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RichPort | August 16, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Her t shirt makes me feel like a 10th grader again… MMMMMMMM…. nipples…
CelebSlam.com | August 16, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Me love you long time
http://www.celebslam.com
SuperShallow | August 16, 2006 at 1:27 pm
something tells me her daddy did naughty things to her….
its not funny, I’m serious
jamiew | August 16, 2006 at 1:27 pm
She should get this car to go around in to show off not some ghetto e class.
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/12/convertible-mercedes-slr-mclaren/
DancingQueen | August 16, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Will someone please tell me who the hell this skank is anyway? I have no idea. WHY is she famous? Or is it for being a whore?
jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 1:32 pm
That’s the chick that just did my nails. That’s her…she said, “you pick cullah” I never forget a face.
sometimesboy | August 16, 2006 at 1:34 pm
even owen wilson would only lick that for a half hour…
combustion8 | August 16, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I have some white I would like to add to that yellow.
sometimesboy | August 16, 2006 at 1:38 pm
of course a half hour after that…owen would be hungry again…
RichPort | August 16, 2006 at 1:40 pm
I could go for a little takeout…
andrewthezeppo | August 16, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Actually she’s a VERY good actress when in her native language… Rent “Dumplings” or “3-Extremes” (which has an edited down Dumplings). She plays a woman who makes dumplings out of aborted fetuses its amazing.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 16, 2006 at 1:44 pm
She’s airing out her cootch. Otherwise, her vag smells like a week old dim sum.
Tanor | August 16, 2006 at 1:48 pm
She needs to grow the hell up, she is starting to act like a cougar. Isn’t she in her mid-30s?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 1:50 pm
11–No thanks. I don’t like when my stomach contents reappear out of my mouth! But it sounds fucking fascinating.
Spindoc | August 16, 2006 at 1:50 pm
I can hear her labia flapping as she walks, and what smells like sweet and sour sauce?
nc72 | August 16, 2006 at 1:52 pm
No worse than a bikini but damn she’s freaky looking
http://www.exposay.com/bai-ling-edmond-red-carpet-premiere-party/p/3312/20/
ImSuicidal | August 16, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Someone forgot their over the shoulder boulder (pebble) holder!!
TheHappyRobot | August 16, 2006 at 1:53 pm
18th!
Populist | August 16, 2006 at 2:00 pm
#7- Owen Wilson probably will be licking that, after he gets Kate Hudson to leave her husband, and then dumps her.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Bai Ling translates to Most Dishonorable Daughter
Rimmer | August 16, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Serious actress yes. Wasn’t she in that movie “Memoirs of a Geisha’s Cunt”
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 16, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Every now and then we need a story about Bai Ling to bring out the best and brightest students of the school of the corny Asian joke. It’s like the school of Shaolin, only more vagina-oriented. Did you see that?!!! I said ‘Orient’!!! HA! ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMNNOP PBS DDT DADV!!!
86 | August 16, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Now for the obligatory ‘who is she, again?’ post…..
ER | August 16, 2006 at 2:42 pm
#9 – that was a good one….I’m still laughing!
Chodite | August 16, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Freakin hot!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
ImSuicidal | August 16, 2006 at 2:52 pm
@22 oshie – What’s the matter? You kind of lost it there at the end of your post!!
Bad day?
PMS?
Wrong side of the bed?
Are you still upset because you can’t logon to:
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
P.S. Michael Dell isn’t at home right now. I left a message.
arieschic | August 16, 2006 at 2:54 pm
yeah, I was kind of wondering who this chick is too. Why is she famous?
HolisticWisdomcom | August 16, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Hmmm, Post-It notes could be a new trend. You know they come in different colors too, very fashionable.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 16, 2006 at 3:00 pm
26 -
- I’m always having a great day because I have huge, perky tits
- I’m always having PMS. That’s because it fuels my murderous rage and makes me crave chocolate.
- It’s never the wrong side of the bed when I wake up in it.
- Yes.
As far as anything else you may have addressed re: my demeanor -
I guess I should have bought the good crack today instead of that off-brand krack which is derived from Coco Puffs rather than Cocoa leaves. Lesson learned. But you know me, always trying to save a buck.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 3:18 pm
“…with their ching, chang, chung talk. I can’t understaaaannd YOU!” Dave Chapelle
saltpeanuts | August 16, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Mmmm. Something about her makes me feel good in all my special places. Plus, I’d really like to pee in her butt.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | August 16, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Hey lay off my orange chicken tasting pussy. Nothing like eating chinese!
ImSuicidal | August 16, 2006 at 3:33 pm
29 – (salivating & eyes as big as saucers)
I’m sorry! Could you please repeat everything after “huge, perky tits” !!!
RichPort | August 16, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Who gives a fuck why she’s famous? Or if she’s a whore. Or is she’s catching up to Porous Hilton with the crotch shots. I’d hit that until her accent went away. I’d start getting my nails and toes done like a fruit. I’d even listen to her stories of being a refugee and sucking off Japanese sailors to get smuggled into this country. The rest of you are obviously chicks if you’re not willing to make those personal sacrifices. Chicks I tell you.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 3:47 pm
she’s a little beefy for an asian. (Great. now I just heard the punchline “Beef with Blokkree” in my head)
jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 3:48 pm
…and Long Duck Dong’s bizarre drunken laughter following the beef with blokkree punchline
AmericanMcKrout | August 16, 2006 at 3:58 pm
#15- tee hee!
But seriously- Owen Wilson + Bai Ling? Hmmm. How about Kate Hudson + Bai Ling? Now THAT I would pay to see!
Italian Stallion | August 16, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Another Bai Ling story, same stupid jokes, but atleast this one didn’t go to 100 comments like all the rest…………..
Zanna | August 16, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Give it time Stallion, the day is young…
jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 4:13 pm
38–yeah, but what the hell else can one say about Bai Ling? You either make asian jokes or you talk about her trashy clothes and how appropriate they are for a whore such as herself. We can’t really comment on anything else when it comes to such a completely irrelevant and extraneous fucking whatever-she-is.
beifiori | August 16, 2006 at 4:20 pm
she’s ugly. why is it that fugly people get to the jobs, or get attention for being beautiful when it’s very apparent they are FUGLY??????? we have paris, nicole, hohan, giselle “the he-horse twin”, madonna, wilmer valderamma, bruce willis, arnold, countless models (and it’s not just the females) , just to name a few…what is up with that????
IFuckingHateYou | August 16, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Tom Cruise loves Bai Ling.
Probably because that’s a cock hanging out of her skirt and we all know that TCLTC.
86 | August 16, 2006 at 4:41 pm
She should marry someone with the last name Wall. Cuz cuz then her name would be Bai Ling Wall. ha.
jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 4:45 pm
43–that’s fucking hilarious.
stingybtchsuzy | August 16, 2006 at 6:00 pm
#21 – All I know is Bobby Lee was in “Memoirs of a Geisha.” And Bai Ling is no Bobby Lee, dammit! If the “…Cunt” knockoff starred Bai Ling, it’s no wonder it never even made it to video, because she is no Bobby Lee!
http://www.stingybitches.com
ImSuicidal | August 16, 2006 at 6:06 pm
43 – If she doesn’t marry someone with the last name Wall, you can crank call her and say:
CC: Is Mike Wall there?
BL: No!
CC: Is John Wall there?
BL: No!
CC: Are there any walls there?
BL: (getting aggravated) NO!
CC: (screams into the phone) THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS HOLDING UP YOUR HOUSE??? (slams the phone down)
BL: (looking perplexed… hangs up!)
It gets them everytime!!!
ratadechapinero | August 16, 2006 at 6:13 pm
I don’t know but it looks like she has a penis trying to get out of her skirt or whatever that is.
RenoScarab | August 16, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Holy crap, you are all a bunch of sick, twisted bastards!…….and I am growing to love each and every one of you….
LL | August 16, 2006 at 8:44 pm
RE ” I’d hit that until her accent went away.”
Awesome…
What’s with her hat, though? She looks a little too much like Yoko Ono there. Are we sure it’s Bai Ling? With the hat and huge sunglasses that dumb bitches insist on wearing, I’m not sure it IS her. Maybe it’s just some random Asian chick who happens to dress as provocatively as Bai Ling, though that is difficult to contemplate.
Ag229487 | August 16, 2006 at 9:15 pm
da bitch is drivin a c class- now we know shes broke
stil fuck her tho