Leonardo DiCaprio is an Idiot

May 16th, 2011 // 86 Comments

Exactly what I said in the headline.

Adding… Here’s Bar Refaeli posing for last year’s Passionata line, in case a couple of you are into that sort of thing. I’m probably taking a risk here.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. TomFrank

    My penis would like to see the non-Photoshopped version of these pics. He’s certain that she’d still be worth it; it’s just that he’s a stickler for “realism.”

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    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    new pussy is always exciting, I get that. but Bar Refaeli seems like proof enough that Leo really is a moron.

  3. V

    Idiot indeed. Sad to say this as a fan, but he’s very shallow when it comes to women. He has never dated a normal woman. He’s dated super models since he was 21 and they’re all blonde. Now that she turned 25 she’s probably too old for him and will move on to someone who’s 20. He did the same to Giselle Bundchen and started dating this one when she was 21.

    Sorry Leo, but you’re losing your good looks and you look like a douchebag hanging out in Hollywood with actors 10 years younger than you like Emile Hirsch.

    • Drew

      Wait…

      You start off by saying “Sad indeed”, then go on to comment about how shallow and pathetic he is?

      You do realize you’re calling him an idiot for “dumping a hot chick”. Because I’m certain you know what Bar’s personality is to warrant a comment on anything but her looks.

      That’s not at all shallow, is it kettle?

      • I think the point is based on his track record, Leonardo doesn’t factor in ‘personality’ period..if they’re bitchy, nice, funny, sweet doesn’t matter, he just wants looks and gets bored fast.

    • shankyouverymuch

      Maybe he’s finally come to the 100% conclusion that Jews REALLY are the reason for all the wars, pain, strife, cheating back deals, etc- etc- etc in the entire history of the world.

      And having realized that… he just hates stinking Jews now! Maybe that’s all there is to it.

      Maybe it would be BEST if we ALL realized what Leo has come to understand, & shunned the JEWS once & for all… Maybe we could find an island somewhere & put them all on that island & build a 100 foot wall around it so they’d have to stay there for the rest of eternity!!!

      What a dreamy-CREAMY scenario that is … Thanks LEO!!!

      • R

        Oh its already happening. But instead of ”We all realised” it was the Brits who realised it and helped them go to the country they chose which was Palestine instead of an ”island” and they already have a 8 meter tall wall sorrounding all their occupied terretories to *protect Isrealis* from Palestinians who want revenge after the Jews took their land . But wait, Jewish Government beleives what they’re doing is right because God promised them this land. Religions are AWESOME! Hey but they said the wall will be 760 KM/416 Miles whens they finish.
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_West_Bank_barrier

    • Real

      Cintia Dicker is hotter.

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    PRGM2
    Commented on this photo:

    When I was a bartender an old man told me, “Even solid gold pussy gets boring after awhile.”

  5. lame

    So just because she looks good in underwear and bikinis he should marry her? That`s all that matters? Maybe in your horny-man universe… Her photos are photoshopped so bad some of them are blurry from all the work that was done to them. Leo can do way better than her…

    • JPC

      Exactly. If the reason he should be with her is because of her looks, then there is an easy way to prove he’s not an idiot.

      Here it goes: He could bang this one super hot woman the rest of his life….or he could bang a bunch of super hot women until he decides to settle down with one of them.

      Definitely not idiotic to go with the second choice.

  6. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Passionata
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Gorgeous.

  7. Look, we’re all thinking it…might as well put the caption right on the photo:

    “Even looking THIS good, Leonardo was tired of putting up with her shit”

    • Drew

      Best way to put it. Bar could be a raging lunatic for all we know. For us, it’s a no brainer… put up with it for that ass. For Leo, he could just get someone equally hot and less maniacal.

      DiCaprio’s can be choosers.

  8. That's not your mother...

    fan-mace

  9. wtf

    Maybe she’s a really good looking intolerable bitch? Who knows. He’s Leo Fricking-dicaprio. If looks is all he wants, I’m sure they’re lined up at his door.

  10. Chico

    Come’on Fish, you really think Leo is losing any sleep? That guy can get women to lick his asshole while he is taking a shit after eating spicy butter chicken and tacos.

  11. The Critical Crassness

    Fish, it is always a pleasure to see a man backup his premise in as few a words as possible….good use of visual media in your supporting data.

  12. Venom

    Yeah, because DiCaprio can’t get other hot chicks, right?

    LMAO, get real.

  13. Bucky Barnes

    What’s so great about DiCaprio, anyway? Sure he’s rich but he’s got a head/body ratio like Marvin the Martian.

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    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    heres a tip, people: you cant take something for granted unless you have it. basically, this means that unless you got it like leo, youre in no position to call him an idiot. a fundamental truth for the laymen who are not familiar with biology: new pussy is always better.

    • um ok

      new pussy is better? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I’d like to see your wives/girlfriends @the ppl who wrote the first 3 posts. fuckn spare me. as if in a million years they would come close to looking like Bar. the closest you will ever get is jerking off to these above photos.

      • Your an Idiot

        New pussy is better in the celebrity world…look at all of them! leo did his deed and dipped. Obviously a typical persons past girlfriends are not gonna be celebrity sexy, but I sure as hell know my pasts are way better than anything youve see cause your so fucking retarded and pussywipped that you can’t see past the fact that there a other fuckin bitches. A bitch is a bitch and you should never regard her as anything other than a bitch, even if shes prettier than your ugly ass.

      • Ryan the Canadian

        Even though you won’t believe a word I write, I have dated women that are close to this calibre and I can tell you that a little bit of strange is always on your mind after a few years. Let’s face it, the old white trash saying is true: Hot but someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit/having sex with her……Ultimately, for me, it was the former. Maybe Leo didn’t want to convert? Maybe her Israeli parents were overbearing turds? Only a few people will know and I for one, don’t give a shit. I’ll take Leo’s money, I don’t envy the fame or famous ladies – headaches both of em’ and with cash and no fame I can get a lady almost as hot and not as self absorbed.

  15. Richard McBeef

    She looks the kind of girl that won’t let YOU fuck HER, but SHE would probably fuck YOU apart.

  16. Cock Dr

    I think it more likely that Leonardo DiCaprio was BORED.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Gorgeous art photo.

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    Gavagai
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what happens when you hire Boris Vallejo to airbrush your photos.

  19. "Roughing "

    Course Leo dumped her like a brick off the Empire State building. The man is running for office in the near future, and you can’t have a draft dodger hanging around you. I mean come on…

  20. Mr. Peanut is getting hot.

  21. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Couple of points For Fish who can’t seem to figure this out:
    -he deals with her non-photoshopped version
    -she is a jew

  22. Lucion

    Either he is an idiot or there is a level of crazy he is silently warning all men and some ladies about.

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    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I was never into this girl before, but she needs to wear glasses all the time. She looks mighty hot as a naughty nerd.

  24. cgr

    Hmmm… Is it just me or do all these guys in Hollywood like Leo and George Clooney all dating some hot chick for a little while and then on to the next… There aren’t that many openly gay guys in Hollywood….. could they all just be the most beautiful beards in the world???

  25. PunkA

    Leo is a guy that has no interest in settling down and getting married. He is a good time guy. Chicks need to know that about him. Sot of like Clooney. No tthe marrying type. Just wants to bang young hot chicks and live the dream. Can’t say I blame him either.

    Gisele is a horse face with a smoking hot bod. Bar has a better face and nice bod too. But now he is on to tapping Ashley Greene for a while, so the joke is on all of us, isn’t it. Leo does what he wants.

  26. BlueFalcon

    All hail our lord and master, Leo DiCaprio!

    Banging and then dumping bitchy hot models is what every ugly, nerdy kid aspires to.

    I would like to live on the head of his cock for one weekend.

  27. CptCreep

    It doesn’t matter how hot they are, eventually you get tired of their shit.

    • Venom

      Exactamundo.
      The world is filled with single hot women because most of them are annoying and stuck up as fcuk and men get tired of the BS.

  28. Eric

    It’s important to remember that ol’ adage that for every hot woman, there’s some guy tired of f’in her. Truth is that nearly all woman, including hot woman, are irrational crazies that we put up with for some time to get some ass. Or we’ve deluded ourselves into thinking the chick is an exception. Whatever. She probably finally let him put it in the butt or was demanding a “committment” and he said I’m done.

  29. MissM

    She can do better. Bar is stunning and she is also very sweet when she responds to her fans on twitter. There are many men (and women for that matter) who would treat her like gold.

  30. It had to be said

    The great thing about glasses is that your facial doesn’t burn her eyes. That makes them very mad, right Leo?

  31. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Passionata
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Fap fap fap fap, and I’m done.

  32. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Who woulda thought Arnie Grape could get a piece like that? Ke$ha sure. But not her.

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    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    And why exactly is he an idiot? He’s already penised it several times. Hit it and quit it.

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    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    fact: you think old pussy is just as good if not better than new pussy

    fact: i lol @ you

  35. DHRYDER

    whats that line in that movie, “I get older, they stay the same age”. hot supermodels become old supermodels. time for Leo to upgrade.

  36. 539

    Why run down for 1 cow when you can walk down and get them all.

    539

  37. Man, I have to stop checking this site on my phone when I drive. Who’s gonna’ clean this all up?

  38. Joelseph

    Show me a man married to a super model and I can show you a man tired of sleeping with a supermodel. -Chick McGee

  39. ChonchArcola

    ChonchArcola | May 14, 2011 at 7:27 pm

    Leo is an idiot. /thread

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    antoine bugleboy
    Commented on this photo:

    this is probably the first time since 1993 anyone has used this phrase, but – her body is just SLAMMIN’

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    antoine bugleboy
    Commented on this photo:

    ok look – I know she’s hot any way you slice it, but come on – even my boner can tell how photoshopped this picture is.

  42. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    A cowardly witch, but with a great pair of jugs. She can bishul my yisroel any time. Pareve!

  43. Riverneygpt

    Show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you some guy who is bored with bonking her…………

  44. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Passionata
    phineas q. butterfat
    Commented on this photo:

    Such a bad photoshop, you can see where they stitched her neck and head on the body.

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    tim b
    Commented on this photo:

    oh my god

  46. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Passionata
    BooBies
    Commented on this photo:

    For any “average” man she is a keeper, but Leo could have sex 24 hours a day with 24 different women (all a 10 for us). He has the fame, money and looks to get any girl. If you where in his shoes or could pull off jedi mind tricks, you would do the same.

  47. anonym

    ^^^^ exactly

    he got tired of that pussy

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    marcus
    Commented on this photo:

    om nom nom….

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    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    “She’s not that hot,” said the lame internet douche loser.

  50. expertman

    these pics are crazily photoshopped. she has rather a voluminous body which looks good right now but her doby will blow up in 3-4 years. that is why she is pushing for marriage and kids so strongly at leo. she knows that she does not have a classic model body like elle, cindy or helena – who aged very well body wise.

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