Bane Looks Like This Now
“I don’t know what raped me worse: The traffic or your quarterback. OH! But, seriously, folks, I’m here to talk about emphysema…”
I guess I should’ve started this whole post off with *SPOILER ALERT* because here’s Tom Hardy in his full Bane getup on The Dark Knight Rises set in Pittsburgh on Saturday where apparently he’s going to stand-up comedy Batman to death? No, that’s The Joker’s schtick. Shakespeare in the Park him to death? Have a poetry slam?
*breathes into paper bag*
Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke…
NOTE: Also added pics of The Batmobile that you should probably not look at if you’re trying to avoid spoilers. But for those that do, I like how they made it blend right in with Western Pennsylvania. All that’s missing is fries, cole slaw and a tall, cold I.C. Light that tastes like river piss. (Some Yinzer humah fer the locals.)
Photos: Splash News
Tumbler =/= Batmobile
Sideways goatse. Nice mask, brah.
+1
can’t be unseen
Umm, what’s the problem? Tom Hardy’s is a buff hotty and a great actor.
Yeah!!!
The Batmobile’s got a deer flipper on the front — perfect for rural Pennsylvania highways.
Katie Holmes was a stroke of genius compared to Whatseruglyface Gyllenhaal.
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…She has one look, mudmask.
why does bane look like hes ready to go out on an expedition to an S&M convention ..
I want one!
I’ll admit it. I had to wiki “Bane”.
“Top 100 Comic Book Villains of All Time… ranked Bane as #34.”
Well that’s not so scary. He ain’t all that.
Another Batman movie…jeezus tap dancing christ.
How’s he gonna fit a Primanti’s thru that Hannibal Lechter grate?
“Just give us the gasoline, the pumps, the compound. Just walk away and you can put an end to this…”
I just don’t get painting the “Batmobile” with desert camouflage patterns and then driving it down the street in a Metropolitan center works, but hey I’m not an “art director”.
It’s the exact same way it looked when he was test driving it during the warehouse scene of batman begins.
He probably just hasn’t had this new one painted or they use this one in the actual filming and paint it in editing or some other random shit. Point is it’s nothing new.
I think in this movie, Batman is a former Marine who never quite gets over the fact that he’s no longer in the miltary so he paints his car in camo, still wears his old fatigues, sports a jarhead buzzcut all year long, and uses lots of military acronyms that nobody else understands. He’s out to get Bane because he is the bane of his life at this point in time for reasons that never become clear in the movie but everyone who read the comic books knows.
“For me civilian life is nothing! In the field we had a code of honor, you watch my back, I watch yours. Back here there’s nothing! Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million-dollar equipment, back here…oh wait, I’m still in charge of million-dollar equipment, flying and driving cool shit. Okay, never mind.”
Marc-Andre Fleury’s new goalie mask looks wierrrrrd.
Did he go down on Paris Hilton ?
So in this Nolan re-imaging of the comics, Bane is a homeless guy who wears a jock strap on his face? Throw in Mr Freeze and you’ve got yourself a movie!
Ice to see you!
Chill out!
friend of mine did some scenes with hayden as an extra….said he was nothing but great the whole shoot. same with bale.
Bullshit. I’m calling you a liar.
Why do you feel the need to throw around the word rape as a joke?
Are all those people standing around with walkie-talkies on their belt really necessary?
any shoot of any sort that I’ve been around features all sort of those.
maybe it’s come kind of make work requirement from the union.
or maybe the directors just love hearing their voice come
from all directions when they speak.
Nobody else wants anything? 5-4-3-2-1…
Ok, Gary, give this list to Renee, and tell her to hurry the Hell up this time!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed-wednesday-7-27-11-07-2011/0727-the-crap-we-missed-23
I can’t even make fun of this. He looks too stupid.
shut tha fuck up, you conservative, religious bitch
I feel ya. I don’t know how I feel about this get up. Maybe he wears the trench for a couple of seconds in the film. I don’t know. I don’t think we should worry. It’s gonna be the shit.