering.Great. No one…NO ONE, can name one prosperous country run by someone black. Not one. Ever. Let me tell all you fools “crying” over a shady chicago politician one thing: When a small man casts a large shadow, the sun is setting.

  9. Obama Sucks

    Obama is not and will NEVER be my president! My president is me! I’m the president! Bow to me!

    USA all the way!

    God Bless America!

  10. G

    Thank you George Bush for the worst 8 years of any president in history.

    Thank you John McCain for bringing that nimrod on board to open people’s eyes to just how much the GOP loathes Americans.

    Thank you Hillary Clinton for representing women in politics so well.

    Thank you Barrack Obama for not falling for the GOP attempts to goad you into childish mudslinging.

    Thank you South for showing the country just how clueless y’all really are.

    And lastly a big FUCK YOU to anyone dumb enough to fall for the GOP scare tactics that would have had us in Iraq for 100 years, our healthcare wiped out and government slithering behind the scenes buying up banks and homes until one day we woke up in Communism.

  11. D-Rock

    Goodbye America? This country has been on a decline since Bush’s era. Obama getting elected isn’t the cause of it

  12. m 2 d d

    wow you all are just a bunch of miserable bastards. Recognize we made history and elected some one who can actually do somehting for the country unlike the last 8 years which have been the biggest joke and embarrassment for our country. Go Obama!

  13. m 2 d d

    wow you all are just a bunch of miserable bastards. Recognize we made history and elected some one who can actually do somehting for the country unlike the last 8 years which have been the biggest joke and embarrassment for our country. Go Obama!

  14. Steph Sear

    Well done America!
    What a brilliant choice in electing Obama…

    An amazing historic day and night!

  15. Wendy

    Hey VN you fucking retard. The reason the crowd is booing is because he is turning it over to Obama (Hitler) you nitwit.

  16. kk

    I hope all of you ignorant people who commented so eloquently of your disapproval of our new president, are soon ready to EAT IT! Even Jefferson stated that a country that allows one political party to run the nation for 20 years, needs to take a stand and make a change. JEFFERSON People! We need a change, it will take time. Rome wasn’t built in a day! Grow up and take responsibility and stop being blinded to only seeing one side. If you think you can do better, then I invite you get on the ballot in 2012 and prove it. Until then, put up or shut up!

  17. Sport

    Sad day for this country. I day we will all regret. Just sad.

  18. BARACK WON

    BYE BYE PALIN. Time to fade into oblivion, Hasbeen ville called you’re booked for a life long stay. Thanks for embarassing women all around the world and undoing Hilary Clinton’s work for women in politics with every idiotic word that spewed out of your usless mouth. You will never be anything, but a JOKE.

  19. Body_Vanessa

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    ABOUT TIME! I AWAIT THE FUTURE!!! YES YES YES!!!!

    GOOD FOR YOU OBAMA! I WISH YOU THE BEST!

  20. G

    And a special note to the panic stricken, racist, keyboard warriors that disgrace yourselves daily with your ignorance of all things.

    The world is moving on without you….

  21. Steph Sear

    Lloyd Willingham III
    You represent everything that is wrong with America- small minded attitude!

    It’s a real shame you are smart enough to use a computer…

  22. cate

    you all know the “H” in Barack H. Obama stands for “Hussein” don’t you?

  23. E H C

    Great day for the bottom feeders. Sad day for every productive member of society.

  24. Hoorayboy

    no more blaming Bush you liberals. Of course Obama will probably ride an economic resurgence in a year or two and everyone will give him credit for it, just like they did Clinton.

  25. Jaju

    #36 —– People like you are why im glad Obama won. In your face you racist gun-loving whiteboy

  26. Sarah Palin

    brb, going back to alaska.

  27. TheTenia

    To “g” My name is Justin Bennett, what’s yours? I’ll say right where I live motherfucker, will you? Thought not. I’m not ashamed of anything I write, while clearly you are. Since you’re completely gutless. Talk about “keyboard warrior” and the world IS moving on without me, right into the toilet.

  28. Amber

    I love the penis jokes (obviously), but love your politics too. P.S. Thanks for not being tacky about the Hudson drama. And EXTRA thanks for writing less about Spencer & Heidi (ugh)

  29. Olivia

    Hey G, why are you calling the South clueless? Obama won quite a few of the southern votes. Why do people think all southerns are idiots, I guess because they are to stupid to see for themselves, just like Obama, they believe the crap he spews about change. Hell yea change is coming, I’m quitting my job so I can live off of welfare now since that is where all the tax money will be going.

  30. TorontoMom

    oh my god, you’re a moron.

    I’m glad he won.

  31. Angie Horn

    I couldn’t be happier! What a great fucking night!! President Barack Obama! I love it! YES WE CAN!

  32. kk

    I think Abraham Lincoln just stood up and cheered! WAHOOOOO!

  33. raceman94

    Yep, we’re screwed. Our country was great while it lasted, so I’m going to start praying that some good will come out of this.

    Now, it’s time for all of the slackers to rule and the productive people of society can go hide in a hole!

  34. me

    yes cate !! and he is muslim GOD HAVE MERCY

  35. Noelle

    This is a great day! Screw the racist bigots… Obama is the winner and it’s an amazing thing….

    And for those bashing about the tax stuff… why should someone making 30k shouldn’t have to be paying as high of taxes as say someone making 250k a year… you people are morons.

  36. Ashley

    Why in the world would our country go to shit just because the president you didnt vote for won. I wish I could go back to 2000 when Bush was elected and read the comments of everyone celebrating about it and how many people really thought the country was going into the toliet back then (not saying there was no one against Bush from the beginning) . News flash people, are country is going down the toliet and Barrack Obama is someone I personally believe is going to turn this country around. McCain was going to take us down the same road we have been on for the last eight years. I did not want to go down that road any longer and obviously ALOT of people in this country agree with me!

  37. GO GO OBAMA

    CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA.

    McCain’s speech was actually very gracious. It had to be the hardest speech he had to ever give.

    Did you all see the energy of the crowd at Grant Park right now?? It’s fucking HUGE!! What a party!!

    Meanwhile, heard on NPR, the McCain celebration party @ Hilton in Irvine …. hmmmm … *crickets*

  38. inyourface

    Michael Savage et al eat shit and die, he won despite the slanderous lies and innuendo

  39. Tzel

    Can we get rid of affirmative action now?

  40. GO_OBAMA

    It is so sad to see how RETARDED you people are. I’m sorry you didnt have sane parents to teach you the true values of life. VIVE OBAMA! GO OBAMA

  41. Christina

    Hell fucking yeah!!! This was my first presidential election and for it to be such a historic one is kickass. Definitely not gonna forget this one…

    OBAMA!!!

  42. THE AMERICANS HAVE SPOKEN, folks!!
    ……………CONGRATUELATIONS!!
    (time will tell, folks)

  43. Sharon

    Look what Bush has done. Fucked up everything but….everything. Obama has a lot of cleaning up what fucking Bush did. I knew 8 yrs ago the only bush i trusted was between my legs. Good riddens to the chimp-look-a-like and his fucking family.

  44. Dr. Awesome

    You’re all so goddamn stupid. Obama is going to rape this country.

    You know what the “change” will be? Less money on your paychecks. That’s it.

    Fucking stupid Democrats. Learn how to read before you vote.

  45. Dirk Diggler

    Tommorrow I’m going to fire 2 of my employees since Obama is gonna raise my taxes, I’ve got to pay for it somehow.

  46. swiper the fox

    Thank God I am a Canadian! I would not want to be ruled by half black Hussein.

  47. Dr. Awesome

    Bush was a chimp look-a-like? Have you looked at the new guy?

  48. mafme

    Dr. Awesome, I’m sorry, but you’re an idiot. Most people do not make enough money to be affected by higher taxes. I really doubt that you’re actually a doctor.

  49. KatiePie

    Wow.. for all you people that are still cmplaining about Obama winning. Give it a rest already. He won. He’s the president!

    NO matter what he does all you pessimists will still be bitching. Just shut up.

    YAY Obama!

  50. lithiumlilly

    C’mon, he can’t be worse than Bush. Change is the only way to grow, guys. He’s not going to be the end of this country. Americans are too tenacious and stubborn to let a president single handedly destroy our country. Give him a chance, and if things still suck in a few years, I’ll join you in bashing his name lol

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