Bai Ling is classy

August 2nd, 2006 // 262 Comments
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I honestly have no idea what Bai Ling has ever done in her entire life and yet I feel compelled to post about her and all the pornographic things she does. A regular human being holds up a bottle of margarita and that’s it. Somebody like Bai Ling has to pretend to lick it, just in case we’ve all forgotten she’s the living manifestation of sexual deviance. We get it. You have no self esteem. Just turn to food or stripping like all the other girls whose daddy didn’t love them and let the paparazzi focus on real celebrities. Like, uh, my penis? He’s huge in Europe. And pretty much every other part of the world.

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  1. llllllllll

    Whats the difference between Bai Ling

  2. jrzmommy

    245, 246 and 247–I avoid teenagers because when I was 8 1/2 months pregnant I walked past a group of teenagers and do you know what one of the little motherfuckers said??? (It’s kinda funny actually) He said, ‘Ooop! Here come Buddah!” I would have laughed but it was directed at me and i was hormonal and feeling big and fat so I couldn’t laugh then. Now I think it’s hysterical. So when I walk past a group of teenaged boys now they say shit like MILF and crap. But, anyway, that’s why I avoid the little acne-riddled insult machines.

  3. Grope For Luna

    115. “Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare.”

    Of course the absolute percentage is higher – they are a majority of the population. They have a lower per-capita rate, however.

  4. biatcho

    #239 – what the hell kind of parents did you have growing up that let an Asian doctor or dentist touch you???? JEEESUS!
    The best way to pick your doctor out of the book – look for the Irish last name!

  5. myIQisyourIQplus1

    254 comments just for bai ling? of course this picture just HAD to spur the creation of some ethnic studies forum. there will always be racism in this world, and online debate on thesuperficial really isn’t going to change any of it.

  6. laury

    I like to think of Bai Ling as the Asian Paris Hilton: no class, dresses like a 2-dollar hooker, famous for no reason but the paparazzi love her because she’s a slut, once had a crush on Nick Carter. Hey Bai, why don’t you call up Paris sometime, you two could exchange herpes medicine tips.

  7. laury

    I like to think of Bai Ling as the Asian Paris Hilton: they both have no class, dress like 2-dollar hookers, the paparazzi love her because they’re sluts, and they both had a crush on Nick Carter. Hey Bai, why don’t you call up Paris sometime, you two could exchange herpes medicine tips.

  8. laury

    I like to think of Bai Ling as the Asian Paris Hilton: they both have no class, dress like 2-dollar hookers, the paparazzi love her because they’re sluts, and they both had a crush on Nick Carter. Hey Bai, why don’t you call up Paris sometime, you two could exchange herpes medicine tips.

  9. laury

    I like to think of Bai Ling as the Asian Paris Hilton: they both have no class, dress like 2-dollar hookers, the paparazzi love them because they’re sluts, and they both had a crush on Nick Carter. Hey Bai, why don’t you call up Paris sometime, you two could exchange herpes medicine tips.

  10. alaskanchicsickle

    247 Those spoiled preppy boys have nothing better to do.

  11. A Nobody

    You stupid Asshole White Americans, stop saying Bai Ling is the most attractive Asian, or I’ll call all Chinese people to spit on you and drown you burger eating and whiny fat asses!

    Peace!

  12. fuck white

    white trash!

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