Bai Ling is rejoicing the plea bargain in her Valentine’s Day shoplifting arrest. You know, the one where she got picked up for stealing batteries and two Star magazines for a total of $16.22 and didn’t even try to pay for the shit on the spot. Well, Bai Ling is apparently pleased as hell with the outcome, according to the thumbs-up picture from her blog:
Theft dismissed and I am innocent!Yes!Yes!Yes!
I plead guilty today in court to ” DISTURBING THE PEACE “
Theft dismissed! yes! This is it! All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you truth is going to be told and I am innocent!!!
Except Bai Ling left out the part where she’s getting nailed with a $700 fine for, again, only sixteen bucks worth of crap. The AP reports:
In the plea deal requested by her attorney, she agreed Wednesday to plead guilty to disturbing the peace and to pay a fine and penalties totaling $700, city attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan said.
What an amazing legal maneuver. The next time I’m in trouble with the law, I’m getting my legal advice from Bai Ling. What’s that? The cops can’t prove it’s me if I leave prints all over the scene? I’m on it! Put my drivers license in the victim’s mouth? Makes sense. I better leave a Post-It with my correct address though. Don’t want them going to the wrong house. Ha! Could you imagine?
Jennifer2 | March 6, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I am just a bit curious…Her profile was found on millionaire dating site”BillionaireCupid.co m’last week.
Ding | March 6, 2008 at 12:03 pm
First?
Ding | March 6, 2008 at 12:03 pm
First?
jrz | March 6, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Me so happy. Me ruv judge rong time.
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This Guy | March 6, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Possibly jrz will chime in with something more over-the-top, but you have to admit that her own writing is already a parody of Asian-speak.
mamadough | March 6, 2008 at 12:06 pm
go go godzirra! and damn you #1! it’s bad enough we have to put up with your dumb as shit advertising and then you go and make sure your post is at the very top. and the dumb shall inherit the earth.
This Guy | March 6, 2008 at 12:06 pm
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Jane | March 6, 2008 at 12:08 pm
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Ted from LA | March 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Opinions:
There are billions of drop dead beautiful Asian women worldwide. Why, then, are almost all the famous Asian women in America uglier than hell? You could use that doctor’s face from Grey’s Anatomy to make monster cookies. I’ll bet Mike’s goat looks better than this thief.
Clem | March 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Shame she couldn’t pay to get her butt-ugly mug-shot erased from the collective memory of all humanity too.
kathy | March 6, 2008 at 12:10 pm
she is the epitome of stupid dink dink. this is why i hate asians.
nipolian | March 6, 2008 at 12:11 pm
“All the darkness went away, the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer ”
I fucking knew it!!!!!!…………..Bai Ling is the one spamming the shit out of this sight with the bullshit dating sites……….I knew I knew ya.
nev | March 6, 2008 at 12:12 pm
This bitch is ugly with out that mask of make up.
Mike's goat | March 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I’m hot and you fucking know it.
Quinn | March 6, 2008 at 12:16 pm
What an UGLY CLOWN
Anonymous | March 6, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Jennifer2:
Why are you curious? You’re here every fucking day posting the same fucking drivel over and over. Your sites are identity stealing sites, we all know it, so why don’t you take your sites and stick them up your worthless ass, you dumb cunt?
RichPort | March 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I can’t help it… everytime I see her I think of that scene from Revenge of the Nerds where the football player asked the Asian geek “Do you know karate?” and the geek says “No”, to which the football player responds by putting his dirty jockstrap on the geek’s head.
Am-Skray Jerk Off | March 6, 2008 at 12:20 pm
And now……my impression of Random Fuck # 6 & 8 “This Guy”: I’m so very jaded by everyone else. I *choke choke choke choke gasps for air hock hock hock* ugh…sorry, Pubic Hair Ball.
Frank Lucas' Bitch | March 6, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I don’t know why but she looks pretty hot in that picture. Now if you excuse me, I’ll go shoot myself.
Zim | March 6, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Her fine originally was much lower, but then the judge notice that her check had MSG and he got pissed off because he specifically told her no MSG.
D. Richards (Filthified.) | March 6, 2008 at 12:28 pm
The truth came out? Huh? Bai Ling steals and the court decides to charge her with disturbing the peace; that’s like getting charged with a speeding ticket and your lawyer getting it reduced to a moving violation.
You were still speeding.
Also: Bai Ling’s IQ must be in the lower eighties.
The Office Whore | March 6, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Who the fuck is that? Mimi?
Lyssou | March 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm
The superficial you crack me up =)
That really was a bad move on her part, but who is she anyway :p ?
April | March 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Like #6 said Bai Ling is a self-parody. “the sunlight really come back to me with a huge smile right now dance in my trailer Yes! Yes! Yes!” Is she putting us on??? Or does she not realize that she’s a walking SNL skit?
Bigheadmike | March 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
just a hole….
She is just a hole.
The Beer Baron | March 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm
She is such a retarded FOB. You bring shame to all Asians, worldwide.
FRIST!!! | March 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I got a speeding ticket reduced to manslaughter once..
Jimbo | March 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm
The question then is:
Who is the bigger idiot
Me or Bai ?
D. Richards | March 6, 2008 at 12:42 pm
#29 — Manslaughter? Frist, don’t have to lie us; You were charged with prostitution.
Xanthia | March 6, 2008 at 12:43 pm
who the heck was her criminal defense attorney??? Britney Spears or Whanker Pete Dougherty?
and don’t forget to add the cappx. $2,000 to the $700.00 fine for the great advise!
shouldn’t she be deported by now?
FRIST!!! | March 6, 2008 at 12:44 pm
#31, yeah, but you would know that, you being there and all..
IWONKY | March 6, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Is she using Gollum’s hand for the thumbs-up?
Xanthia | March 6, 2008 at 12:46 pm
DAMN! “cappx” – make that – Appx.
sorry.
Dick Dicks | March 6, 2008 at 12:47 pm
#33? Do mean because I was there, purchasing your mouth?
‘No eye contact (Smack)!’ Remember?
Auntie Kryst | March 6, 2008 at 12:50 pm
I could not understand most of her haiku, but I did laugh about dancing in her trailer. You know she means her real trailer, i.e. her home. This D list actress isn’t ever given an on-set trailer. When she is lucky enough to get work she has to change in the ladies room.
Engrish is type hard.
Hor Lady Kissing | March 6, 2008 at 12:51 pm
She’s so hot and sexy! Love her hot pics and videos very much.
smalldickdickdick | March 6, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Dick Dick, not even Mikes goat would give you a second look.
IWONKY | March 6, 2008 at 12:52 pm
post something else, please – ugly oozing from pic
killer | March 6, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I’d like to suck her nipples.
brevity guy | March 6, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Devil: “Hey, where’s my thumb?”
Bai: “Ha ha, I’ve got it.”
Devil: “Holy shit, that is my thumb! You so crazy Bai.”
Martin Lawrence: “Hey devil, why are you stealing my catch phrase?”
Devil: “Why are you making a sequel to Wild Hogs, you evil fuck?”
Martin has no comeback. Bai does a sassy snap with her devil fingers. Fin.
IWONKY | March 6, 2008 at 1:04 pm
someone else sensed the thumb was evil…
IWONKY | March 6, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I bet she could give you a fist job and an enema at the same time.
D. Richards (Slob.) | March 6, 2008 at 1:20 pm
#39 — You’re a moron. Did you not realize that was I was buying Frist’s flapper?
And if Mike’s goat wouldn’t put out, I’d just rape it, anally.
Girl | March 6, 2008 at 1:22 pm
#13, go fuck yourself
Asian Girl | March 6, 2008 at 1:29 pm
#13, go ruck yourrelf.
FRIST!!! | March 6, 2008 at 1:31 pm
#45 that would explain Mike’s and your rashes..
Ugly skinny Asians (cheap sex toys) | March 6, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I must admit they are a populous pitiful race of scrawny black-eyed black-haired slant-eyed automatons. Fuk fuk suk suk. No wonder Japan is making all those robots. Hopefully they will next make sex adroids affordable with at least some ass so we can be done with cheap sucky fucky girls.
Hey G I R L do you and your sister still give cheap blow jobs and anal? Throw in your younger sister for the same cheap rate and we have a deal (if you buy the beer.)
HER POON SMELLS LIKE SOUR MILK | March 6, 2008 at 1:35 pm
how does this whore have a career? oh, yeah…the old suckie suckie routine.