Bar Refaeli gets her bikini on for Aerosmith

June 30th, 2009 // 113 Comments

These are shots of supermodel Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith from a promotional spot for the upcoming Victoria’s Secret TV special, and I love everything that’s happening here with the obvious exception of Steven Tyler’s face. It’s like I want to have an erection, but at the same time, I want to call the funeral home and ask if any corpses are missing. Then again, who says I can’t have my cake and eat it, too? Fetch me the Yellow Pages. But no eye contact!


Comments (113)

  1. Jesse Jackson | June 30, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    What the fuck happened to Steven Tyler’s face? He’s going all Michael Jackson. My penis wants to have an erection but his kabuki mask face keeps popping in. No fucking way Liv Tyler sprung from his deformed loins.

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  2. Derek Jeter's Penis | June 30, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    As someone once said “No matter how hot a chick is; there is someone who is sick of her shit” Take that Vanessa Minillo…or whatever your name is…..

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  3. RedFantaGirl | June 30, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    She is a goddess, end of story. Thank the Lord nobody put, “First” for once. :)

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  4. Mike | June 30, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Steven has AIDS. That is all.

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  5. Mike | June 30, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    Freddy looked the same way just before he announced it.

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  6. jew | June 30, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    ugh this jew again? israelis must have some REAL ugly in their genes if this is the best they could come up with.

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  7. uh | June 30, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    @6

    What is your problem?

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  8. sogemal | June 30, 2009 at 10:39 pm

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  9. lol | June 30, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Why is she always wearing bikinis that are waaaay too small?? Side boob ahoy!

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  10. jojo | June 30, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Steven Tyler has HEP C! He publically announced it. And this chick has beautiful boobs!

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  11. jojo | June 30, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Steven Tyler has HEP C! He publically announced it. And this chick has beautiful boobs!

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  12. BEN! | June 30, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    Side boob, nice!
    Steven Tyler looks like something from the Grudge or one of those Japanese horror movies that pops out at you and meows like a cat or something. Run Bar, run!

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  13. mrmr | June 30, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    thats quite the tall drink

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  14. ihatepeta | June 30, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    Bar is hot and all. I love her boobs but someone seriously needs to inform her that she’s NOT a 34B and to therefore purchase a bigger cup size. The girl will start having back pains without the right support and those cups will leave her boobs out of shape if that’s all she wears.

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    • dd | February 17, 2011 at 6:42 pm

      yeah Ive noticed that too, it looks weird sometimes. But she isn’t picking the swimsuits for photo shoots. The top in these pictures just looks ridiculous. It’s really unflattering and it’s hard to make Bar Refaeli’s boobs look unflattering.

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  15. ihatepeta | June 30, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    Bar is hot and all. I love her boobs but someone seriously needs to inform her that she’s NOT a 34B and to therefore purchase a bigger cup size. The girl will start having back pains without the right support and those cups will leave her boobs out of shape if that’s all she wears.

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  16. Taz | June 30, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    i would love to drop my load all over those huge tits

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  17. Gucci Sneakers | June 30, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    OMG I love Bar.. I am not mad at her for waring a bra size too small XD

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  18. pinecone | June 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    yesssss!!!!! im sooo happy someone else noticed the boob thing! i felt like i was taking crazy pillsss

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  19. Venom | June 30, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    This is just beautiful.
    Just remove Aerosmith.

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  20. Bob Vila | June 30, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    @ 14,

    I seriously doubt she rocks those tiny ass bra’s when she isn’t in a photoshoot. And to be honest, what do any of us care what she looks like in 10 or 20 years?

    Keep on rocking the baby sized underwear, Bar. It looks good on you.

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  21. comeon | July 1, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Ok Bar lets buy a whole bikini top sometime, won’t you still be hot if your boob isn’t popping out all over the place?

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  22. FZKilla | July 1, 2009 at 12:21 am

    I think I just captured Steven Tyler in the library in the new Ghostbusters game… he shushed me…

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  23. Allison | July 1, 2009 at 12:47 am

    I don’t CARE if Steven Tyler is a zombie/lich/undead creature, I’d STILL do him.

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  24. Monie | July 1, 2009 at 12:54 am

    She’s soo hot, but what’s up with the bikini top size? She looks weird with a small size top.

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  25. captain america | July 1, 2009 at 12:56 am

    SHE WANTS TO MAKE ME CRY, folks?

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  26. Alli Watermelon | July 1, 2009 at 1:02 am

    Okay, since when do people complain about SIDE BOOB on such a beautiful, sexy female? I’m straight, but it doesn’t bother me! And like #20 said, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t wear these type of bras or tops on any given day. It’s for a promotional video! And for some reason, even with tiny tops, she always appears classy to me..unlike a lot of female celebrities.

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  27. re | July 1, 2009 at 1:05 am

    23. Allison-
    grandma is that you?

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  28. Rhialto | July 1, 2009 at 1:23 am

    Hello!

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  29. Yeah | July 1, 2009 at 1:39 am

    The woman has amazing tits.

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  30. Darth | July 1, 2009 at 2:06 am

    Eating from the sweet pie of Bar Refaeli is the same as drinking from the fountain of youth to Steven Tyler!

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  31. Nero | July 1, 2009 at 2:12 am

    He’d need a whole class of Bar Refaelis to look decent again.

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  32. Cliff Notes | July 1, 2009 at 2:18 am

    Bar looks gr8 and should run for the Knesset (sp?) because her country is full of a bunch of fuck-ups.
    Like arresting American aide workers might not be the way to go….and war crimes were committed in Gaza.
    Nice tits though.

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  33. poo | July 1, 2009 at 2:43 am

    homo alert on #6

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  34. eva2009 | July 1, 2009 at 2:47 am

    she is always very hot, no matter here or on ***sugarmommamatch.com*** i read many

    news about her there, also her hot pics and videos.

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  35. Luke | July 1, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Bar Rafaeli’s breasts look like pancakes on her chest. Not a criticism, it’s merely an observation. Fetch me some sugar and syrup!!

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  37. Galtacticus | July 1, 2009 at 3:54 am

    Since supermodels aren’t available for everybody viagra was invented.

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  38. Jodi. | July 1, 2009 at 5:20 am

    Unfortunately she already looks like a cat, and she’s only 24. I give her four months and she’ll be challenging Jocelyne Wildenstein to the milk in my fridge. That’s not a metaphor, but I am sexy.

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  39. haha | July 1, 2009 at 6:42 am

    Is it just me or is Steven Tyler starting to look like Joan Rivers. ICK!

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  40. Joana | July 1, 2009 at 6:53 am

    #35 – Exactly! That’s the way they were supposed to look if she was lying on her back, or something..
    She’s hot and has a pretty face and everything, but seriously… There is such a thing as too much side boob, when 95% of your breasts are hanging out…

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  41. I've got a constant hardon | July 1, 2009 at 7:23 am

    Fish you’re back, well done.

    Keep um coming.

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  42. ROUGH daddy | July 1, 2009 at 7:28 am

    Paris Hilton should sue Bar Refaeli for embodying the word HOT….

    Sexiest lil draft dodger!!!

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  43. compare hotels | July 1, 2009 at 7:32 am

    Nice tits.

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  44. compare hotels | July 1, 2009 at 7:32 am

    Nice tits.

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  45. R2-D2 | July 1, 2009 at 7:40 am

    Boop! Boo! Beep!

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  46. mollie | July 1, 2009 at 8:12 am

    I think Steven looks like the giant puppet from the Labrynth; it ‘s the eyes.

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  47. care | July 1, 2009 at 8:13 am

    What the hell? Buy a bikini that fits.

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  48. Erica | July 1, 2009 at 8:28 am

    What’s with the too small bikinis on her? Looks absurd.

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  49. Newcastle | July 1, 2009 at 8:41 am

    She has unbelievably great boobs FTW!

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  50. Scotsman71 | July 1, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Hot Hot Hot

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