Bar Refaeli Wore a Bikini, Too

July 25th, 2011 // 65 Comments

On account of Katy Perry‘s Smurf-butt, Adrianne Curry‘s daddy issues and Jennifer Lopez just generally being a horrible person, I’ve been sitting on these Bar Refaeli bikini pics for most of the day because, unlike me in the sack, this site isn’t always about doing things as quickly as possible. Sometimes, and this is where it is like me in the sack, it’s about “presentation.” Which also explains why I wear peacock feathers whenever I make love to a beautiful woman. They always remember El Cockatulu. BRA-KAH! BRA-KAH!

God, I’m so alone…

Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily

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  1. terry

    Douche bag thing to say: I’m first bitches!
    Non douche bag thing to say, IMHO: I’d bust a fat nutt all over her goddamn face.

  2. bing

    She really has a butterface.

    • Pippy Longcockings

      You’re a buttaface you fat fuck!

    • Parker

      Who’s looking at her face? Look at her ass. That’s what it was made for. I’d like let her sit in my lap all day long with my boner buried deep in her sweet ass. We’d have sandwiches and drink beer and every few minutes I’d tickle her enough to make her wiggle her ass on my shaft. Occasionally I’d spin her around on it. When all the sandwiches and beer was gone I’d be so happy I’d probably just blow a load in her hot rectum right there but if necessary I’d roll her onto her hands and knees then pound her ass till she pissed herself.
      Notice how during that entire day I never once talked about looking at her face. Why? Cause she’s always facing away from me so what do I care as long as she’s got a perfect ass, which she does, and I can enjoy a sandwich or two and a little beer while she strokes my weiner with her snappy little butthole.

      • phat nutt

        Jesus. I hope Parker’s roommate stays at a hotel tonight.

      • concerned psychpath

        Dear Parker, do you masturbate while composing your sodomy fantasies?

      • 15piecesofflare

        Right. And I was just coming here to say she looked good from the chest up!

      • Parker

        Dear concerned psychopath:
        No. I use both index fingers to type so that would rule out your idea but I like where you’re going with it. Sort of like slow-motion mental porn, right? I never get that fancy. I just picture her sitting on my c**k, squeezing it with her butthole every now and then while eating a turkey sandwich. Usually there’s a ballgame on the tv and a bucket of cold beers on the floor in front of her so we can reach them easily without getting up.

  3. Hot enough chick…but weird hips. I don’t know if I could even manage to get it up for her the 3rd or 4th time in a row.

  4. Gerbil in my Butt

    The girl is fucking beautiful. Not sure what you are looking at Bing.

  5. Inmate 12236969

    Damn I convert to Judaism just to bang this draft dodging bitch.

  6. See Alice

    YUCK Cellulite .

    • Axa

      please peruse through al the photos, particularly the delicious 13-15;

      tell me where you find an ounce of cellulite – all there is is sweet, smooth fragrant Israeli-army avoiding ass real estate, where i’d gladly build a house.

      • Where's my nutt?

        I, too, would build a house, and the foundation would consist of a year’s worth of my accumulated dried semen.

  7. Drunk Driver

    No wonder Leo dumped her. She looks like shit.

  8. joe

    grandma kneeeeeees!

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    bw
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe the lede has been buried.

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    hey there nipple
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey there, Mr. Nipple.

  11. Frank Burns

    I’m a little concerned she’s out in the sun too much . . . I’d best drape my naked form over the top of her as kind of a human sunscreen.

  12. Pippy Longcockings

    Top shelf Grade A pussy right there!

  13. crabby old guy

    Um…why does your linked site, Egotastic, include these shots BUT with the always enjoyable 2 nip slip versions?

    Keeping those for yourself, huh Fish?

    Bad Fish. Bad, bad Fish.

  14. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    You can tell by his fist that the homeless man on the right is fighting the power in his sleep.

  15. Beefarino

    The guy must be dead, gay or hiding a massive boner to be laying like that on the lounge chair while she walks in front of him..

    • You can only see one hand. He might be working his boner with the other one.
      Personally I would not hide it…I would just be upfront and show her.
      Bitches like that romantic shit.

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    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    I do NOT see sexy. I see someone who looks like she has been beaten with a stick. She looks like trailer trash.

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    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    By constantly checking if her breasts are still there, Bar hopes to prevent them from pulling a Leo.

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    Yoke
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes as ass is sexy. And sometimes it looks like the Playdo fun factory for turds.

  19. Deacon Jones

    She’s hot still….but, it looks like the twins have shrunk, she used to have much more sideb00b in those bikini tops.

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    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    She’s looking for her invisible shins.

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    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    T minus three seconds to finger sniff.

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    Curious Troll
    Commented on this photo:

    I like these classy shots because they are a good reminder of where poop comes out.

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    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure what’s sadder, that ass or the dollar store bikini awkwardly stretched across it.

  24. Shyt

    Her legs look short. Is she less tall than the standard supermodel? I still love her and think she looks amazing, though.

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    Michelle's weave
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the President sleeping on the bench? I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t want to go home to that Kilngon either.

  26. Donald Trump

    Average woman here. I’ve banged some hot Super Models….she ain’t one of em!

    • Frank Burns

      By “banged” you mean soaked them in middle-aged flop sweat whilst your toupee flipped over and covered their face during brief and disappointing sexual activity?

  27. Cardinal Fang

    Hate the strainght cropped bikini bottoms. Looks like a boy’s draw(er)s.

  28. Cardinal Fang

    Hate fixing spelling with another bad spelling. lol

  29. PoorMaryKelly

    Despite all the flaws that are being pointed out, the truth is she’s hot and hardly one person here wouldn’t bang her. I’m a hetero female and for the right girl I would temporarily swing the other way. I think most girls would cuz admit it or not, most females have thought about it at least once.

    • Tinklepants Astronaut

      Sorry, don’t believe you, need to see several hours of video evidence of you with Bar to be convinced.

    • amber

      how are ppl calling her fat? or not perfect enough? i think she’s perfection i would swing the other way for her in a hot second!

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    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll help you with those.

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    gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    I officially feel for men. I now clearly see the powers of make-up and voo doo magic. This bitch is ugly as hell. Trialer park face, dumpy body, and her implants need a touch-up. Leo is losing his touch, he went fro, Gisele to this thing?! Then to blake L? Someone needs a penis pump because it is really taking a toll on what he sees in the morning.

  32. the one

    americans are pretty proud people when somebody fits a bikini the right way?

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    erin
    Commented on this photo:

    if you got the size med instead of squeezing into the small, you might look better in your bikini bottoms.

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    chris breezy boxing academy
    Commented on this photo:

    she should offer them for charity; I’d do 50 bucks

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    ron
    Commented on this photo:

    so much denial in here…

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    Ruud
    Commented on this photo:

    Incoming :-) Can think of worse things to do with a bum like that.

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    J
    Commented on this photo:

    I see a bit of a nipple in pic #36…

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    some guy
    Commented on this photo:

    The headline should be “want to see Bar Rafelli’s nipple while she has an expression of sniffing a fart?”

    Far more accurate and frankly, attention grabbine.

    Also, NIPPLE!

  39. RIRI

    dude on the loungers all like “ah, get me away from that stinky jew crotch!” cause you know they don’t wash down there, right?

    PEACE

  40. irene

    Peacocks don’t sound anything like that…

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    mike
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    Her legs look like shit.

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    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Let me retract that she looks like shit too, honestly this woman is ugly . Thank heaven for airbrushing.

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