Serious actress yes. Wasn’t she in that movie “Memoirs of a Geisha’s Cunt”
Every now and then we need a story about Bai Ling to bring out the best and brightest students of the school of the corny Asian joke. It’s like the school of Shaolin, only more vagina-oriented. Did you see that?!!! I said ‘Orient’!!! HA! ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMNNOP PBS DDT DADV!!!
Now for the obligatory ‘who is she, again?’ post…..
#9 – that was a good one….I’m still laughing!
@22 oshie – What’s the matter? You kind of lost it there at the end of your post!!
Wrong side of the bed?
Are you still upset because you can’t logon to:
P.S. Michael Dell isn’t at home right now. I left a message.
yeah, I was kind of wondering who this chick is too. Why is she famous?
Hmmm, Post-It notes could be a new trend. You know they come in different colors too, very fashionable.
– I’m always having a great day because I have huge, perky tits
– I’m always having PMS. That’s because it fuels my murderous rage and makes me crave chocolate.
– It’s never the wrong side of the bed when I wake up in it.
As far as anything else you may have addressed re: my demeanor –
I guess I should have bought the good crack today instead of that off-brand krack which is derived from Coco Puffs rather than Cocoa leaves. Lesson learned. But you know me, always trying to save a buck.
“…with their ching, chang, chung talk. I can’t understaaaannd YOU!” Dave Chapelle
Mmmm. Something about her makes me feel good in all my special places. Plus, I’d really like to pee in her butt.
Hey lay off my orange chicken tasting pussy. Nothing like eating chinese!
29 – (salivating & eyes as big as saucers)
I’m sorry! Could you please repeat everything after “huge, perky tits” !!!
Who gives a fuck why she’s famous? Or if she’s a whore. Or is she’s catching up to Porous Hilton with the crotch shots. I’d hit that until her accent went away. I’d start getting my nails and toes done like a fruit. I’d even listen to her stories of being a refugee and sucking off Japanese sailors to get smuggled into this country. The rest of you are obviously chicks if you’re not willing to make those personal sacrifices. Chicks I tell you.
she’s a little beefy for an asian. (Great. now I just heard the punchline “Beef with Blokkree” in my head)
…and Long Duck Dong’s bizarre drunken laughter following the beef with blokkree punchline
#15- tee hee!
But seriously- Owen Wilson + Bai Ling? Hmmm. How about Kate Hudson + Bai Ling? Now THAT I would pay to see!
Another Bai Ling story, same stupid jokes, but atleast this one didn’t go to 100 comments like all the rest…………..
Give it time Stallion, the day is young…
38–yeah, but what the hell else can one say about Bai Ling? You either make asian jokes or you talk about her trashy clothes and how appropriate they are for a whore such as herself. We can’t really comment on anything else when it comes to such a completely irrelevant and extraneous fucking whatever-she-is.
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