Bar Refaeli is a f-cking whore

February 23rd, 2010 // 69 Comments

Folks, I’m not a religious man, but there’s no way to look at these pics without acknowledging Satan is real and wants me to fly a plane directly into MTV. On that note, do you think Leonardo DiCaprio would let me borrow one? He sort of has to if you think about it.

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  1. bill

    first

  2. Codiac Bear

    I don’t get why these two are in a magazine shoot together. …

  3. Sebastien

    As “The Situation” would say “Whore-a-ble”

  4. roeroe

    He’s so hot!

  5. Desi

    I bet he’s already filled her with DNA.

  6. penis

    wow, she mustn’t be a very successful model if she had to resort to a photoshoot with ‘The Situation’

    lol

  7. TS

    Damn. She just went from a 9.5 to a 6. What a shame. And clearly she has none.

  8. glace neuf

    sweet jesus i would hit it. over and over, i don’t care about the situation, she is white hot.

  9. amgormatik

    @ #5 desi: your comment just made me pukeing into my mouth. it is not your fault. it is the situation

  10. COCK MASTER

    come on….the situation cock slip!!!!

    I can only hope
    ~COCK MASTER

  11. Taz

    how in the fuck are these two even on the same street?

  12. spike

    Its a cover shoot. Interview calls agents for both parties, offers money and they show up. Inside the mag there are two separate articles. Simple.

  13. Yeah?&npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; 

    is it just me or is SuperFishFace Writer sounding jaded these days?

  14. Truth.org

    Fish is no longer funny, we all know that. They fired the old writer and hired the “owner’s” journalist son. Fucking nepotism…

  15. Oveta

    I’m not liking the new posts that contain no explanation for the photos – 2nd one today.

  16. Molly

    Jesus, what do you have against her? Or for her? This is some obsession, Fish. There’s millions of girls as pretty or prettier than Bar that you could write about… at least Lohan does interesting things, and is interesting to your readership – a justifiable muse. But with Bar, who’s pretty but meh, things are getting a little suspicious.

  17. bert

    He’s a spicya greasea ball

  18. Valerie

    I’ve never seen J.S. in my life, but this sounds like pure jealousy.

  19. Sarah

    What the fuck is up with the writing? Its not only nonsensical, but not even remotely funny.

  20. Delgo

    reverse chicken fight!

  21. Dan

    No.

    No.

    That’s not true.

    That’s impossible!

    NNNOOOOOOONNNNOOOO

  22. Big Fan

    I LOVE U BAR!!!!

  23. The Rickster

    Oh the things I would eat out of her ass….

  24. Tony Soprano

    Fuhgettabowdit

  25. The Akward Situation

    I would let her rub her vagina into my neck any day

  26. bubba

    I had to use Google to figure out who the fuck that greasy asshat is. This is almost as disturbing as the time that Britney Spears sang on stage with Aerosmith at the Superbowl; I believe that travesty was also caused by MTV. I second the flying the plane into MTV motion.

  27. Crabby Old Guy

    You say “Fucking whore” like it’s a bad thing. Personally, I think that moves her up the list.

    It’s all simple math: Less time, money and effort needed on banging her = more time. money and effort for other stuff (like discovering a cure for the common cold or determining whether a sick pig truly doesn’t curl it’s tail).

  28. Zyklon B

    Take a shower with me, Bar.

  29. Bobby

    10lbs dumbbells? What a joke. That kid has the body of a middle-aged man who’s been going to the gym for 3 months. Nice porn star tattoo on the girl, too.

  30. Lucifera

    Boy is her body going fast practically overnight boobs sagging no ass and she is a big ho.

  31. Kathryn

    This post makes no sense. She’s a whore because she took money to do a photo shoot? Big deal, that would make everyone in Hollywood a whore. Try to be funnier next time assholes.

  32. mackmamma

    skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank

  33. Joe Camel

    Too bad she smokes like a broken chimney. She probably tastes like the bottom of an ashtray and will probably contract some sort of cancer as she gets older. Such a waste.

  34. Daliaz

    She is def. a Jewish Slut or Jewish Trash.

  35. coco

    I think bar has an awesome body to look at and really cute face but I don’t like women that are too tall & too big. That’s why models look better in pictures and from far away and not in real life. She’s bigger than him! And he’s probably over 6 feet! ugh. I hate that. Very Tom Cruise, and we all know he has a short troll complex. I think petite women are way hotter! He’s gonna get crushed under there! Hmmm…on second thought…there might be worst things than being crushed by a beautiful hippo with 10 pounds of breast jiggling away ;) I mean, if at 22 or 23 you’re that big and tall. mmm yikes, it’s hard to imagine what you’re gonna be like later. Juicaaay baybay!

  36. Bar has a great body, and a cute face. It’s a shame she is being photographed with this pond scum, aka Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. His body is overrated, and his face is just plain old ugly.

  37. Norbert

    “She is def. a Jewish Slut or Jewish Trash.”

    Why did you feel compeled to write this? My guess is you’re attracted to her. Look up “connictive disconnect”.

  38. Norbert

    …and then, when you can’t find it, look up ”cognitive disconnect”. Damned typos.

  39. Norbert

    …and then, when you can’t find it, look up ”cognitive disconnect”. Damned typos.

  40. Israeli Girl

    That’s not very nice to say.. not to mention, not remotely funny. I know Bar from Israel and I don’t think calling her a whore is doing her justice.. she’s a great girl.

    Don’t really see the connection to Situation here, but hey, a job is a job, if you get too picky, you’ll be sorry when your day comes and you’re no longer a working model.

  41. Bobby

    “Nice porn star tattoo on the girl, too.”

    Whoops. That’s a shadow on her thigh…He stil has no traps or lats, though.

  42. reh

    The Situation is bad ass. He was the only thing good about that show. Fact is, that dood could land any lady.

  43. mac

    the article’s title speaks for itself. If you don’t know who the situation is then you are not of this earth. It was also obvious what the Hillary Duff post was about. If you don’t like thesuperficial then fuck off and go somewhere crap mainstream like thehollywoodgossip and read up on american idol all you want.

  44. Israeli Girl

    I know who he is, and I know what this website’s like. Just saying – now we’re calling her a whore cause she did a shoot with the guy? Out of funny ideas? It’s only funny when it’s called for.

  45. captain america

    this problem is reckognised by many MANY people in the L.A.-area!!

  46. papaROUGHzzi

    Ill believe it when the article comes out. Or if I read from Pagesix the Situation refuse to wash his shoulder…

  47. Dread not

    @20

    Nice! lol

  48. Pal

    “His body is overrated”

    No kidding. I’d have to quite the gym for 6 months and live off fried chicken and beer to look like that…and I’m almost 40.

  49. Bosco

    She is dead to me now…………

  50. Ronnie sucks

    Oh man, I’ll bet the Situation pounded her tight starfish.

    She wants a man with muscle, not the tiny Gilbert Grape penis (google it).

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