Exactly what I said in the headline.
Adding… Here’s Bar Refaeli posing for last year’s Passionata line, in case a couple of you are into that sort of thing. I’m probably taking a risk here.
Photos: Splash News
My penis would like to see the non-Photoshopped version of these pics. He’s certain that she’d still be worth it; it’s just that he’s a stickler for “realism.”
You have a seeing-eye penis? What a great idea! You can take it out anywhere…
Restaurant patron #1: “Hey! What the fuck?”
Restaurant patron #2: “SHHH! It’s alright, he’s blind, he uses it to navigate…”
Restaurant patron #1: “Yeah but it knocked the food off my plate!”
Dude, shut up.
Meh, I’d dump that slut too. ;)
Your penis couldn’t handle all that woman, obviously…neither could Leo’s
new pussy is always exciting, I get that. but Bar Refaeli seems like proof enough that Leo really is a moron.
Idiot indeed. Sad to say this as a fan, but he’s very shallow when it comes to women. He has never dated a normal woman. He’s dated super models since he was 21 and they’re all blonde. Now that she turned 25 she’s probably too old for him and will move on to someone who’s 20. He did the same to Giselle Bundchen and started dating this one when she was 21.
Sorry Leo, but you’re losing your good looks and you look like a douchebag hanging out in Hollywood with actors 10 years younger than you like Emile Hirsch.
You start off by saying “Sad indeed”, then go on to comment about how shallow and pathetic he is?
You do realize you’re calling him an idiot for “dumping a hot chick”. Because I’m certain you know what Bar’s personality is to warrant a comment on anything but her looks.
That’s not at all shallow, is it kettle?
I think the point is based on his track record, Leonardo doesn’t factor in ‘personality’ period..if they’re bitchy, nice, funny, sweet doesn’t matter, he just wants looks and gets bored fast.
Maybe he’s finally come to the 100% conclusion that Jews REALLY are the reason for all the wars, pain, strife, cheating back deals, etc- etc- etc in the entire history of the world.
And having realized that… he just hates stinking Jews now! Maybe that’s all there is to it.
Maybe it would be BEST if we ALL realized what Leo has come to understand, & shunned the JEWS once & for all… Maybe we could find an island somewhere & put them all on that island & build a 100 foot wall around it so they’d have to stay there for the rest of eternity!!!
What a dreamy-CREAMY scenario that is … Thanks LEO!!!
Oh its already happening. But instead of ”We all realised” it was the Brits who realised it and helped them go to the country they chose which was Palestine instead of an ”island” and they already have a 8 meter tall wall sorrounding all their occupied terretories to *protect Isrealis* from Palestinians who want revenge after the Jews took their land . But wait, Jewish Government beleives what they’re doing is right because God promised them this land. Religions are AWESOME! Hey but they said the wall will be 760 KM/416 Miles whens they finish.
Cintia Dicker is hotter.
When I was a bartender an old man told me, “Even solid gold pussy gets boring after awhile.”
So just because she looks good in underwear and bikinis he should marry her? That`s all that matters? Maybe in your horny-man universe… Her photos are photoshopped so bad some of them are blurry from all the work that was done to them. Leo can do way better than her…
Exactly. If the reason he should be with her is because of her looks, then there is an easy way to prove he’s not an idiot.
Here it goes: He could bang this one super hot woman the rest of his life….or he could bang a bunch of super hot women until he decides to settle down with one of them.
Definitely not idiotic to go with the second choice.
Look, we’re all thinking it…might as well put the caption right on the photo:
“Even looking THIS good, Leonardo was tired of putting up with her shit”
Best way to put it. Bar could be a raging lunatic for all we know. For us, it’s a no brainer… put up with it for that ass. For Leo, he could just get someone equally hot and less maniacal.
DiCaprio’s can be choosers.
From experience, a nice set of tits does not make up for crazy. Ever.
Well it does…just for a limited time. In the history of the world, no man has ever turned down sex because a woman wasn’t a good long term relationship prospect.
Maybe she’s a really good looking intolerable bitch? Who knows. He’s Leo Fricking-dicaprio. If looks is all he wants, I’m sure they’re lined up at his door.
What? You’re suggesting that a chick who is constantly told by the whole world how gorgeous and sexy she is, might not be a pleasant person to hang out with?
Personally, I’m of the Tiger Woods school of scoring. I’d rather do ten 8’s, than one 10.
More like Tiger did 10 1’s and 8 of them had herpes…
Or she’s a really good looking nice girl? Like you said, if he was only going for looks, personality doesn’t matter.
Well he ain’t no Gary “Mother-Fucking” Oaks(Pokemon) or Chuck “I know where you live” Norris, that’s for sure!
Or a Michael “loves things in quotes” Jones either!
Come’on Fish, you really think Leo is losing any sleep? That guy can get women to lick his asshole while he is taking a shit after eating spicy butter chicken and tacos.
but true. ;)
Fish, it is always a pleasure to see a man backup his premise in as few a words as possible….good use of visual media in your supporting data.
Yeah, because DiCaprio can’t get other hot chicks, right?
LMAO, get real.
What’s so great about DiCaprio, anyway? Sure he’s rich but he’s got a head/body ratio like Marvin the Martian.
heres a tip, people: you cant take something for granted unless you have it. basically, this means that unless you got it like leo, youre in no position to call him an idiot. a fundamental truth for the laymen who are not familiar with biology: new pussy is always better.
new pussy is better? riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I’d like to see your wives/girlfriends @the ppl who wrote the first 3 posts. fuckn spare me. as if in a million years they would come close to looking like Bar. the closest you will ever get is jerking off to these above photos.
New pussy is better in the celebrity world…look at all of them! leo did his deed and dipped. Obviously a typical persons past girlfriends are not gonna be celebrity sexy, but I sure as hell know my pasts are way better than anything youve see cause your so fucking retarded and pussywipped that you can’t see past the fact that there a other fuckin bitches. A bitch is a bitch and you should never regard her as anything other than a bitch, even if shes prettier than your ugly ass.
Even though you won’t believe a word I write, I have dated women that are close to this calibre and I can tell you that a little bit of strange is always on your mind after a few years. Let’s face it, the old white trash saying is true: Hot but someone, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit/having sex with her……Ultimately, for me, it was the former. Maybe Leo didn’t want to convert? Maybe her Israeli parents were overbearing turds? Only a few people will know and I for one, don’t give a shit. I’ll take Leo’s money, I don’t envy the fame or famous ladies – headaches both of em’ and with cash and no fame I can get a lady almost as hot and not as self absorbed.
She looks the kind of girl that won’t let YOU fuck HER, but SHE would probably fuck YOU apart.
I think it more likely that Leonardo DiCaprio was BORED.
Gorgeous art photo.
This is what happens when you hire Boris Vallejo to airbrush your photos.
Course Leo dumped her like a brick off the Empire State building. The man is running for office in the near future, and you can’t have a draft dodger hanging around you. I mean come on…
Mr. Peanut is getting hot.
LMFAO! Thanks for the laugh!
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