On account of Katy Perry‘s Smurf-butt, Adrianne Curry‘s daddy issues and Jennifer Lopez just generally being a horrible person, I’ve been sitting on these Bar Refaeli bikini pics for most of the day because, unlike me in the sack, this site isn’t always about doing things as quickly as possible. Sometimes, and this is where it is like me in the sack, it’s about “presentation.” Which also explains why I wear peacock feathers whenever I make love to a beautiful woman. They always remember El Cockatulu. BRA-KAH! BRA-KAH!
God, I’m so alone…
Douche bag thing to say: I’m first bitches!
Non douche bag thing to say, IMHO: I’d bust a fat nutt all over her goddamn face.
She really has a butterface.
You’re a buttaface you fat fuck!
that is hilarious
HAHAHAHAHA
Who’s looking at her face? Look at her ass. That’s what it was made for. I’d like let her sit in my lap all day long with my boner buried deep in her sweet ass. We’d have sandwiches and drink beer and every few minutes I’d tickle her enough to make her wiggle her ass on my shaft. Occasionally I’d spin her around on it. When all the sandwiches and beer was gone I’d be so happy I’d probably just blow a load in her hot rectum right there but if necessary I’d roll her onto her hands and knees then pound her ass till she pissed herself.
Notice how during that entire day I never once talked about looking at her face. Why? Cause she’s always facing away from me so what do I care as long as she’s got a perfect ass, which she does, and I can enjoy a sandwich or two and a little beer while she strokes my weiner with her snappy little butthole.
Jesus. I hope Parker’s roommate stays at a hotel tonight.
Dear Parker, do you masturbate while composing your sodomy fantasies?
Right. And I was just coming here to say she looked good from the chest up!
Dear concerned psychopath:
No. I use both index fingers to type so that would rule out your idea but I like where you’re going with it. Sort of like slow-motion mental porn, right? I never get that fancy. I just picture her sitting on my c**k, squeezing it with her butthole every now and then while eating a turkey sandwich. Usually there’s a ballgame on the tv and a bucket of cold beers on the floor in front of her so we can reach them easily without getting up.
Hot enough chick…but weird hips. I don’t know if I could even manage to get it up for her the 3rd or 4th time in a row.
I think it is the suit bottom that is odd. Stare at the picture & imagine the suit not there. Nice shape. UUUUUmmmmmmm……
That bikini bottom is riding so low she might as well just take it off. I see no need for it to be there.
I was looking at the picture thinking the same thing; kinda looks off kilter. Now, remove the top and the bottom and I’m sure everything would be right in the world.
SHE HAS NO HIPS.
If the crotch of that bikini is 6″ below her cameltoe, then she’s put together fine. If it’s on tight…she’s got some weird pelvic deformity.
If it IS the former…why??
The girl is fucking beautiful. Not sure what you are looking at Bing.
Probably at naked dudes.
Damn I convert to Judaism just to bang this draft dodging bitch.
YUCK Cellulite .
please peruse through al the photos, particularly the delicious 13-15;
tell me where you find an ounce of cellulite – all there is is sweet, smooth fragrant Israeli-army avoiding ass real estate, where i’d gladly build a house.
I, too, would build a house, and the foundation would consist of a year’s worth of my accumulated dried semen.
No wonder Leo dumped her. She looks like shit.
They age horribly. How someone with a body like this is a model escapes me.
grandma kneeeeeees!
I believe the lede has been buried.
Hey there, Mr. Nipple.
I’m a little concerned she’s out in the sun too much . . . I’d best drape my naked form over the top of her as kind of a human sunscreen.
Top shelf Grade A pussy right there!
Um…why does your linked site, Egotastic, include these shots BUT with the always enjoyable 2 nip slip versions?
Keeping those for yourself, huh Fish?
Bad Fish. Bad, bad Fish.
You can tell by his fist that the homeless man on the right is fighting the power in his sleep.
The guy must be dead, gay or hiding a massive boner to be laying like that on the lounge chair while she walks in front of him..
You can only see one hand. He might be working his boner with the other one.
Personally I would not hide it…I would just be upfront and show her.
Bitches like that romantic shit.
I do NOT see sexy. I see someone who looks like she has been beaten with a stick. She looks like trailer trash.
By constantly checking if her breasts are still there, Bar hopes to prevent them from pulling a Leo.
Sometimes as ass is sexy. And sometimes it looks like the Playdo fun factory for turds.
The most accurate statement ever!
She’s hot still….but, it looks like the twins have shrunk, she used to have much more sideb00b in those bikini tops.
She’s looking for her invisible shins.
T minus three seconds to finger sniff.
I like these classy shots because they are a good reminder of where poop comes out.
I’m not sure what’s sadder, that ass or the dollar store bikini awkwardly stretched across it.
Her legs look short. Is she less tall than the standard supermodel? I still love her and think she looks amazing, though.
Is that the President sleeping on the bench? I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t want to go home to that Kilngon either.
Average woman here. I’ve banged some hot Super Models….she ain’t one of em!
By “banged” you mean soaked them in middle-aged flop sweat whilst your toupee flipped over and covered their face during brief and disappointing sexual activity?
Hate the strainght cropped bikini bottoms. Looks like a boy’s draw(er)s.
Put her in the comfy chair!
Hate fixing spelling with another bad spelling. lol
Despite all the flaws that are being pointed out, the truth is she’s hot and hardly one person here wouldn’t bang her. I’m a hetero female and for the right girl I would temporarily swing the other way. I think most girls would cuz admit it or not, most females have thought about it at least once.
Sorry, don’t believe you, need to see several hours of video evidence of you with Bar to be convinced.
how are ppl calling her fat? or not perfect enough? i think she’s perfection i would swing the other way for her in a hot second!
I’ll help you with those.
I officially feel for men. I now clearly see the powers of make-up and voo doo magic. This bitch is ugly as hell. Trialer park face, dumpy body, and her implants need a touch-up. Leo is losing his touch, he went fro, Gisele to this thing?! Then to blake L? Someone needs a penis pump because it is really taking a toll on what he sees in the morning.
americans are pretty proud people when somebody fits a bikini the right way?
if you got the size med instead of squeezing into the small, you might look better in your bikini bottoms.
she should offer them for charity; I’d do 50 bucks
so much denial in here…
Incoming :-) Can think of worse things to do with a bum like that.
I see a bit of a nipple in pic #36…
The headline should be “want to see Bar Rafelli’s nipple while she has an expression of sniffing a fart?”
Far more accurate and frankly, attention grabbine.
Also, NIPPLE!
dude on the loungers all like “ah, get me away from that stinky jew crotch!” cause you know they don’t wash down there, right?
PEACE
Peacocks don’t sound anything like that…
Her legs look like shit.
Let me retract that she looks like shit too, honestly this woman is ugly . Thank heaven for airbrushing.