Folks, I’m not a religious man, but there’s no way to look at these pics without acknowledging Satan is real and wants me to fly a plane directly into MTV. On that note, do you think Leonardo DiCaprio would let me borrow one? He sort of has to if you think about it.
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bill | February 23, 2010 at 4:37 pm
first
Codiac Bear | February 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm
I don’t get why these two are in a magazine shoot together. …
Sebastien | February 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm
As “The Situation” would say “Whore-a-ble”
roeroe | February 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm
He’s so hot!
Desi | February 23, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I bet he’s already filled her with DNA.
penis | February 23, 2010 at 4:42 pm
wow, she mustn’t be a very successful model if she had to resort to a photoshoot with ‘The Situation’
lol
TS | February 23, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Damn. She just went from a 9.5 to a 6. What a shame. And clearly she has none.
glace neuf | February 23, 2010 at 4:45 pm
sweet jesus i would hit it. over and over, i don’t care about the situation, she is white hot.
amgormatik | February 23, 2010 at 4:57 pm
@ #5 desi: your comment just made me pukeing into my mouth. it is not your fault. it is the situation
COCK MASTER | February 23, 2010 at 4:58 pm
come on….the situation cock slip!!!!
I can only hope
~COCK MASTER
Taz | February 23, 2010 at 5:06 pm
how in the fuck are these two even on the same street?
spike | February 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Its a cover shoot. Interview calls agents for both parties, offers money and they show up. Inside the mag there are two separate articles. Simple.
Yeah?&npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; &npsp; | February 23, 2010 at 5:18 pm
is it just me or is SuperFishFace Writer sounding jaded these days?
Truth.org | February 23, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Fish is no longer funny, we all know that. They fired the old writer and hired the “owner’s” journalist son. Fucking nepotism…
Oveta | February 23, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I’m not liking the new posts that contain no explanation for the photos – 2nd one today.
Molly | February 23, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Jesus, what do you have against her? Or for her? This is some obsession, Fish. There’s millions of girls as pretty or prettier than Bar that you could write about… at least Lohan does interesting things, and is interesting to your readership – a justifiable muse. But with Bar, who’s pretty but meh, things are getting a little suspicious.
bert | February 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm
He’s a spicya greasea ball
Valerie | February 23, 2010 at 5:46 pm
I’ve never seen J.S. in my life, but this sounds like pure jealousy.
Sarah | February 23, 2010 at 6:01 pm
What the fuck is up with the writing? Its not only nonsensical, but not even remotely funny.
Delgo | February 23, 2010 at 6:03 pm
reverse chicken fight!
Dan | February 23, 2010 at 6:21 pm
No.
No.
That’s not true.
That’s impossible!
NNNOOOOOOONNNNOOOO
Big Fan | February 23, 2010 at 6:29 pm
I LOVE U BAR!!!!
The Rickster | February 23, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Oh the things I would eat out of her ass….
Tony Soprano | February 23, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Fuhgettabowdit
The Akward Situation | February 23, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I would let her rub her vagina into my neck any day
bubba | February 23, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I had to use Google to figure out who the fuck that greasy asshat is. This is almost as disturbing as the time that Britney Spears sang on stage with Aerosmith at the Superbowl; I believe that travesty was also caused by MTV. I second the flying the plane into MTV motion.
Crabby Old Guy | February 23, 2010 at 7:23 pm
You say “Fucking whore” like it’s a bad thing. Personally, I think that moves her up the list.
It’s all simple math: Less time, money and effort needed on banging her = more time. money and effort for other stuff (like discovering a cure for the common cold or determining whether a sick pig truly doesn’t curl it’s tail).
Zyklon B | February 23, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Take a shower with me, Bar.
Bobby | February 23, 2010 at 8:47 pm
10lbs dumbbells? What a joke. That kid has the body of a middle-aged man who’s been going to the gym for 3 months. Nice porn star tattoo on the girl, too.
Lucifera | February 23, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Boy is her body going fast practically overnight boobs sagging no ass and she is a big ho.
Kathryn | February 23, 2010 at 9:14 pm
This post makes no sense. She’s a whore because she took money to do a photo shoot? Big deal, that would make everyone in Hollywood a whore. Try to be funnier next time assholes.
mackmamma | February 23, 2010 at 9:40 pm
skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank
Joe Camel | February 23, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Too bad she smokes like a broken chimney. She probably tastes like the bottom of an ashtray and will probably contract some sort of cancer as she gets older. Such a waste.
Daliaz | February 23, 2010 at 10:47 pm
She is def. a Jewish Slut or Jewish Trash.
coco | February 23, 2010 at 11:10 pm
I think bar has an awesome body to look at and really cute face but I don’t like women that are too tall & too big. That’s why models look better in pictures and from far away and not in real life. She’s bigger than him! And he’s probably over 6 feet! ugh. I hate that. Very Tom Cruise, and we all know he has a short troll complex. I think petite women are way hotter! He’s gonna get crushed under there! Hmmm…on second thought…there might be worst things than being crushed by a beautiful hippo with 10 pounds of breast jiggling away ;) I mean, if at 22 or 23 you’re that big and tall. mmm yikes, it’s hard to imagine what you’re gonna be like later. Juicaaay baybay!
dsi xl | February 23, 2010 at 11:26 pm
Bar has a great body, and a cute face. It’s a shame she is being photographed with this pond scum, aka Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. His body is overrated, and his face is just plain old ugly.
Norbert | February 24, 2010 at 12:52 am
“She is def. a Jewish Slut or Jewish Trash.”
Why did you feel compeled to write this? My guess is you’re attracted to her. Look up “connictive disconnect”.
Norbert | February 24, 2010 at 12:54 am
…and then, when you can’t find it, look up ”cognitive disconnect”. Damned typos.
Norbert | February 24, 2010 at 12:55 am
…and then, when you can’t find it, look up ”cognitive disconnect”. Damned typos.
Israeli Girl | February 24, 2010 at 12:55 am
That’s not very nice to say.. not to mention, not remotely funny. I know Bar from Israel and I don’t think calling her a whore is doing her justice.. she’s a great girl.
Don’t really see the connection to Situation here, but hey, a job is a job, if you get too picky, you’ll be sorry when your day comes and you’re no longer a working model.
Bobby | February 24, 2010 at 12:59 am
“Nice porn star tattoo on the girl, too.”
Whoops. That’s a shadow on her thigh…He stil has no traps or lats, though.
reh | February 24, 2010 at 3:41 am
The Situation is bad ass. He was the only thing good about that show. Fact is, that dood could land any lady.
mac | February 24, 2010 at 3:44 am
the article’s title speaks for itself. If you don’t know who the situation is then you are not of this earth. It was also obvious what the Hillary Duff post was about. If you don’t like thesuperficial then fuck off and go somewhere crap mainstream like thehollywoodgossip and read up on american idol all you want.
Israeli Girl | February 24, 2010 at 4:54 am
I know who he is, and I know what this website’s like. Just saying – now we’re calling her a whore cause she did a shoot with the guy? Out of funny ideas? It’s only funny when it’s called for.
captain america | February 24, 2010 at 6:51 am
this problem is reckognised by many MANY people in the L.A.-area!!
papaROUGHzzi | February 24, 2010 at 7:47 am
Ill believe it when the article comes out. Or if I read from Pagesix the Situation refuse to wash his shoulder…
Dread not | February 24, 2010 at 8:07 am
@20
Nice! lol
Pal | February 24, 2010 at 8:23 am
“His body is overrated”
No kidding. I’d have to quite the gym for 6 months and live off fried chicken and beer to look like that…and I’m almost 40.
Bosco | February 24, 2010 at 8:47 am
She is dead to me now…………
Ronnie sucks | February 24, 2010 at 11:34 am
Oh man, I’ll bet the Situation pounded her tight starfish.
She wants a man with muscle, not the tiny Gilbert Grape penis (google it).