Bai Ling is classy

By: Superficial / August 2, 2006
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I honestly have no idea what Bai Ling has ever done in her entire life and yet I feel compelled to post about her and all the pornographic things she does. A regular human being holds up a bottle of margarita and that’s it. Somebody like Bai Ling has to pretend to lick it, just in case we’ve all forgotten she’s the living manifestation of sexual deviance. We get it. You have no self esteem. Just turn to food or stripping like all the other girls whose daddy didn’t love them and let the paparazzi focus on real celebrities. Like, uh, my penis? He’s huge in Europe. And pretty much every other part of the world.