Bar Refaeli gets her bikini on for Aerosmith

June 30th, 2009 // 113 Comments

These are shots of supermodel Bar Refaeli and Aerosmith from a promotional spot for the upcoming Victoria’s Secret TV special, and I love everything that’s happening here with the obvious exception of Steven Tyler’s face. It’s like I want to have an erection, but at the same time, I want to call the funeral home and ask if any corpses are missing. Then again, who says I can’t have my cake and eat it, too? Fetch me the Yellow Pages. But no eye contact!

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  1. Jesse Jackson

    What the fuck happened to Steven Tyler’s face? He’s going all Michael Jackson. My penis wants to have an erection but his kabuki mask face keeps popping in. No fucking way Liv Tyler sprung from his deformed loins.

  2. Derek Jeter's Penis

    As someone once said “No matter how hot a chick is; there is someone who is sick of her shit” Take that Vanessa Minillo…or whatever your name is…..

  3. RedFantaGirl

    She is a goddess, end of story. Thank the Lord nobody put, “First” for once. :)

  4. Mike

    Steven has AIDS. That is all.

  5. Mike

    Freddy looked the same way just before he announced it.

  6. jew

    ugh this jew again? israelis must have some REAL ugly in their genes if this is the best they could come up with.

  7. uh

    @6

    What is your problem?

  8. lol

    Why is she always wearing bikinis that are waaaay too small?? Side boob ahoy!

  9. jojo

    Steven Tyler has HEP C! He publically announced it. And this chick has beautiful boobs!

  10. jojo

    Steven Tyler has HEP C! He publically announced it. And this chick has beautiful boobs!

  11. BEN!

    Side boob, nice!
    Steven Tyler looks like something from the Grudge or one of those Japanese horror movies that pops out at you and meows like a cat or something. Run Bar, run!

  12. mrmr

    thats quite the tall drink

  13. ihatepeta

    Bar is hot and all. I love her boobs but someone seriously needs to inform her that she’s NOT a 34B and to therefore purchase a bigger cup size. The girl will start having back pains without the right support and those cups will leave her boobs out of shape if that’s all she wears.

    • dd

      yeah Ive noticed that too, it looks weird sometimes. But she isn’t picking the swimsuits for photo shoots. The top in these pictures just looks ridiculous. It’s really unflattering and it’s hard to make Bar Refaeli’s boobs look unflattering.

  14. ihatepeta

    Bar is hot and all. I love her boobs but someone seriously needs to inform her that she’s NOT a 34B and to therefore purchase a bigger cup size. The girl will start having back pains without the right support and those cups will leave her boobs out of shape if that’s all she wears.

  15. Taz

    i would love to drop my load all over those huge tits

  16. OMG I love Bar.. I am not mad at her for waring a bra size too small XD

  17. pinecone

    yesssss!!!!! im sooo happy someone else noticed the boob thing! i felt like i was taking crazy pillsss

  18. Venom

    This is just beautiful.
    Just remove Aerosmith.

  19. Bob Vila

    @ 14,

    I seriously doubt she rocks those tiny ass bra’s when she isn’t in a photoshoot. And to be honest, what do any of us care what she looks like in 10 or 20 years?

    Keep on rocking the baby sized underwear, Bar. It looks good on you.

  20. comeon

    Ok Bar lets buy a whole bikini top sometime, won’t you still be hot if your boob isn’t popping out all over the place?

  21. FZKilla

    I think I just captured Steven Tyler in the library in the new Ghostbusters game… he shushed me…

  22. I don’t CARE if Steven Tyler is a zombie/lich/undead creature, I’d STILL do him.

  23. Monie

    She’s soo hot, but what’s up with the bikini top size? She looks weird with a small size top.

  24. captain america

    SHE WANTS TO MAKE ME CRY, folks?

  25. Okay, since when do people complain about SIDE BOOB on such a beautiful, sexy female? I’m straight, but it doesn’t bother me! And like #20 said, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t wear these type of bras or tops on any given day. It’s for a promotional video! And for some reason, even with tiny tops, she always appears classy to me..unlike a lot of female celebrities.

  26. re

    23. Allison-
    grandma is that you?

  27. Rhialto

    Hello!

  28. Yeah

    The woman has amazing tits.

  29. Darth

    Eating from the sweet pie of Bar Refaeli is the same as drinking from the fountain of youth to Steven Tyler!

  30. Nero

    He’d need a whole class of Bar Refaelis to look decent again.

  31. Bar looks gr8 and should run for the Knesset (sp?) because her country is full of a bunch of fuck-ups.
    Like arresting American aide workers might not be the way to go….and war crimes were committed in Gaza.
    Nice tits though.

  32. poo

    homo alert on #6

  33. eva2009

    she is always very hot, no matter here or on ***sugarmommamatch.com*** i read many

    news about her there, also her hot pics and videos.

  34. Luke

    Bar Rafaeli’s breasts look like pancakes on her chest. Not a criticism, it’s merely an observation. Fetch me some sugar and syrup!!

  35. sally

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  36. Galtacticus

    Since supermodels aren’t available for everybody viagra was invented.

  37. Jodi.

    Unfortunately she already looks like a cat, and she’s only 24. I give her four months and she’ll be challenging Jocelyne Wildenstein to the milk in my fridge. That’s not a metaphor, but I am sexy.

  38. haha

    Is it just me or is Steven Tyler starting to look like Joan Rivers. ICK!

  39. Joana

    #35 – Exactly! That’s the way they were supposed to look if she was lying on her back, or something..
    She’s hot and has a pretty face and everything, but seriously… There is such a thing as too much side boob, when 95% of your breasts are hanging out…

  40. I've got a constant hardon

    Fish you’re back, well done.

    Keep um coming.

  41. Paris Hilton should sue Bar Refaeli for embodying the word HOT….

    Sexiest lil draft dodger!!!

  42. R2-D2

    Boop! Boo! Beep!

  43. mollie

    I think Steven looks like the giant puppet from the Labrynth; it ‘s the eyes.

  44. care

    What the hell? Buy a bikini that fits.

  45. Erica

    What’s with the too small bikinis on her? Looks absurd.

  46. Newcastle

    She has unbelievably great boobs FTW!

  47. Scotsman71

    Hot Hot Hot

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