Bai Ling is almost too good at dancing

June 18th, 2007 // 95 Comments

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Comments (95)

  1. jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    I watched her dance and already I’m hungry again.

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  2. jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    oh and FRIST bitches!

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  3. Boo-yaH | June 18, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    Bai Ling sucky sucky at dancing.

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  4. Woodie | June 18, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    #1 – Good one.

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  5. yeah right | June 18, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    who the hell’s bai ling? i think i say her at the front porch of my neighbor’s house during halloween…comin out of the ground scarin kids and stuff…what the hell

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  6. veggi | June 18, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    hmm. I almost had something to say before I fell asleeep and hit my head on my desk.

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  7. Lindsay | June 18, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Omg
    She is too good
    I could never compete
    Her style and moves blind me with their greatness!

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  8. oh well | June 18, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    @1 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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  9. poorlycutpaperdoll | June 18, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    her top is ridiculous as her dance

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  10. ada | June 18, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    omg =))

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  11. Summer Kat | June 18, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Who the fuck is Bai Ling?

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  12. Bern | June 18, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    Who lets an epileptic Asian boy into a porn star’s party? Irresponsible.

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  13. Boba Fett | June 18, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Somebody help that girl…….she’s having a seizure.

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  14. Coop | June 18, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    Did anyone else watch long enough to see her molest the midget????

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  15. oh well | June 18, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    But the best part is when she freaks a midget while “Closer” by NIN plays. yes, I really did type that correctly. A midget.

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  16. hollyj | June 18, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    That’s what cyanide poisoning looks like, folks.

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  17. cunnybrook | June 18, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    @12 Bern I am one of the retards who went to your page and listlessly looked for the boob shot because I didn’t actually read what you wrote. But I eventually found it and it was remarkable. Good job Bernie. As usual. Boobs galore.

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  18. lambman | June 18, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    I love Bai Ling, she’s just so refreshingly crazy…not drug addict anorexic car crashing crazy…but you know, the good kind

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  19. Quinn | June 18, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    obviously HIGH
    she’s pathetic!!

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  20. DefinatelyTrying | June 18, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    I would for sure hit that fast ass in a N.Y. minute.

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  21. Minefield | June 18, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    She was at Mariah Carey’s party- Bai Ling is obviously not in a good place right now. That’s a hard fall for a girl who was once so well-known for her award winning roles in… and… you know…

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  22. Mr. Nice | June 18, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    You guys suck.
    She dances great. She looks good. This is a dance floor for christ’s sake!!!!
    She is having a good time and you guys are plain jealous. You can’t shake your legs or asses.

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  23. Sarah | June 18, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    COKE

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  24. jenny | June 18, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Is it possible that she’s on drugs? Maybe? Perhaps? and haha @ 16

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  25. Jimbo | June 18, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    @22 Mr. Nice – Bite Me!! Tell you mother I will give her the $20 I owe her after I hit the ATM machine. She love me long time!

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  26. canuck | June 18, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    LOL #6!!!!

    I would love to see her break it down on the same dancefloor as Lindsey Lohan while Lindsey was doing her awesome high kicks. But only with Britney in the corner changing outfits and underwear with…well…with anyone, apparently.

    Yoko Ono rocks.

    What an awesome video.

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  27. TaraT | June 18, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    Hmm I wonder if she’s part of the PR China gymnasts team for the next Olympic Games! They’d definitely win with her!

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  28. hacksaw | June 18, 2007 at 2:05 pm
  29. daylin | June 18, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    Classic video with the midgets making an appearance. That’s how the video of my birth went. I was born, then a midget busted in and started to dance around my cold, naked, sticky body!

    FYI…that midget better go watch his face or else he might get a sexaually transmitted 3rd world disease from Bai Ling’s crotch!

    WASH UR FACE!

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  30. Kris | June 18, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    Umm. Eww.

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  31. mirzu | June 18, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    Cocaine is one hellava drug.

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  32. jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Jrztroll, you shoulda taken credit for that one yourself, in #1, that’s pretty funny. Whenever I see Bai Ling, all I can say are stupid “Me so hohnee” jokes.

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  33. BlackBanana | June 18, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Wow, it’s amazing how quickly this already outlandish display took on R-Kelly proportions with the inclusion of the midget.

    jrzmommy, you totally earned the spit-take.

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  34. Ooba Gooba | June 18, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    I missed the midget. I could only handle about 30 seconds of this.

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  35. Elaine Benis | June 18, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Dancing? It was more like a full body dry heave.

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  36. cracka | June 18, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    She probably licked Lohan and is high as a kite….

    But really.. i always see shit on her… who is she?

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  37. Kathleen | June 18, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    She’s clearly on ecstasy.

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  38. TigerLilly | June 18, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Peter and I like her because she looks something like me, dark hair, Indian skin, but I bet she a dirty little girl by the way she shakes it.

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  39. Hagar7 | June 18, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    If I’d known that you could actually make a career out of being cast in one of the Star Wars prequels (as what the hell I couldn’t say) and having your part end up on the cutting room floor, I’d have auditioned my damn self.

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  40. MDubs | June 18, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    High as a KITE.
    You know how I know?….
    She is on the verge of humping a midget.

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  41. JigglyPop | June 18, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

    Plus, while she was “dancing” with Smalley McShorty, did anyone else notice the DJ roll into “Go Shorty- It’s yer Birfday”

    Classic ownage by the DJ

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  42. earlystart | June 18, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Ok, so she dances a little funny, but i mean, who doesn’t at some point when you’re out and having fun? You guys must really be bored because there’s nothing to see here.

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  43. krazihottkelli | June 18, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    she lookz like one of thoze
    little kidz in Indonezia that
    are pimped out to fat American
    zick=oz for $10.00..poor kid!

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  44. Josh Lavarn | June 18, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    She’s almost as good as Napoleon Dynamite.

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  45. ed | June 18, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    everyone reacts differently to acid

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  46. jenster | June 18, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    I heard angelina is trying to adopt her.

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  47. loci | June 18, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    the dwarf knows he’s in with a chance with a spastic, but he still has second thoughts.

    can you be too uncool for a dwarf…do even little people have standards?

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  48. jrzmommy | June 18, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    what’s a spit-take?

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  49. Lowlands | June 18, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    What you see here is a piece of history.From Maoistic parades to capitalistic moves.Or did she bathe in the river Yangtze?

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  50. Jewel | June 18, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    She could be the next STAR WARS KID!

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