Wow, it’s a slow news day. Bai Ling was outside the Roosevelt last night and showed up to Teddy’s with her new husband. And it’s Bai Ling, so it was just a matter of time before her boob popped out. She even acts surprised when it happens, like it wasn’t completely intentional. The odds of her falling out of her top this many times by accident are about as good as her joining Mensa and then piloting a cardboard box to the moon.
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Clarence the Clown | July 11, 2007 at 6:32 pm
I’ve seen 12 year olds with bigger chests.
Sam | July 11, 2007 at 6:32 pm
FIRST
Jaffo | July 11, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Can someone PLEASE tell me why this anoying, whorish skank is even remotely considered famous?! Was she like an extra in Full Metal Jacket or something?!
combustion8 | July 11, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I would tear that shit up… I loves me some chinawomen.
DerFreshmaker | July 11, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I thought Bai Ling was the name of a Chinese panda bear, right?
HELL | July 11, 2007 at 6:41 pm
yuck
http://www.symbolicclothing.com
venus | July 11, 2007 at 6:43 pm
maybe she was surprised it didn’t happen sooner? practising in front of the mirror for the eventuality was probably as close as she got to another acting gig.
Mdiz | July 11, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Damn that is one Fugly chick.
combustion8 | July 11, 2007 at 6:46 pm
I’ve got a fever.. and it’s yellowish in tint.
BANGBANG | July 11, 2007 at 6:51 pm
She’s Chinese, what do you expect? My 6 year old cousin’s erection would be considered bigger than her breast, but then again, her nipple takes up most of it, so really, it’s more of a nipbreast.
Gerald Tarrant | July 11, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Jesus, Samantha Ronson and Bai Ling. What happened to the whorish celebretards in bikinis?
huh? | July 11, 2007 at 7:10 pm
um…who?
who is this chick?
someone please tell me, thanks! =)
huh? | July 11, 2007 at 7:10 pm
um…who?
who is this chick?
someone please tell me, thanks! =)
Kelly | July 11, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Gross! Who wants to see that shit?
Chauncey Gardner | July 11, 2007 at 7:35 pm
She seems like she’d be scary in bed. Like, maybe a little too free with *her* teeth and *your* pain.
But the really funny thing is that I just can’t picture her doing the normal things that people do, like cooking breakfast, reading a magazine, petting a puppy dog, or watching a comedy, when she’s not out in public. I see only images of Bai sitting in the lotus position on a dais in a dark chamber, surrounded by chains and fire.
Poochi | July 11, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Chicka da china
The Chinese Chicken
Have a drumstick and
Your brain stops tickin’…
Who is she? Or an even better question… who gives a shit!
Reminds me of this chick Melanie, only Melanie is not chinese, and has nicer titties, and is a little taller. Scratch that!
Pikachelsea | July 11, 2007 at 7:54 pm
What has she done to be considered worth taking a picture us? Oh and her nipple is the stuff of nightmares. She could put an eye out with that thing. Probably her own.
star69 | July 11, 2007 at 8:11 pm
You call those flapjacks breasts??
michelle | July 11, 2007 at 8:23 pm
she looks like a fucking Asian mannequin! her husband (?) looks like he is adjusting her body for the correct pose for the picture.
hollaback | July 11, 2007 at 8:35 pm
I think her breasts are pretty because they are actually real. The nipples are huge though….gag.
silentpyjamas | July 11, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Bai Ling is a super-chef.
she makes delicious dumplings!
dedicated to kdm773
krazihottkelli | July 11, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I would probably do
a chineze girl in the
future..they’re zo
fuckin cute…….
Sal Calabro | July 11, 2007 at 9:01 pm
It’s a “slow news day”???
Since when is what this website covers “news”?
Smelly Gostard | July 11, 2007 at 9:10 pm
OK krazihotkelli, here’s the deal– you can use a “z” in place of an “s” in words such as “Chinese” because the “s” makes the “z” sound. Using a “z” in the word “so” is really asinine though. Why? Because that “s” makes a “ssssss” sound. Usually I just skip your posts because I thought you were “special” (with an “s”). Then I decided maybe you really didn’t know any better and if I enlightened you, your life would be full of peaches and pink ponies, and maybe people wouldn’t think you were retarded.
Ain’t I sweet?
nagger please | July 11, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Asian chicks have the best nipples.
Joe Mahma | July 11, 2007 at 9:34 pm
It’s a good thing TMZ blurred it out so we can’t even tell it’s what is being described.
I guess I’ll just take their word for it.
Morons.
Kevin Kunreuther | July 11, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Finally! A place where I can hang my hat. Unhand her, you rapscallion, you Moorish cur, that coat rack is my Asian nookie.
MissPMS | July 11, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Its a good thing TMZ blurred it out as not to offend my virgin eyes!
hoobaskank | July 11, 2007 at 10:17 pm
why is everything about her so freakishly tacky?
CountDrunkulaXxX | July 11, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Those are the most disgusting bird perch like nipples that I have ever laid eyes on. Excuse me while I murder babies now.
twoofus | July 11, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Not sure how but Bai Ling Cod has managed to make a beautiful thing like nipslips boring. Whore.
Danklin24 | July 11, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Jebus christ, does anyone actually find this girl attractive? Seeing her ugly face just kind of depresses me, i mean, way more than seeing Hilary Swank.
Atrieds | July 11, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Who IS she?! What does she DO?!
aqua6 | July 11, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Whoo..hoo.. Jena’s breasts fall out, no one would complain
sharpeidude | July 11, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Okay…so who is this VC gook whore and why should I care?
ajax | July 11, 2007 at 11:03 pm
what a ridiculous human being
aqua6 | July 11, 2007 at 11:04 pm
I meant, if Jenna’s breasts fall out no one would complain, especially the guys. Bravo to fake breasts and American porn stars.
So women, if your breasts are saggy please carry a bra unless you are silicon implanted. Who would not want big breasts even the fake ones, right guys?
wanky | July 11, 2007 at 11:05 pm
ok wtf does she do?? seriously.
Mr Big | July 11, 2007 at 11:26 pm
NASTY chinese breasts.
francesca | July 11, 2007 at 11:49 pm
I have always hated Asian women; her ugly flapjack tits with the eraser nipples confirms this. Her husband is equally as ugly. He looks like a black Asian. Probably the most hideous combo ever. I hope they never have kids.
Will | July 12, 2007 at 12:04 am
#1 – who the hell is she
#2 – that is a nasty looking boob
Violet Sin | July 12, 2007 at 12:23 am
Not sure who she is, but she has nice boobs. I like flat Asian chicks.
tromba1 | July 12, 2007 at 12:45 am
Who the fuck is this person? Nice tits. BFD.
Guy | July 12, 2007 at 2:10 am
God I lol’d at the guy in the blue shirts expression, you can see him turning around seeing her boob, then a kind of smile on his face in the rest.
miss oblivious | July 12, 2007 at 3:30 am
Get thee to a nunnery!
Nuacco | July 12, 2007 at 4:41 am
it doesn’t look falling out to me – more like the design of the outfit
Daryl G. | July 12, 2007 at 4:47 am
Nobody seems to want to answer who this dumb bitch is:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000499/
She’s actually been in a LOT of things, but I can’t actually say I remember her in any of them.
treble | July 12, 2007 at 5:11 am
she’s a nobody..
Kamihi | July 12, 2007 at 5:54 am
Attention whore – celebs are such attention sluts.
Kamiki | July 12, 2007 at 5:55 am
Attention whore – celebs are such attention sluts.