Bane Looks Like This Now

July 31st, 2011 // 47 Comments

“I don’t know what raped me worse: The traffic or your quarterback. OH! But, seriously, folks, I’m here to talk about emphysema…”

I guess I should’ve started this whole post off with *SPOILER ALERT* because here’s Tom Hardy in his full Bane getup on The Dark Knight Rises set in Pittsburgh on Saturday where apparently he’s going to stand-up comedy Batman to death? No, that’s The Joker’s schtick. Shakespeare in the Park him to death? Have a poetry slam?

*breathes into paper bag*

Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Christopher Nolan knows what he’s doing. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke. Katie Holmes was just a fluke…

NOTE: Also added pics of The Batmobile that you should probably not look at if you’re trying to avoid spoilers. But for those that do, I like how they made it blend right in with Western Pennsylvania. All that’s missing is fries, cole slaw and a tall, cold I.C. Light that tastes like river piss. (Some Yinzer humah fer the locals.)

Photos: Splash News

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    TigerGD
    Commented on this photo:

    Tumbler =/= Batmobile

  2. Drunk Driver

    Sideways goatse. Nice mask, brah.

  3. DogBoy

    The Batmobile’s got a deer flipper on the front — perfect for rural Pennsylvania highways.

  4. Canadianhouseguest

    Katie Holmes was a stroke of genius compared to Whatseruglyface Gyllenhaal.

    brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…She has one look, mudmask.

  5. why does bane look like hes ready to go out on an expedition to an S&M convention ..

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I want one!

  7. Cock Dr

    I’ll admit it. I had to wiki “Bane”.
    “Top 100 Comic Book Villains of All Time… ranked Bane as #34.”
    Well that’s not so scary. He ain’t all that.
    Another Batman movie…jeezus tap dancing christ.

  8. Yinzer Chick

    How’s he gonna fit a Primanti’s thru that Hannibal Lechter grate?

  9. I'm A Jerk

    “Just give us the gasoline, the pumps, the compound. Just walk away and you can put an end to this…”

  10. LJ

    I just don’t get painting the “Batmobile” with desert camouflage patterns and then driving it down the street in a Metropolitan center works, but hey I’m not an “art director”.

    • Frunken

      It’s the exact same way it looked when he was test driving it during the warehouse scene of batman begins. http://www.daleisphere.com/wp-content/uploads/batman-begins-2005-the-batmobile-prototype-ill-take-it.jpg

      He probably just hasn’t had this new one painted or they use this one in the actual filming and paint it in editing or some other random shit. Point is it’s nothing new.

    • Parker

      I think in this movie, Batman is a former Marine who never quite gets over the fact that he’s no longer in the miltary so he paints his car in camo, still wears his old fatigues, sports a jarhead buzzcut all year long, and uses lots of military acronyms that nobody else understands. He’s out to get Bane because he is the bane of his life at this point in time for reasons that never become clear in the movie but everyone who read the comic books knows.

      • TomFrank

        “For me civilian life is nothing! In the field we had a code of honor, you watch my back, I watch yours. Back here there’s nothing! Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million-dollar equipment, back here…oh wait, I’m still in charge of million-dollar equipment, flying and driving cool shit. Okay, never mind.”

  11. The Brown Streak

    Marc-Andre Fleury’s new goalie mask looks wierrrrrd.

  12. Owen Dupree

    Did he go down on Paris Hilton ?

  13. So in this Nolan re-imaging of the comics, Bane is a homeless guy who wears a jock strap on his face? Throw in Mr Freeze and you’ve got yourself a movie!

  14. mfbinc

    friend of mine did some scenes with hayden as an extra….said he was nothing but great the whole shoot. same with bale.

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    Haley
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do you feel the need to throw around the word rape as a joke?

  16. Lynx

    Are all those people standing around with walkie-talkies on their belt really necessary?

    • welldoneson

      any shoot of any sort that I’ve been around features all sort of those.
      maybe it’s come kind of make work requirement from the union.
      or maybe the directors just love hearing their voice come
      from all directions when they speak.

  17. AtomicMug

    Nobody else wants anything? 5-4-3-2-1…

    Ok, Gary, give this list to Renee, and tell her to hurry the Hell up this time!

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed-wednesday-7-27-11-07-2011/0727-the-crap-we-missed-23

  18. C.

    I can’t even make fun of this. He looks too stupid.

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    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    shut tha fuck up, you conservative, religious bitch

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    eophus
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel ya. I don’t know how I feel about this get up. Maybe he wears the trench for a couple of seconds in the film. I don’t know. I don’t think we should worry. It’s gonna be the shit.

  21. rough

    Looks like predator was no match for Bane…

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    aboudiaby
    Commented on this photo:

    jesus Haley – I bet you’re just like the fat, stupid bitches who write for the UK’s The Guardian:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/sep/10/the-rise-of-rape-talk

    Everything should be allowed – a joke is either funny or it’s not. You don’t have to laugh. Using the word ‘rape’ in contexts such as these simply has nothing to do with the realities of rape. Anyone who is influenced by these jokes into trivialising rape is a fucking moron. As is anyone who’s offended by it.

    Worry About More Important Things Please.

  23. Darebear

    I gotta say it?

    Christopher Nolan doesn’t care about Bat People.

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    TigerGD
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s 3 different ones in that scene. Take your pic.

  25. SteveTheFirst

    When did Bane become a character from a 90s Rob Liefeld comic?

  26. the one

    ………….Bon Appetite, folks!!

  27. Mustn’t forget the milk!

  28. Gene

    A guy with a jock strap over hisface is the new super villain? I think we can all relax and leave the Glock at home now.

  29. jz

    - I wana see this dude who took it on him self to write this article, come to Pittsburgh and express his true opinion of us ‘zinzers’ – face to face! Pick any bar in town.. seriously? It will take about 2 seconds to get ur ass beat!
    - U wana talk shit and run your C’sucker.. fine.. just do it in person, cuzzie.. I dare you! Punk!!

  30. Nobody

    “Okay let me get this straight, Batman you want a BLT with honey mustard on wheat. Catwoman you wanted a Spring salad in a bowl, no onion, no dressing. Gordan you wanted an Italian on rye with extra cheese, no marinara sauce. Was there anything else? I’m only making one Subway run!”

  31. Bane Full Costume Jacket Tom Hardy Pittsburgh The Dark Knight Rises Set Photos
    Commented on this photo:

    “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
    of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
    borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
    abhorred in my imagination it is!”

    Ok…I think I have this now…..Let’s try again.

  32. jz

    Whah??
    - Don’t dance around it with words.. it just makes u sound, if possible, even more of a ‘wusssieee’ cuz.. u wana talk shit on Pittsburgh, get in freak’n line. People have been do in it on us for over a 100 yrs now.. it’s why we are.. what we are, moron.. just ask chuck daniels says in song.. it’s called “in America”, i believe.. piss off !! == or come back into town, get ur – ‘ascared ass’ on DVE one morning and say the shit !!, and again.. I DARE U !!

    p.s. Don’t hide behind ur cell phone either.. Don’t call in one day when u have eventually realized that u stuck ur foot in it..
    - In reality, U called out Ben Roethlisberger, Chris Nolan and Katie Holms.. i think? .. You repeated urself 8-str8 -times..
    - not to mention ic light beer and the 150 year old company that has been making it and all the people in those 150 year old company that worked there.
    -Tom Hardy who was cooking at 150 degrees, all day in that uniform.
    - I’ll give ya the emphysema, though.. but, remember.. the world needs raw STEEL to function.. Somebody had to make it? Right? UR city is made with it buddy.. Piss off again!!

    But, the thing that is going to piss off folks here the most was the diss on A Primanti’s sandwich?

    I’m done with you.. peace out.

  33. Gary

    This looks stupid.

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    Yuyo
    Commented on this photo:

    Grrrr!!! To be or not to be…. Grrrrr!!!

  35. girl

    What’s up with the sicko need to use the word “rape”? Granted this site is completely macho-pinhead in general, but the violent language is bad form even here. Fake trash talking is one thing but subtly promoting violence is another. Stop it.

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    Brad Hallston
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude enough with this lameass tumbler already its old as fuck now. get something new.

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