BREAKING: Bar Refaeli’s Still Crazy Hot

February 1st, 2013 // 21 Comments

Here’s Bar Refaeli in the latest campaign for Passionata lingerie because if there’s one thing men don’t have enough going into sex, it’s unrealistic expectations of how things are about to go down.

“Oh, man, she’s going to look so awesome and we’re going to rock this ALL NIGHT.”

One minute 15 seconds later

“Huh? Wha? I threw it over there somewhere night zzzz….”

 

For shits and giggles, here’s Bar’s new GoDaddy.com commercial where she makes out with some fat, pimpled nerd who runs a website which she foolishly thinks is going to work on me. Ha! (Give me 10,000 of whatever she’s selling.)

Side Note: I like how this is going to air during the Super Bowl because that’s something nerds will be watching instead of fan-made trailers for J.J. Abram‘s Star Wars:

There’s no way touching a vagina is better than that. Just no way.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Leo you are a very ,very ,very bad man! Babu (wagging his finger).

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    All hail our Lord and Master….PhotoShop!
    Huzzah!
    Huzzah!
    Huzzah!

  3. So at what point did these go from photos to paintings?

  4. Ami77

    Photoshopped to death!
    Her recent Barcelona candids tell a very different story

  5. mrsmass

    this looks like a cartoon.

  6. A minute fifteen? Bragger.

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    nomnomnom
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ll eat any muffin she’s got.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I know, Bar. I don’t know how you girls walk on those things, either.

  9. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Passionata
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s my wife, Carolyn. See the way the paint on the doghouse matches her high heels and her kerchief? The way her bra and panties match the backdrop? That’s not an accident. I can tell you this: the high point of my day will not be jerking off in the shower.” – my awesome remake of American Beauty

  10. Maybe the Israelites really ARE God’s chosen people. At least one of them anyway.

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    Your Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    THAT is one fine Kitchen Aid mixer.

  12. Deacon Jones

    Do you think that nerd in the commercial got a second of sleep the night before, knowing he would be doing that?

  13. anonym

    Crazy photoshop touch up, but body still hot

  14. right

    She kissed that guy in the video. That means you idiots stil have a chance

  15. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Passionata
    Commented on this photo:

    “Smeg”. Heh. Oh, that’s unfortunate.

  16. Bar Refaeli Lingerie Passionata
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh. She’s not all that hot. Sharp knees. ;)

  17. I felt bad for her in her GoDaddy commercial. I could see the shame in her eyes.

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    mike
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    Cute pics

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