Bai Ling is classy

August 2nd, 2006 // 262 Comments
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I honestly have no idea what Bai Ling has ever done in her entire life and yet I feel compelled to post about her and all the pornographic things she does. A regular human being holds up a bottle of margarita and that’s it. Somebody like Bai Ling has to pretend to lick it, just in case we’ve all forgotten she’s the living manifestation of sexual deviance. We get it. You have no self esteem. Just turn to food or stripping like all the other girls whose daddy didn’t love them and let the paparazzi focus on real celebrities. Like, uh, my penis? He’s huge in Europe. And pretty much every other part of the world.

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  1. TOPAZ21

    I’m not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I’ve heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
    #79, I wouldn’t generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you’d ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don’t have the energy to anymore.
    On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class…and why the fuck do I care?

  2. who dude?

    She’s actually done some decent stuff. I don’t know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.

    Wait a minute? This sounds familiar…

  3. who dude?

    She’s actually done some decent stuff. I don’t know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.

    Wait a minute? This sounds familiar…

  4. who dude?

    She’s actually done some decent stuff. I don’t know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.
    Wait a minute? This sounds familiar…

  5. TOPAZ21

    I’m not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I’ve heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
    #79, I wouldn’t generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you’d ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don’t have the energy to anymore.
    On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class…and why the fuck do I care?

  6. krisdylee

    OK, everybody, let’s all cool off for a bit… I know, let’s talk about Osh’s vagina. I heard her va-jay-jay has super powers, x-ray vision and all that… it also tastes like sun-ripened honeydew melon…

  7. mmmm2402

    damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she’s the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her…she looks easy as hell!

  8. mmmm2402

    damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she’s the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her…she looks easy as hell!

  9. mmmm2402

    damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she’s the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her…she looks easy as hell!

  10. mmmm2402

    damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she’s the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her…she looks easy as hell!

  11. mmmm2402

    damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she’s the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her…she looks easy as hell!

  12. beezlbubby

    Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they’re arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don’t even think that person’s post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person’s upset over racist comments, I didn’t see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here…

    BTW, Wow anyone notice that Bai Ling has some MAN hands? Monstrous

  13. mmmm2402

    damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she’s the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her…she looks easy as hell!

  14. mmmm2402

    damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she’s the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her…she looks easy as hell!

  15. Peaches2133

    79. You ARE the biggest fool

    Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don’t don’t you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it’s easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you’re probably white. Minorities still face racism because it’s institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool…..

    Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She’s always on the worse dressed list.

  16. Peaches2133

    79. You ARE the biggest fool

    Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don’t don’t you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it’s easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you’re probably white. Minorities still face racism because it’s institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool…..

    Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She’s always on the worse dressed list.

  17. Peaches2133

    79. You ARE the biggest fool

    Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don’t don’t you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it’s easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you’re probably white. Minorities still face racism because it’s institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool…..

    Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She’s always on the worse dressed list.

  18. mmmm2402

    this girl tries waaaay too hard.

  19. Sir Psycho Sexy

    44, 63. OK, I’m bored.

    You are a girl, whose family is from Southeast Asia, in some shithole village that the US military raped and carpet bombed four decades ago.

    You are probably not attractive, which combined with the napalm would go a long way to explaining your hostility.

    My advice, Racist, get laid. You may still hate “white America”, but perhaps less intensely after a long session of “put the devil back into hell”, …

  20. This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.

    And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.

  21. Peaches2133

    79. You ARE the biggest fool

    Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don’t don’t you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it’s easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you’re probably white. Minorities still face racism because it’s institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool…..

    Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She’s always on the worse dressed list.

  22. Peaches2133

    79. You ARE the biggest fool

    Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don’t don’t you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it’s easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you’re probably white. Minorities still face racism because it’s institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool…..

    Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She’s always on the worse dressed list.

  23. Peaches2133

    79. You ARE the biggest fool

    Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don’t don’t you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it’s easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you’re probably white. Minorities still face racism because it’s institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool…..

    Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She’s always on the worse dressed list.

  24. HarryNipples

    For Christ’s sake, this site is supposed to be totally irreverent, that’s what makes it so much fun, until someone starts making stupid comments regarding the state of society, racism etc – if you like like the site GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!

  25. biatcho

    #76 – go back & read #12. You ain’t comedy gold.

    And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about niggers? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washsingtons on this post.

  26. biatcho

    76 – go back & read #12. You ain’t comedy gold.

    And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about negros? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washingtons on this post.

  27. Sir Psycho Sexy

    44, 63. Hmmmmm.

    You are a girl, whose family is from Southeast Asia, in some shithole village that the US military raped and carpet bombed four decades ago.

    You are probably very unattractive, which combined with the napalm would go a long way to explaining your hostility.

    My advice, Racist, get laid. You may still hate “white America”, but perhaps less intensely after a long session of “put the devil back into hell”, …

  28. biatcho

    #76 – check out #12, you ain’t comedy gold.

    And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about negros? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washingtons on this post.

  29. biatcho

    testes testes 123

  30. sovay

    #35- was that south park or the daily show?

  31. LL

    I’m not down with the racist comments either*, even though I’m a white devil. There are so many more things to make fun of than what color people are or what their ethnicity is.

    For example, I think Bai Ling is pretty gorgeous, when she’s not dressing like a two-dollar whore. And thank you, Bai Ling, for being the Asian Paris Hilton (in spirit). Cause somedays, Paris is just too damn tired to go out and show us all how little dignity she has, and Lindsay Lohan is not very dependable and Anna Nicole Smith has passed out again on her bathroom floor, so that leaves a huge vacuum. Thank you for filling that void and bringing us all together by showing us that all peoples of the world, caucasian or not, are capable of being notably skanky and providing the rest of us with hours of entertainment.

    *You gotta know this site is basically the equivalent of a bathroom wall, only with photographs instead of badly drawn penises and vaginas.

  32. This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.

    And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.

  33. I think we could have have fun bashing this no-talent trashy tart without the racism myself, but I’m not about to start preaching about it. I see something I don’t like, I move on. People have a right to be assholes. In order for the rest of us to be able to express ourselves freely, assholes are allowed to speak. Deal.

    I am very sick of people rattling on about how white people have it easy. I’ve been working my ass off fulltime since I was fifteen years old.

    If you’re going to scream racism all the time, then lay off the white people too. Racism is racism, so cut the bullshit.

    Now…wasn’t Bai Ling such a crappy actress they cut a three second bit out of Star Wars that had her in it?

  34. azcoyote

    Ass monkeys are attacking the server again I see… Come on SF! Get it together!!!

  35. ptprez

    63

    shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick…

    i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is…

    and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me “happy ending”

  36. ptprez

    63

    shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick…

    i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is…

    and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me “happy ending”

  37. ptprez

    63

    shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick…

    i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is…

    and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me “happy ending”

  38. ptprez

    63

    shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick…

    i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is…

    and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me “happy ending”

  39. ptprez

    63

    shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick…

    i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is…

    and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me “happy ending”

  40. ptprez

    63

    shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick…

    i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is…

    and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me “happy ending”

  41. ptprez

    63

    shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick…

    i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is…

    and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me “happy ending”

  42. ptprez

    63

    shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick…

    i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is…

    and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me “happy ending”

  43. HarryNipples

    Dear DieRacistAsshole”…

    These are some of the funniest posts I have seen in a long time…

    One of the reasons this site is so much fun is because it is so irreverent – it gets shitty when pea-brained morons like you start to inject social commentary into it – for all anyone knows, you are some white preppy sitting in front of your PC at your dorm at Harvard jerking jring your tiny penis off to the the above picture of Bai Ling licking the bottle wishing it was your miniscule little dick…if you don’t like the site then SCREW OFF and go somewhere else!!

  44. diamondprynzez

    Too bad I invested 100k in margarita king last year.

    UGHHH…………. I can taste the failure of my investment.

  45. Kendo_Bunny

    She played that freak who collected and ate eyeballs in The Crow. According to IMDb, she had a cameo as a Senator in SW: Episode 3… and cameo’s in a lot of other things. Guess she decided that meant she had a walk-on role in everything being made in Hollywood.

  46. Kendo_Bunny

    She played that freak who collected and ate eyeballs in The Crow. According to IMDb, she had a cameo as a Senator in SW: Episode 3… and cameo’s in a lot of other things. Guess she decided that meant she had a walk-on role in everything being made in Hollywood.

  47. TrannyGranny

    You have to admit, for a fucking slant eyed gook, she is pretty hot. Makes me want to re-chink the walls of my cabin. Course, I am also attracted to the occasional fat-assed nigger as well, in addition to the random picaninnys and shines, those giant lips may feel good on the ole penis. But what about wops? All that oil pouring off their skin is good lube, kinda like popping that zit in the forhead of a Ghandi suckin’ curry eater, and rubbing it on my unable to dance, little white cock. Now I know that every lazy spic that can run jump or swim across the border is already in this ignorant cuntry, but damn, wetbacks, can’t you cook beans right the first time? I guess all I am trying to say, with my extremely limited world perspective is:

    You are a lot of fucking idiots.

  48. CruisingForCock

    In the picture before this one, she was jamming it into her pussy. I don’t know why that one didn’t post.

  49. boobtube

    “oriental” is PC? perhaps if you’re referring to furniture. the proper term is “Asian”. oh well, since “biotch” is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears

  50. boobtube

    “oriental” is PC? perhaps if you’re referring to furniture. the proper term is “Asian”. oh well, since “biotch” is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears

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