Bane Looks Like This Now

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2011

“I don’t know what raped me worse: The traffic or your quarterback. OH! But, seriously, folks, I’m here to talk about emphysema…”

I guess I should’ve started this whole post off with *SPOILER ALERT* because here’s Tom Hardy in his full Bane getup on The Dark Knight Rises set in Pittsburgh on Saturday where apparently he’s going to stand-up comedy Batman to death? No, that’s The Joker’s schtick. Shakespeare in the Park him to death? Have a poetry slam?

*breathes into paper bag*

Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke…

NOTE: Also added pics of The Batmobile that you should probably not look at if you’re trying to avoid spoilers. But for those that do, I like how they made it blend right in with Western Pennsylvania. All that’s missing is fries, cole slaw and a tall, cold I.C. Light that tastes like river piss. (Some Yinzer humah fer the locals.)

Photos: Splash News