Barack Obama is the President of the United States

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2008

Ladies and Gentleman, Barack H. Obama: The nation’s first African-American president!

An historic moment that none of us will ever forget.

The Superficial will return to its regularly scheduled chicanery tomorrow. But goddamn what a night.

EDIT: Just hell fucking yeah! I’m sorry, but this is a day a lot of people never thought they’d see. I might be a guy who cracks jokes about his penis and loves breasts more than life itself, but what a monumental moment for America. Just incredible. You may now fire away at my political views because, shit, that’s just another reason this country is awesome. Freedom of speech. G’night, guys!