Bai Ling is classy

August 2nd, 2006 // 262 Comments
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I honestly have no idea what Bai Ling has ever done in her entire life and yet I feel compelled to post about her and all the pornographic things she does. A regular human being holds up a bottle of margarita and that’s it. Somebody like Bai Ling has to pretend to lick it, just in case we’ve all forgotten she’s the living manifestation of sexual deviance. We get it. You have no self esteem. Just turn to food or stripping like all the other girls whose daddy didn’t love them and let the paparazzi focus on real celebrities. Like, uh, my penis? He’s huge in Europe. And pretty much every other part of the world.

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  1. Justin Igger

    @49 What?

  2. BecauseYOUREugly

    oh… and another thing, I find your remarks pretty ironic. I bet a million to one that any of you would want to get with her too.

  3. Porch Monkey

    Hey Justin Igger, sorry about that ‘other knuckle draggin’ comment. I hope this link makes it all better!

  4. Fugurself

    #44, if u’ve read previous posts, anybody who gets posted on this site is fair game. Did you read the posts on P. Diddy and Star Jones? Don’t take this stuff seriously.

    And btw, I think Bai’s hairstyles are low maintenance. She just needs a bowl and scissors.

  5. Justin Igger

    @53 fuck you devil

  6. DieRacistAsses

    I think Bai Ling is fugly, but I’m not about to call her racist things that aren’t even relevant to that picture, if it’s all in good humor and relevant to the pic @46, then I’d probably also be amused by the comments.

    Doesn’t seem like it’s even relevant, just seems like OH SHOOT there’s an Asian! let’s yell all the racist things we can! i.e. Gook, slant eyes, typical Asian males have small penis slur, etc. etc.

    I bet someone’s going to start some attack sooner or later saying that I’m an Asian male that has small penis syndrome, well I’m not an Asian male, still think the some of the people here are pretty racist, not “all in fun, or people trying to be funny.” (@46)

  7. hisforalways

    Who the fuck is this bitch? I see her stuff posted on here occasionally and I have no clue where she came from? Is she like a Japanese porn star or something? Every time I see her on here, she’s got an ugly hair cut, stupid clothes and she has shown up to an event that has nothing to do with her…she’s just pathetic. And she looks like she’s sucked on too many lemons.

  8. DieRacistAsses

    *that, typo!

  9. combustion8

    She can lick my bottle (long time) any day.. me likey the azians.

  10. Justin Igger

    @44 u no like us make fun of chinky chanks so u have to bring out the nigger word and u call me and everyone else racist when u sound like the racist i mean i can’t help not being Justin Igger but u can help being racist u yellow devil

  11. DieRacistAsses

    I hope it’s not everyone that’s White that’s asking all the other minority races to “take it easy, take it as a joke!” etc.

    Because again, that’d be, well, pretty racist. I mean the damn slurs we have for White people aren’t even that bad of a slur, OOhh “White trash, or Whitey” uhh, yeah that’s real harsh given “Gooks” and “Niggers.” Yeah.

    I guess it’s easy to leave it to White people to tell non-White races to “take their racist comments lightly. Yeah, thanks, that’s just what minorities need, to be told that they should be amused by or take lightly the racist comments by White people. YAY!?

    @60, I used the word “nigger” to illustrate how I don’t see it used anywhere, not that I think you should use it, brightness. That was to say, that people are more afraid to be racist to Blacks than any other minorities, not that it’s RIGHT. And yes, @60 I am calling you a racist, because you just called me a “yellow” devil when you don’t even know what race I am, I never disclosed that genius.

    When I bring out the “nigger” or other racist words, I’m using it to say something NON-racist, it seems when you use it (youre comment on me being a “yellow” devil), you’re trying to be racist. Get half a brain before you make a comeback.

    Yeah.

  12. combustion8

    never-the-less… I would still like to slide my grease pony in that.

  13. DieRacistAsses

    Eh and I hope everyone has fun making their little racist comments, but I’m not going to read nor post anything here anymore.

    Have your little fun screaming “Yay” the “yellow devil” is gone and then go on ranting on various racist things about me, my posts etc. Again, I never even disclosed my race, so good jumping to conclusions!

    I’ve been there done that with forums condoning racist comments, doesn’t go anywhere with insensitive racists, never will. White people have it lucky, they don’t have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children, unless they’re of mixed race or something.

    I guess that’s why they care a little less about being “sensitive” and can INSENSITIVELY ask other non-White racists to “take it lightly,” when they hear racist bs.

    I don’t even know why I commented, moment of anger, not like it’s going to change anything. Ignorant racists are as easy to enlighten as brightening blackholes.

  14. Justin Igger

    @61 how can i get half a brain when im Justin Igger u crying little bitch mommy deez people are making fun da orientel tell dem stop i wish u were suicidal then we all can have fun again and i do know what race u are the one that crys bout stuff like when we take your land you must be a indian

  15. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Dear DieRacistAsses,

    You sound like a plucky young college freshman at ITT Tech who grew up in white suburbia central who has had 0 world experience and thinks they’re cultured because they read Ad Busters and eat at Thai restaraunts and has 0 friends because they have no sense of humor and are so boring they make people want to tear out their ear drums whenever they speak. And you are also white, in case anyone needed that to be cleared up.

  16. BecauseYOUREugly

    at least combustion8 keeps it real… props

  17. mrs.t

    I typed ‘nigger’ a while back in direct response to #44 “I don’t see you cowards saying nigger…”

    Awesomely, it appears that several people forgot that this is supposed to be a Silly Place, where irreverent and crude remarks are made all the livelong day.

    I am of mixed race. So there.

  18. She’s like Paris Hilton: famous for absolutely nothing.

  19. mrs.t

    69! Beef Broccoli!

  20. chanel_bear

    you know, we’re all having fun bashing bai ling, and then somebody has to turn the conversation all serious. lighten the hell up everyone. when you come on this site, chances are people are going to say things you won’t like, and perhaps are even inappropriate, but for God’s sake, JUST IGNORE IT! clearly the person making them isn’t worth arguing with…and as for the racist comments, people are sensitive, so keep them to yourself. that way the rest of us who came for some fun don’t have to listen to you go at it with the person who you offended. and as a side note, those we’re some pretty tacky comments. what are you, like 10?

  21. Kg

    so basically, whoever writes on this site wants the paparazzi to take photos of his penis?

    I suggest walking down the freeway with a sandwhichboard over your naked body with a hole right infront of your crotch… and arrows pointing towards the hole… and maybe give away coupons

  22. DieRacistAsses

    Haha, sorry I said I won’t post again, but just funny to see who people think I am. I’m not White and I don’t live in White Surburbia, I think that’s very funny given my actual racial background, upbringing etc.

    I see what people WILL think is that, if they THOUGHT I were white, I’m too liberal because I don’t like racism. Which is again still racist, ok no more, no more.

    Can’t stay glued to this post, must stop reading and replying.

    OK No more. =) Have fun people, I just hate racist people.

  23. combustion8

    Her small mouth would make me feel more than adequate… did I mention I have a thing for asians?

  24. LilRach

    She’s the Asian equivilent to Paris Hilton

  25. saltpeanuts

    I don’t care what any of you say; Bai Ling is welcome to give my prostate a tongue bath any time she desires. I pride myself on keeping it nice and clean and tidy, just on the chance that this opportunity presents itself. I’d ride that like the Lone Ranger rides Silver. Long and hard and I’d put ‘er away wet and tired.

  26. Fugurself

    @74, that’s already been said @26.

  27. LilRach

    #76 Fukurself – Well i’m very sorry! Who the fuck are you the SF Police?!

    I’m sorry but i don’t have quite as much time on my hands as you do to read through every single post.

  28. azcoyote

    #63 you are the biggest fool ever…

    You said.. “White people have it lucky, they don’t have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children”

    Really? I suppose white people are to blame for the fact that typical white neighborhoods are safer than minority neighborhoods? I bet white people are also to blame for the fact that they have a higher employment rate (assume because they want jobs) and lower unemployment (read that as welfare) rate that many minorities. Not all of course but many. You paint an evil picture of whitey their you racist.

    I got news for you, all people (white included) have to worry about how the world will be when they bring up their kids. Especially a world where people like you attack whitey and blame him for all your woes.

    So who is making assumptions? You ran out your “white America is to blame” campaign pretty damn fast. Talk about racism. Stop blaming whitey and get on with your life you fucking loser. If you get no job, no money, and no success from your life, it is YOUR fault, not white people, black people or yellow people. Yours. Some day all you poor fucking minorities will have to get off your collective asses and take responsibility for your lives instead of whining that some other group disenfranchised you….

  29. azcoyote

    #63 you are the biggest fool ever…

    You said.. “White people have it lucky, they don’t have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children”

    Really? I suppose white people are to blame for the fact that typical white neighborhoods are safer than minority neighborhoods? I bet white people are also to blame for the fact that they have a higher employment rate (assume because they want jobs) and lower unemployment (read that as welfare) rate that many minorities. Not all of course but many. You paint an evil picture of whitey their you racist.

    I got news for you, all people (white included) have to worry about how the world will be when they bring up their kids. Especially a world where people like you attack whitey and blame him for all your woes.

    So who is making assumptions? You ran out your “white America is to blame” campaign pretty damn fast. Talk about racism. Stop blaming whitey and get on with your life you fucking loser. If you get no job, no money, and no success from your life, it is YOUR fault, not white people, black people or yellow people. Yours. Some day all you poor fucking minorities will have to get off your collective asses and take responsibility for your lives instead of whining that some other group disenfranchised you….

    Loser….

  30. Fugurself

    @79, minor correction: Whites have a higher employment rate. They also have the highest percentage of people receiving welfare.

  31. beezlbubby

    Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they’re arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don’t even think that person’s post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person’s upset over racist comments, I didn’t see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here…

  32. missykissy

    me love you long time.

  33. beezlbubby

    Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they’re arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don’t even think that person’s post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person’s upset over racist comments, I didn’t see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here…

  34. missykissy

    me love you long time

  35. beezlbubby

    Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they’re arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don’t even think that person’s post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person’s upset over racist comments, I didn’t see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here…

  36. reptilicus

    WHO????????????????????????

    LOL!11111111111111111111111

  37. reptilicus

    WHO?

    LOL!111

  38. beezlbubby

    Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they’re arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures, or violent. I don’t even think that person’s post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person’s upset over racist comments, I didn’t see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here…

  39. bunnyhugger

    mrs.t, 49 & 57:
    you rock my world!!

    folks, this has the sour stench of a new troll… you KNOW HOW I HATE THEM TROLLS!!!

    however, served with beef and broccoli in a light brown sauce, i understand they can be quite tasty.

    ooh, ooh! i have a racial epithat (?) to share.
    down south, the crackers like the term “jungle bunny”
    heard that one, justin? can edna report me?

    i find it offensive, too, but this site is about that shit. and i hug ALL bunnies!

  40. bunnyhugger

    mrs.t, 49 & 57:
    you rock my world!!

    folks, this has the sour stench of a new troll… you KNOW HOW I HATE THEM TROLLS!!!

    however, served with beef and broccoli in a light brown sauce, i understand they can be quite tasty.

    ooh, ooh! i have a racial epithat (?) to share.
    down south, the crackers like the term “jungle bunny”
    heard that one, justin? can edna report me?

    i find it offensive, too, but this site is about that shit. and i hug ALL bunnies!

  41. combustion8

    Would I be a racist if I said pancakeface?

  42. combustion8

    Would I be a racist if I said pancakeface?

  43. I’m not sure how she got famous, but I don’t really see the appeal…

  44. TOPAZ21

    I’m not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I’ve heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
    #79, I wouldn’t generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you’d ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don’t have the energy to anymore.
    On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class…and why the fuck do I care?

  45. TOPAZ21

    I’m not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I’ve heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
    #79, I wouldn’t generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you’d ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don’t have the energy to anymore.
    On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class…and why the fuck do I care?

  46. TOPAZ21

    I’m not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I’ve heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
    #79, I wouldn’t generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you’d ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don’t have the energy to anymore.
    On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class…and why the fuck do I care?

  47. deluxxe

    wtf is that weird sore on her finger?

  48. TOPAZ21

    I’m not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I’ve heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
    #79, I wouldn’t generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you’d ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don’t have the energy to anymore.
    On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class…and why the fuck do I care?

  49. who dude?

    She’s actually done some decent stuff. I don’t know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.

    Wait a minute? This sounds familiar…

  50. beezlbubby

    Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they’re arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don’t even think that person’s post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person’s upset over racist comments, I didn’t see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here…

    BTW, WOW Bai Ling has some MAN hands.

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