Ladies and Gentleman, Barack H. Obama: The nation’s first African-American president!
An historic moment that none of us will ever forget.
The Superficial will return to its regularly scheduled chicanery tomorrow. But goddamn what a night.
EDIT: Just hell fucking yeah! I’m sorry, but this is a day a lot of people never thought they’d see. I might be a guy who cracks jokes about his penis and loves breasts more than life itself, but what a monumental moment for America. Just incredible. You may now fire away at my political views because, shit, that’s just another reason this country is awesome. Freedom of speech. G’night, guys!
Photo: Splash News
Oh kay | November 4, 2008 at 11:06 pm
BLAH
Wayne | November 4, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Rad.
It’s good to be king.
Ariella | November 4, 2008 at 11:09 pm
thank god.
my mom actually started crying.
Meh | November 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Technically the President-Elect.
I love a mad Republican | November 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Goodbye McPain.
Dirk Diggler | November 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I weep for the country
Sierra | November 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm
:)
Dirk Diggler | November 4, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I weep for the country
r moore | November 4, 2008 at 11:11 pm
bam.
there it is.
Jefro | November 4, 2008 at 11:11 pm
U.S. of America
b. 1776 d. 2008
R.I.P.
Jennifer | November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL
Because if he is elected we will need it
melissa | November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
why do you weep for the country dirk digger
Jay | November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Yes! In shit or in wealth, I support Barack!
Jennifer | November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL
Because if he is elected we will need it
Rachel | November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
So long, land that we love. Good idea, freaks, let’s all “vote for change”…I for one am definitely pumped to change…
Let’s turn our powerful, prosperous nation into a big joke.
Jennifer | November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL
Because if he is elected we will need it
britney's weave | November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
cue sarah palin fading into obscurity…
:D
Joe the Plumber | November 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
America now has its first half-white president.
Maybe all the liberals will now shut it about how every hurricane and terrorist attack is the president’s fault.
dead | November 4, 2008 at 11:13 pm
All of you will realize what you have done.
Just wait.
God Have Mercy.
elka | November 4, 2008 at 11:13 pm
CHANGE FTW!
schmeden | November 4, 2008 at 11:13 pm
There goes the middle class
prettypants | November 4, 2008 at 11:13 pm
HOORAH FROM CANADA!!!!!
Kudos to the American people for finally making an intelligent choice for the good of the country’s human and civil rights!!!!
momo | November 4, 2008 at 11:13 pm
He’s as black as he is white and since I can understand him when he speaks i would say he leans towards white more.
As soon as black people realize this will not change your everyday life we can all get back to business as usual.
If you were a S***head yesterday you will be one tomorrow.
Barack ain’t funna bail you out da county.
IWONKY | November 4, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Thank you Fish, for your integrity.
Hollard | November 4, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Wow. What a horrible night for the United States. To the idiots that elected this socialist nut, congrats. In the next four years you are going to see what a huge mistake you just made. I know McCain was not the greatest person to put up on the ballot, but come on…. Obama is going to ruin the United States. Socialism is cool!!
Joe the Plumber | November 4, 2008 at 11:14 pm
America now has its first half-white president.
Maybe all the liberals will now shut it about how every hurricane and terrorist attack is the president’s fault.
netstarman | November 4, 2008 at 11:16 pm
So i guess a black pee wee herman look alike wins by fraud , this country is going down hill so fast and going to be so broke. I guess we are all going to be paying for it now . This country is lost on this after birth . Now the VP can tell more ethnic jokes more openly now.
John McCain | November 4, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Oh well…,
WOOOO | November 4, 2008 at 11:17 pm
HELLLLLLLL YES. O B A M A!
Depressed | November 4, 2008 at 11:18 pm
How sad. Now we have a socialist as president. We have lost the cold war. On the plus side it puts all the liberal media out of work, as they have nobody to complain about!
Rachel | November 4, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I’m crying.
What a historic night.
JT Lancer | November 4, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Throughout his campaign, Barack Obama painted John McCain’s policies as an extension of the failed Bush policies of the past eight years. Now that Mr. Obama has been elected, will we finally see change? Let’s see.
John McCain voted to give $750 billion in taxpayer funds to fat cats on Wall Street. So did Obama.
McCain believes the US should intervene militarily in Pakistan and Iran. So does Obama.
McCain voted to extend the Patriot Act, which gives the president the power to wiretap, read your emails, and throw anybody in jail as an enemy combatant. But Obama voted for it, too.
McCain’s spending and tax-cut proposals would add hundreds of billions to the federal deficit, according to the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget. So would Obama’s.
John McCain supports governmental limits on carbon emissions via a cap-and-trade system. So does Barack Obama.
This is “change we can believe in”?
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
adt | November 4, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Rock on, Barack Obama!
Obama has such a better potential than McCain. Too many fuckwits were voting for McCain not for what politically stood for but because of the fact that he was religious. Americans don’t need a religious leader, it needs someone who knows what he’s doing, and the world knows that for the past eight years we definitely didn’t have a leader who knew what he was doing.
America supports Barack Obama!
darcie | November 4, 2008 at 11:19 pm
fake! you can tell it’s photoshopped because the shadows are all wrong.
YEAAAAHHHHHHHH drinkin O-BOMBs tonight!!!
So dumb | November 4, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I am kind of glad he won…. bkz now the democrats will have to live with their stupid choice and know they are the ones who brought our country down.
Who Cares | November 4, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Fucking nigger. God help us all with this nigger in office. Fucking black ass nigger!!!!
queen4hart | August 22, 2011 at 1:54 am
exactly
Alex | November 4, 2008 at 11:19 pm
FUCK YEAH.
Slappy san | November 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm
All politicians are scum but this makes me smile solely because it pisses off a lot of racists!
Slappy san | November 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm
All politicians are scum but this makes me smile solely because it pisses off a lot of racists!
VN | November 4, 2008 at 11:22 pm
FIRST….
To tell all you stubborn ass republians to eat my ass. Thank Christ – Palin will not have a chance to ruin this country. Even as McCain is trying to respectfully concede right fuckin now his stupid ass crowd is booing and ruining his speech.
And yes, I’m republican. The party needs fixing. Get over yourselves and this is what you get for Bush. No free passes on this one, and with any luck this party will adjust and adapt to the 21st century. Otherwise they (we) simply don’t deserve the white house or congress.
I’m not so stubborn and stupid as to not understand that.
Wend | November 4, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I cannot wait to see what people say in a year or so when things get really bad. Who are they going to blame? I know, let’s try and blame old president Bush, yeah, that will work (not)!
I just want to say goodbye America! You were once a great nation, but you are going to hell in a hand basket.
Now get ready to be taxed heavily, especially if you actually work because Obama wants to spread the wealth AKA pay the losers on welfare!
Valentine | November 4, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Do you even KNOW what socialism is? I live in a long and narrow country which some US citizens like to call “their backyard” and trust me, WE KNOW what it’s like to have a socialist regime.
I admire your country, but learn before complaining about Obama being a “socialist”… if he were, I’d love to have a “socialist” president like him instead of the REAL socialist president we currently have.
Woot | November 4, 2008 at 11:26 pm
This is fucking awesome! Can we pick whose wealth we can get half of, I want Oprah’s!!!!
b locs | November 4, 2008 at 11:27 pm
FUCK YEA GO OBAMA!!!!!!
Olivia | November 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Goodbye America! You were once a great country! Home of the free, but not no more.
Dan | November 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
A N T I C H R I S T ! ! ! ! ! !
Texas | November 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
If the people that voted for Obama would have done their research he would not have won. BUT the” PEOMIAW of “CHANGE” was just to good to pass up. Obama voters will be sorry for your choice. I hope you enjoy your victory….it will be short lived.
Texas | November 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
If the people that voted for Obama would have done their research he would not have won. BUT the” PEOMIAW of “CHANGE” was just to good to pass up. Obama voters will be sorry for your choice. I hope you enjoy your victory….it will be short lived.
bend over | November 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
wow this is great…can’t wait to give more of my money to the people who think they are entitled to it!!! we are now a Land of mediocrity.
bend over | November 4, 2008 at 11:29 pm
wow this is great…can’t wait to give more of my money to the people who think they are entitled to it!!! we are now a Land of mediocrity and entitlment.