Bar Refaeli Wore a Bikini, Too

On account of Katy Perry’s Smurf-butt, Adrianne Curry’s daddy issues and Jennifer Lopez just generally being a horrible person, I’ve been sitting on these Bar Refaeli bikini pics for most of the day because, unlike me in the sack, this site isn’t always about doing things as quickly as possible. Sometimes, and this is where it is like me in the sack, it’s about “presentation.” Which also explains why I wear peacock feathers whenever I make love to a beautiful woman. They always remember El Cockatulu. BRA-KAH! BRA-KAH!

God, I’m so alone…

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