Bai Ling says ‘RAWR! I’m a tiger – but in a bikini!’

May 15th, 2008 // 46 Comments

Bai Ling is chilling in Hawaii this week and also did the Lord’s work by partaking in several bikini shoots. This time around, she managed to keep her nipples fully secured. (Or did she??) Anyway, I’ll let you guys marvel at these while I prepare my last post of the day which’ll make it a Superficial Bikini Trifecta . You guys will love who’s coming up next. Or hate her and get into a giant flame war. Ha, you kids!

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Comments (46)

  1. anticks | May 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    FIRST!

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  2. tThe White Urkle | May 15, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    I would love to suck her a-hole until her head caved in!

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  3. Gia | May 15, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    I have no idea who this chick is but it looks like she got lipo on the stomach and horrible implants and a hideous gap for cleavage and even with all that cosmetic surgery she does not look sexy. If she looked sexy I would be thinking about sex right now. I’m not gay or bi-sexual but if I see a sexy male or sexy female then it makes me think about sex.

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  4. snarky | May 15, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    aah, news flash, no one cares about this ugly, barely famous chick ;so please stop posting pics of her

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  5. Ted from LA | May 15, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Gia,
    You’re gay. Embrace it.

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  6. Jimbo | May 15, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    A skin asian chick with no boobs, what a surprise..

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  7. FRIST!!! | May 15, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    Meh. Thai stick is much better than C-h-i-n-k stick.

    (Can you believe we can’t say ch*nk? Try typing in any derogatory term you can think of about whites – every single one of ‘em will fly right past the auto-censors here. I blame the n iggers – their endless whining has ruined it for everyone.)

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  8. Handcock | May 15, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    i second that snarky, bitch is FUGLY.

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  9. It's me Fuckers | May 15, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    I think she should bunk it with Pete and Amy for the most revolting threesome in history. *shudder*

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  10. Erica | May 15, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Come on. Who the fuck is this girl? What is she barely famous for?

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  11. a2m | May 15, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Srsly, who is she? She isn’t that hot.

    This is hot, woot! Busty Asians! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYLSzdPrphY

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  12. Gia | May 15, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    #5

    Ha! Ha! Ted! You’re a funny guy!
    Thinking about visiting another females flower grosses me out.

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  13. Ou | May 15, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    She is so freakin’ fat!

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  14. Ping | May 15, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Sexy girr! ME RIKE!

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  15. Ted Mosby | May 15, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Sometimes she looks like a lady boy.

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  16. Tim | May 15, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    The only time Bai Ling said “RAWR” was when she was arrested for shoplifting and wanted to know what rawr she bloke.

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  17. FRIST!!! | May 15, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    #7 troll, you are like the worst hemmorhoid EVER!!

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  18. Bai Ring a Ding Dong | May 15, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Fake gook cunt. Dyed red hair, lipo, implants…. probably collagen lips & a face lift too (isn’t she 60 or so?)

    probably getting speech therapy so that she doesn’t make a cunt out of herself when she tries to say “Llewelyn’s Lime Lollipop”.

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  19. Jake | May 15, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    ummm didn’t quite keep her top on some of those shots :-) might want to look again…

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  20. poonmoon | May 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Whenever I see this girl I swear I can almost hear her saying “me sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky, 20 dollhairs?” in the screechy voice of a retarded half cat half woman.

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  21. Bill Clinton | May 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    She looks like the retarded asian prostitue that you get for free if you pay for the hot one.

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  22. Deva | May 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    I guess little slopie doesn’t get it that no one wants her around….

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  23. It's me Fuckers | May 15, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    ROFL @ #16!!

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  24. B-rad | May 15, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    @21 – My thoughts exactly. She’s hideous, and if I never saw her again, my life would be better for that.

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  25. El-COyote | May 15, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    LOL – Bai Ling… Trying to stay young looking and relevant…
    Failing at both….

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  26. Rut Roh | May 15, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    Complain all you want, she’s hotter than 98% of Americans and 99% of Brits. It’s a shame she’s as crazy as the day is long.

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  27. Sara | May 15, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    I see a nipple.

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  28. M-m-m-moTeesuh? | May 15, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Hey RutRoh,
    just cuz you’re a fat greasy sack of shat, don’t try and drag the US and UK down to your Or this fuguglygook’s level. For fuck’s sake- she looks like a mortally ill tranny. Douche.

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  29. Skinny bitch, I'd nail her | May 15, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    Bai Ling is a skinny bitch, but I’d stick my yang into her ying any day of the week. She is a crazy broad who would be great in bed, moaning and groaning and grinding like there is no tomorrow. She probably sucks great too.

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  30. Gwen | May 15, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Whoooooo!!! Flame war!

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  31. bosendorfer | May 15, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    i can’t look at this hideous stick-thing any longer.

    i appreciate the “variety” you’re going for, but please, try and keep marginally-attractive celebrities/”celebrities” featured rather than this kind of thing.

    thank you.

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  32. wreckhouse | May 15, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    That’s borderline child porn, posting that picture of a little boy dressed in his mom’s bikini.

    Good God, she looks like shit. I don’t know who she is, but if there are ever any more pictures of her on here, a warning preceding the post would be nice-if I’d been eating when I got a gander at these I would have spewed all over my monitor.

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  33. Drippy Dick McGee | May 15, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    This is why gooks should be buried in rubble ; not seen.

    CHING-CHONG-CHANG!!!
    ME TO UGLY TO BANG!!!
    ME HAVE NOT TITS
    GOT LIL BOY BITS
    AAAH!!! I SWEPT AWAY BY RANG!!!

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  34. Famous Plastic | May 15, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    Wow. That sure was awkward…

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  35. Rat | May 16, 2008 at 12:00 am

    She’s a nut job!
    But I would totally let her stomp on my balls!

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  36. the octagon | May 16, 2008 at 1:42 am

    Dearest Morons.
    http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Bai-Ling/Bai-Ling-30.JPG
    Yeah not hot at all.
    Especially not hot as the hot vamy/goth in The Crow or the robot in Sky Captain.
    xoxo.

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  37. FACE | May 16, 2008 at 7:22 am

    i WOULD FEAST ON HER SUSHI ALL NIGHT

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  38. Me One | May 16, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I LIKE THIS GIRL!! SHE HAS NICE BOOBS!!

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  39. norton | May 16, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Seriously, why is this totally whacked out slit famous again?

    Is this another “famous for being famous” Hollyweird surgically enhanced pain in the ass?

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  40. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 16, 2008 at 11:19 am

    She confuses my crotch… down boy! Down!!!

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  41. OC Dee | May 16, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    She looks like one of those underweight Asian male prostitutes. She needs to gain weight and perhaps this will improve her figure.

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  42. Chupacabra | May 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    what’s up with her nip slips? its like those things are always trying to escape. like brit-brit’s vajayjay.

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  43. chiharu | May 16, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    superficial, can you please stop posting anything about this hag?

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  44. nat | May 18, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Wow. You people are so AAAAAAAANGRY.

    I’m sure if you randomly met Bai Ling you’d be like “God, she’s really pretty.”

    What a bunch of deranged brats. Way to perpetuate the cycle of obsessive body image issues in our culture. Reading this blog is like watching a bunch of dodo birds falling off a cliff, like that Ice Age movie.

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  45. kamasutra | May 18, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    @44 I like you’re style nat

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  46. Slappy | April 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    Here’s a very nice nude gallery of our waif – ish Asian model actress:

    http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/02/bai-ling.html

    Reply

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