Bai Ling’s breast falls out…of course

July 11th, 2007 // 152 Comments

Wow, it’s a slow news day. Bai Ling was outside the Roosevelt last night and showed up to Teddy’s with her new husband. And it’s Bai Ling, so it was just a matter of time before her boob popped out. She even acts surprised when it happens, like it wasn’t completely intentional. The odds of her falling out of her top this many times by accident are about as good as her joining Mensa and then piloting a cardboard box to the moon.

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  1. hollow

    God must have forgotten to give the gift of memory
    and apparently he made you ugly, jealous and stubborn.

    74.Posted by TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe on July 12, 2007 10:59 AM

    Im not a racist, I just fucking hate asians …

    82. Posted by TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe on July 12, 2007 11:08 AM

    How can you call me racist for utilizing my right as an american and practicing freedom of speech? So what?! I dont like asians. …

    and your name, TeeHeeAsiansAintForMe?
    lol wtf

    calm it,bitch.
    this will go on forever cause you’re wrong and you;re not willing to accept that fact.
    keep denying. you’ll never learn.
    also, jealousy and racism don’t go well together.

  2. Axl

    Where did you find this guy, out of the street?…She disgrace to all Asians. She forgets where she came from.

  3. Yes why can’t you Asian girls find your own men, and stop trying to take ours, to them you are just a fetish, something to fuck!!! Plus you bitches have no ASS at all

  4. Point number one is quite simply this: White girls don’t want us. This might seem at first to be a ludicrous complaint: after all, isn’t it ‘natural’ for white girls to want white guys, and white guys to want white girls?

    The part that the Asian man is bitter about is not just “White girls don’t want us” but rather “White girls don’t want us, but white guys are all over Asian girls”. Plenty of white guys want Asian girls. When this happens, they usually call it a fetish. They might give it names they think are clever like “having the Yellow Fever” or “being rice-ist”.

    Sure, not all white guys are into Asian girls, but there are plenty that are. Let’s arbitrarily say that 5% of white guys have a thing for Asian girls. So, 5% of white girls should have a thing for Asian guys, right? WRONG. The answer is probably more like 0.05%.

    I mean, when was the last time you saw a male Asian porn star? (In a porno from the US of course, not a porno from Japan). And yet, how many female Asian porn stars are there? Okay, so porn is mostly targeted towards men. It might not say anything about the wants and desires of the average white woman. How about trashy romance novels, then? Surely those are the equivalent of porno targeted towards women. I’d be willing to bet that you could scan entire racks of trashy romances at your local supermarket and not find a single one that depicts an Asian man seducing and romancing a white woman. (At least, I have to assume this from all of the cover art.)

    So there is this inequity in the white-Asian interracial thing, and the group that ends up with the short end of the stick is the Asian men. This is especially hard for those American-born Asians (ABAs) who grew up in America, speak better English than their parents, grew up among white people, and most importantly, have white standards of beauty. These unlucky guys, having been exposed to the American media all his life, is more likely to want a white girlfriend than an Asian girlfriend. The ABA and his white buddy might both be longing for that cute blond girl next door, but that cute blond girl is going to look at the buddy more often than the ABA.

    It boils down to the fact that most white girls don’t even think about Asian men when they picture a ‘datable’ guy. The Asian guy they know is a nice guy, is polite, can help them with their math homework – but is never somebody they would fantasize about wining and dining them. Again, critics will say immediately that it’s only natural for white girls to want white guys. To this I say bullshit. Plenty of white girls are into, say, Latino men as much as (or even more than) white guys. There are also white girls who are into black men as much as or more than white guys (leading some white guys to complain that black men are ‘stealing their women’. These white guys think they might understand what Asian men are going through. In fact, they don’t. They’re complete morons.)

    Now hold on, some of you white girls are saying. I’d date an Asian! I’ve got nothing against them! That’s great and all, but before you go patting yourselves on the back, take a good look at the Asian guy you’re picturing in your head as the datable Asian. Does he wear Abercrombie and Fitch and drink lots of beer? If so, he’s not a real Asian. He’s a Twinkie – yellow on the outside, white on the inside, and full of crap. (Also bad for you.) Does he wear Fubu and refer to himself as a nigga? Also not a real Asian. (Heretofore these guys shall be known as ‘Yellow M&Ms’ – thanks Kono). If, on the other hand, he’s got glasses and is more versed in chemical engineering than trendy clothes, you’re a saint. (Give me your number.)

    So in summary, Asian men are bitter about white women not wanting them not because they believe that all white women should want them, but because the trend of white women not wanting Asian men is not similarly mirrored in the trend of white men wanting Asian women. When a white girl meets an Asian guy, she almost instantly categorizes him in the ‘not datable’ column – most likely done unconsciously, but done all the same. The Asian guy is a good guy to know, but apparently not a choice to date.

  5. YOuareafucktard

    Um wtf? I know SOO many more white/black/mexican/whateverfuckinrace people who are SOO much whorier than asian people in general =_=. I dunno where you got that idea, but i’ve been around the asian community all my life, and have not met any ‘easy’ asians (or at least easier than any white people, i’m not trying to bash white people, i’m just saying neither whites or asians are especially ‘easier’)

    AND yes you are racist. And that’s my right to say as well as an American. Ok you don’t believe me? Why don’t you walk into middle of a black neighborhood and say “I FUCKIN’ HATE BLACKS!” and see what happens? Then claim you are not fuckin’ racist, just claim you hate “some black people.” If you hate/dislike people JUST because of their fuckin race, its called racism, HELLO! Common sense much???

    Everybody’s a little racist, but you are just outright racist, and just not aware of that fact.. whatever floats your boat, I guess its my right to say I hate rednecked, stereotyping (with no evidence whatsoever) idiots in general probably more than you hate asians. Well least most of them are HELL more smarter than you biatch

  6. YOuareafucktard

    And i’ve seen plenty of white/mexican/black/whateverrace prostitutes as well, so its HARDLY limited to asians. Infact, asians only occur about 2-5% of the whole American population, there can’t be that many asian prostitutes. (esp when most of them are forced to goto college) Hell I was in a 3rd world asian country for 2 weeks and even then I didn’t see one. Wtf is the matter with you.
    And just because you hate asian American woman, it doesn’t fuckin’ matter, because you can say the same thing to any other race, (“I fuckin hate BLACK americans, I fuckin hate MEXICAN americans”) and it’ll be just as fuckin’ bad…. Duh?

  7. #104 I’m a Mexican/white girl and unfortunately, everything you said is all true. It is what it is.

  8. AbFab

    #104–you’re right. I’m half Mexican, half white, and as far as I know from my experiences, I am unique in that I like Asian men. The current one has his degree in Math. And people think I’m weird. Go figure.

    But Bai Ling is nuts, for the record.

  9. TheExpatriot

    This thread needs more cowbell.

  10. Early Grace

    Holy Crap – Can’t believe I saw a KALIFORNIA reference in this thread!

    BTW – Yes saying “I hate asians” would generally meet the definition of racism.

    While Bai Ling is a strange one, I could list you off many many undeniably HOT asian chicks.

    Also, on average – Asian/Asian American girls don’t tend to be the fat, self absorbed bitchy hogs that some American white women can be. You know, the ones who say that any female that is skinnier than Kelly Clarkson is ‘anorexic’.

    Anyway, I’m off to get some “reebs”

  11. Poor TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe

    TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe,

    So you think the only reasons guys are attracted to Asian girls are because of the Korean and Vietnam wars?

    Have you thought about their usually tiny waists, silky smooth skin, naturally slim figures even when in their forties, big enough breasts for their slim frames, non-wide, non-saggy asses, and looking at least a decade younger than women of other races who are their age? Not to mention that they were raised to serve and please, especially in bed? Oh, they are also usually raised to always wash their pussies after going to the bathroom so they taste great.

    Now, sweetheart, just because Asian women love to please men in all aspects, it doesn’t mean they will please all or most men. According to statistics, Asian women are actually the least promiscuous. In the US at least, they also tend to be the most educated and have the lowest incident of STD’s.

    What about you? What attributes do you have that will attract guys? I’d say none, because most will run away from you not just for the way you look, but also for your bitterness, racism and narrow mindedness. I’ll be very surprised if you even have a Master’s degree.

  12. Chauncey Gardner

    To the people who don’t find Asians attractive, did you grow up around them? I grew up in Arlington, VA, which has a very large population of Asian refugees who fled Southeast Asia in the ’70s and ’80s. I went to school with many, many Asian girls, and I find them just as attractive as women from any other race. Maybe it’s an exposure thing?

  13. Chauncey Gardner

    #111,

    Don’t forget that most Asian women naturally have more symmetrical facial features than women of other races. That’s a major component of “beauty”.

  14. talk about a bunch of
    zhit…damn zhut up already…

    Azian women are zmall and
    beautiful and I’m hearing
    that Azian men can’t get
    white women? Y don’t U azk
    them out…that lazt comic
    ztandin, Dat Fan, I would
    go out with him in a zecond,
    hez fine and the girlz R zo
    cute. try azking…alot of girlz
    will hang out even if they’re not
    interezted..we have many friendz
    like that..

  15. Jcha

    Im a white girl, married to an asian guy…

    I dont have issues with asians, but i cant tell you guys this much… I met his sisters and their friends…

    Asian women are ditzy, whorish and they pretty much go with the guy with the most qualifications, not people they love…

    Theyre not all like that, but the ones who are give that bad image to the rest…

    Same as white supremicists, black & hispanic gang members, etc

    Stop calling people racist. You know who’s racist?

    The guy who fucked ur mom last night…

    Shut up, eat a dick, and get over your egos.

    JCha

    PS. Bai Ling is a whore. She bores me. All she does anymore is public nip-slips.

    She has no talent, just that yellow-fever body that white guys lust after bc they think asian women are exotic, when really theyre just whores with darker skin.

    Lotsa Love fuckers.

  16. Aubree

    115-

    well thanks for putting us in our place.

    maybe next time you could try the intelligent approach/ argument

    I’m sure your husband would love to hear you say those things about his female family members/race

  17. Norm

    She is one ugly broad and those asian ugly nipples like there dark brown ‘other parts’

  18. buddy

    #111
    You funny! like you believe all the shit on the porn sites
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  19. jkil

    does this bLing thing have a degree??
    wtf #111

  20. hollow

    #118
    this is the shit on porn sites? i’d never have thought.
    doesn’t that mean you go on them? them asian porn sites?

  21. CountDrunkulaXxX

    Well honestly, everyone on here is attacking these people for speaking what is on their minds. Youre all lashing out. My husband is half asian, and I too have met his family and they were nothing but rude, inconsiderate people who cared only about money. I wouldnt classify all asians in that manner, but I do see things from every point of view. I dont think that TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe was being racist at all. I believe that he/she was voicing his/her opinion, and I agree, they are entitled to say whatever it is that is on their mind.

    I totally agree with 115. Im in the same boat as you are. I really am.

    And 111, seriously… Where do you get your info??

    I love you 115 :)

  22. TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe

    Thank you guys for sticking up for me. Really. When I left that comment, I didnt imagine it would shoot from 54 all the way up to this now. And Im definately NOT racist. Ive done my fair share of helping my fellow man. Like I said above, I went to New Orleans to help out after the hurricane, while you all sat there in your homes watching it on the news. Scared to go yourselvs because you didnt want to get mugged or raped. I may stereotype asians a bit, but I have good reason. I have had quite a few asians come and go in my life, and none of them were good people. They were all shady, and money hungry.

    The same people attacking me are the same who lock their doors while driving through black and hispanic neighborhoods. EVERYONE IN HERE is guilty of stereotyping.

    Whether you stereotype a race, a shape, or someone with a disability (Youre all guilty of using the words RETARD, GAY and FAT, which are EQUALLY as bad), and Im not even saying anything racial. Ive never used a racial slur. EVER. And I never would. EVER. I love my fellow man. I just have never met a decent asian american. I really have not.

    Thanks for those defending what I wrote. I really appreciate it. 115, and 121. Thanks a bunch.

    And 111, you have issues man. Serious ones.

    Peace guys. Until the next time.

  23. lol

    #122 not all asians are like that. you are just unlucky. just because those that u met werent good doesnt mean the rest are rotten.

  24. mhmmmm

    I seriously would like to milk Bai Ling. I mean, she has the most perfect milking nipples ever!

  25. TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe

    # 111, you want to know what I look like?? I’m 5’5, 128 lbs, C cups, long brown hair, acne free, I have a perfect ass… Its not small and invisible like my asian counterparts. There is NOTHING wrong with the way that I look. A masters?? Try a Dvm-PhD in veterinary medicine thank you very much. Id like to know what you do with your life. Since youre soo much better than I am.

  26. TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe

    Now… who would rather bang me than Bai Ling??

    Hmmm, shapely, australian born american, nice, big, perky tits, round, cellulite free ass, ab’s, 26 years old…

    OR

    Anorexic, titless, assless, EYEless, skank with mutant nipples??

    My point exactly.

  27. narrowmindsannoyme

    this chick looks scary.
    the jealous comments made by TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe are even scarier.

    the way you generalize the women of an entire race because of a few bad encounters… is immature, insecure and stupid. i grew up in the DC metropolitan area and ive had no good experiences with the few whites i came into contact with. however, i dont rule out the possibility that theres white people out there that aren’t ignorant and self-righteous.

    people are people. the way you try to categorize asian women as if they aren’t human but rather beneath you makes you look like a insecure racist bigot.

    to say bai ling is representative of asian women is to say paris hilton is the finest specimen of white women.

    anyone watch Miss Universe 2007? the winner was a japanese woman and there is another asian woman in the top 5. of the only other two awards given out, both were awarded to asian women of filipino and chinese descent.

    TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe, stop hatin’.

  28. LOLOL

    TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe.
    You asked who would like to bang you? And then you listed such a typical description of a girls body. HAHAHHA. Anyone could list that, especially an ugly girl, because thats what they wanna be! MAYBE, the way you try to sell yourself (shapely, australian born american, nice, big, perky tits, round, cellulite free ass, ab’s, 26 years old…) is the exact reason your dude left you for an Asian girl. CUZ IF YOUR DESCRIPTION WAS TRUE (which I highly doubt), THATS ALL THERE IS TO YOU, an insecure easy piece of ass. AHHAHHA.

  29. Engio

    Wow.. And I thought that most of the western civilization was no longer blinded by ignorance.

    Teeheeidrinkpee.. or whatever your name is, it is mostly obvious that you are a Éveterinarian” since most Asians that you find dumb took your spot in med school.

    My issue isn’t to protect Asians, to justify anything, or to even change your skewed views of people… I am here to help you realize that you are ignorant.

    Your blatant disregard for your own ignorance is astounding. To generalize an entire demographic of Asian-Americans as being “skanks” or what not is ludicrous. I am taking 3 minutes out of my day to voice MY opinion of YOUR ignorant rants.

    Your day off from picking up dog poop in front of your trailer park does not give you a PHD in veterinary medecine. Enjoy your Mayonnaise sandwich that uncle dad made.

    BTW – This isn’t lavalife, so you can keep your description to yourself “I’m 5’5, 128 lbs, C cups, long brown hair, acne free, I have a perfect ass” usually translates to lonely “mature” woman in need of companion. Go get another cat. Crazy cat-lady

  30. TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe

    I happen to LOVE myself, and the way that I look. I am allowed to say whatever I feel. Youre all crazy idiots if youre going to gang up on me for voicing my opinion. Someone was questioning who I was to judge, and saying shit about me, so yeah, I defend myself. I wish I wasnt soo scared of you people stalking my myspace so I could send you a link to my page so you could see exactly who I was.

    Someone ASKED my description, I volunteered the answer.

    And I dont live in a trailer park thanks. Youre all psychotic.

  31. CountDrunkulaXxX

    Okay… At first, I thought this AsiansAintForMe person was just making their point. But honestly, WHO CARES WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?!!! Say what you gotta say, but no one cares. You probably dont look like that anyways. And if youre a Veterinarian, why the hell arent you at work??

    Stop talking to her, she’ll go away.

  32. CountDrunkulaXxX

    Okay… At first, I thought this AsiansAintForMe person was just making their point. But honestly, WHO CARES WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?!!! Say what you gotta say, but no one cares. You probably dont look like that anyways. And if youre a Veterinarian, why the hell arent you at work??

    Stop talking to her, she’ll go away.

  33. mel

    I think Ming Tsai is pretty darn hot-
    and i’m white. I did find 104′s post interesting though-
    Ya’ll need to get to the library or your local book store and go get some books by
    Thich Nhat Hahn….bunch of angry hateful people on this site. I come here every so often for a good laugh.

  34. Christ on a Crotch

    Oh, Jesus me. Who is this slug, why is she news and what is up with her hair? (turns head quick ly to left and says “gosh!”)

    Please tell me she’s not the one from Red Corner.

  35. Christ on a Crotch

    mel #133, OMG, I love Thich Nhat Hahn, have a few of his books.

    cool!

  36. Christ on a Crotch

    #51 smaddox, props for the nice BURN!!!!

  37. TeeHeeHeeAsiansAintForMe Needs Marijuana

    Just saw that TeeHeeHeeNeedsAsianPee has a link to decriminalizing marijuana. So that’s probably her problem: she simply needs a lot of marijuana to chill. Or, maybe she’s had too much of it that she’s halucinating being not ugly and having a PhD.

    Or maybe she does have a PhD and that figure, but unfortunately her nostrils have become one so she is a deformed butterface. Anyone with “I hate Asians but I’m not racist” logic could only get a PhD by getting screwed in all her holes, including nostrils, by all the PhD panel members. It’s hilarious how she is also paranoid about people “gang up” on her. It’s like calling normal people “gang up” on pedophiles. It’s a cute “logic” too that helping blacks in Katrina but hating Asians makes one not racist. So no one should be called racist for calling blacks rapists if s/he helps out say, Hispanics, and never says the N word.

    Some bitches are so dumb and desperate it’s funny :) It was entertaining how #111 ticked her so much that she lost it even more and got even more people “gang up” on her. I hope she’ll respond to this too and give me more entertainment.

  38. smaddox

    #136
    Thanks Christ…

    She has proven my point at least a dozen times since that post…

  39. francesca is an ugly whore

    There are plenty of beautiful Asian women out there: Zhang Ziyi, Shu Qi, Vivian Hsu, Dawn Yang, Jolin Tsai, MISS UNIVERSE, etc etc.

    You’re just bitter because all the hot white guys like Asian girls.

  40. hermione grainger

    why doesnt this bitch ever wear a top that fits?

    p.s. to TEEHEEBLAHBLAHPEE you are SO a racist

  41. interloper5

    Her boobs are always loose. She craves the attention

  42. Christ on a Crotch

    138 smaddox, you’re welcome my child. (blesses smaddox). I think Asian women are beautiful, even the ugly ones.

    Now Philippino women, well, I have lots of bad things to say about some of their morals, attitudes, and self-serving behavior, but I’ll leave that for another blog. Maybe it’s the Spanish influence. (YES I’m Spanish and Yes, we’re kinda snobby)

    But all in all I love most things Asian; their culture, their old history, thier hair (Oh My Father, that gorgeuous black, straight, thick hair). And I’m a chick. I appreciate a lot of Asian and Oriental things. Especially thier spiritual readings.

    I love it when people get all huffy on the blogs and feed into the teasing. (Suckers!)

  43. el ces

    Mmm, the elevator’s rising.

  44. seehowtheyrun

    Ok…wow. I guess I came a bit late to this thing. I just knew that this would all come down to the fact that Bai Ling is asian. Teehee whatever you name is…I don’t even know where to start. How can you claim to not be racist and then in the same paragraph generalize an entire race? And then you go on to say that you have good reason to stereotype them and that none of the asians you’ve met were good people? You’re saying that you are completely justified in believing that all asians are horrible people. Have you ever thought that maybe it’s because always approach them blinded by your prejudice, ready to hate them before you even get to know them? I was born and raised in one of the most multicultural cities in the world, and I grew up with friends of all races and religions. I learned that no race is inherently bad, that all kinds of circumstances can shape a person’s personality, that have nothing to do with race. You are honestly the first evidence I’ve ever come across of TRUE racism.

  45. TheSuperficialPolice

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  46. Narcissist

    She should start a band called “Fall Out Boob”. Her hair doesn’t seem too flattering.
    I think I liked her in “Sky Captain”. She’s not Gwyneth Paltrow, so she has that going for her.
    Who’s that slovenly fellow she’s with?

  47. Bai Ling is clearly one of the sexiest asian women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my very HOT pic gallery of her at:

    http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/bai-ling.html

    Cheers !

  48. Her publicist did a good job of reminding her to wave her arm waaaayyy up there and oops, did my breast fall out of my dress?, oh dear, and what? cameras? oh no…

  49. karin

    I used to LOVE Bai ling back in the days when I thought she had class. I remember watching an episode of “Touched by an Angel”, and I thought that was her best role besides her role in “Red Corner.” Since then, she has really gone off the deep end. Sad, but true.
    I disagree with what everyone is saying as far as making racist, stereotypical remarks. I am half Chinese, half white. I do not know any Chinese women who act in the ways described above…people are people, you cannot say Asian women are this way or that way, it is an individual thing. :) I am very proud of both sides of my heriitage, and I am grateful to have had the chance to experience such a rich and beautiful culture through being half Chinese. So please be more open minded and realize that stereotyping is utter and complete trash…it’s just a way of attacking people, and it isn’t fair. Later! ;)

  50. karin

    I used to LOVE Bai ling back in the days when I thought she had class. I remember watching an episode of “Touched by an Angel”, and I thought that was her best role besides her role in “Red Corner.” Since then, she has really gone off the deep end. Sad, but true.
    I disagree with what everyone is saying as far as making racist, stereotypical remarks. I am half Chinese, half white. I do not know any Chinese women who act in the ways described above…people are people, you cannot say Asian women are this way or that way, it is an individual thing. :) I am very proud of both sides of my heriitage, and I am grateful to have had the chance to experience such a rich and beautiful culture through being half Chinese. So please be more open minded and realize that stereotyping is utter and complete trash…it’s just a way of attacking people, and it isn’t fair. Later! ;)

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