Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy’s book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the damn thing. I wish more women would take their tops off sporadically. You know, for the economy and stuff. But will those fat-cats in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with “a degree in economics” who “doesn’t get financial advice from a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Hey, I’ll have you know this stuff makes me all kinds of money. What’s that, whiskey? Diversify my funds with nachos? ON IT!
NOTE: Pics link to uncensored versions that are NSFW on account of the aforementioned nipple escape-age.
rj | May 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
yeeeeeep!
bubba | May 12, 2008 at 4:44 pm
wtf are those
Bai Ling | May 12, 2008 at 4:47 pm
RIRST!!!
combustion8 | May 12, 2008 at 4:47 pm
ass crack sores?
I’d still hit it… I have a thing for human sized praying mantis’s.
Laura H | May 12, 2008 at 4:53 pm
My bikini top came off a little at the beach this weekend…but on accident.
deacon jones | May 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Nice, this hole must have a little bit of Phillipino in her, they always have huge nipples
FRIST!!! | May 12, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Pretty bad when you are so skinny can’t even keep a bathing suit on. She reminds me of that guy from that movie “Into the Wild” the last part.
I know I used that on the Amy post too, but that movie freaked me out and I just watched it last night..
Quinn | May 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm
She is so unattractive
Now I know what YokoOno’s nipples must look like
That thing looks like a rickity old woman that’s been tube fed for a year.
I’m moving back to the anniston post.
Texas Tranny | May 12, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Nice, i’d love to nurse on her nipples.
Cash | May 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Yeah great, now where the hell are the Topless Megan Fox photos that TMZ and FlyNet have posted, only without the GD stars and crap over her fun bits?
dude | May 12, 2008 at 5:04 pm
And that my friends, is why you never buy a used bathing suit.
On another note, I always wondered who owned the world’s ugliest nipples. Nice to have that settled.
Dazz | May 12, 2008 at 5:05 pm
@#2 bubba
those are the robotic insects designed by the army – see geekologie associated site
somehow ling-ling got a hold of them early. the chinese are always one goddam step ahead.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/no_seriously_i_really_mean_it.php#comment
Jimbo | May 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Dang, you could hang your car keys on those bad boys!!
restingonlaurels | May 12, 2008 at 5:12 pm
oooh i really wanted to see “into the wild”. if i have to see more of this, though… perhaps i’ll reconsider. is he wearing a bikini too?
Jimboooo! | May 12, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Long body is looooooooong.
veggi | May 12, 2008 at 5:16 pm
She’s a dream girl! Lesbian toe sex is great, but everybody does it. How many chicks can you find who can do lesbian nipple sex?
Dazz | May 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm
update on the developing robotic story: those are *not* in fact the robotic insects where most peoples nips actually are. ylang ylang her self *is* a robot. the nipples are where she shoots out the lasers just like the fembots in Austin Powers.
no way | May 12, 2008 at 5:19 pm
nice nips bai!
Bayring | May 12, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I rahnt somebody suck on my nippirr.
bootlips | May 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Great nips.
Famous Plastic | May 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I can guarantee that this was not a nip “slip”. She is such an attention mongering whore.
tylor | May 12, 2008 at 5:44 pm
this is deff. not a nip slip if she goes and takes off her whole top.
Dick Bush | May 12, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I have to admit it, she looks good.
??? | May 12, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Beat it, Clepto Gook.
Bootlips, you disappoint me…
Mike | May 12, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Who dressed up that little boy in a girl’s bathing suit?
Erica | May 12, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Great, to die for body, but NASTY NIPS! ew. what the fuck.
pistola | May 12, 2008 at 6:55 pm
if u think she’s too skinny then you’re probably fat.
admittedly, she’s thin, but she has a nice shape for her size.
(the nipples aren’t too snazzy though.)
Ted from LA | May 12, 2008 at 6:58 pm
What, may I ask, is wrong with her nipples? Do you prefer small ones? I think they’re perfect. Jimmy and Ted from LA give her two thumbs up
Lana | May 12, 2008 at 7:15 pm
LOLL some of the comments are hilarious.
jess | May 12, 2008 at 7:29 pm
She sure is wearing a lot of eye makeup for a chick at the beach.
And for Ted and Jimmy #28: if you like these nipples you’ll have to convince your wives to breast feed b/c they look just like hers. Personally, us chicks think they’re gross, but we always thrilled when you guys like anything about our bodies. Enjoy!
jess | May 12, 2008 at 7:30 pm
She sure is wearing a lot of eye makeup for a chick at the beach.
And for Ted and Jimmy #28: if you like these nipples you’ll have to convince your wives to breast feed b/c they look just like hers. Personally, us chicks think they’re gross, but we always thrilled when you guys like anything about our bodies. Enjoy!
Binky | May 12, 2008 at 7:59 pm
I’m still not going to watch Transformers.
Take that Hollywood !
Read it and weep Babe…
disillusionisreal | May 12, 2008 at 8:14 pm
ewwwww.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | May 12, 2008 at 8:14 pm
(This Mr. Binkwad guy a bit crazy ? He on wrong link)
Cliff Notes : (He was probably distracted by all the flesh.)
alisa | May 12, 2008 at 8:44 pm
she has theeee perfect body……. but damn big nips
Stanley | May 12, 2008 at 8:54 pm
AHHHHH my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George | May 12, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Those nipples are hot, no joke. I would just love to spend a week in Hawaii sucking and biting them. I bet her bottom set of lips are just as meaty. I’d love to do the same to them. These body parts of hers excuse her personality flaws. Yum.
joe | May 12, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Those nipples are amazing. I would love to do anything and everything to her.
Rocknrope | May 12, 2008 at 9:58 pm
She’s gotten wrecked 11 ways from Sunday by every whitie in Hollywood, her labia must look like a quarterstick of dynamite went off in it.
Hannah T | May 12, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Sorry….but she really needs to eat more.
grobpilot | May 12, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Her nipples look like big, asian-flavored gummy bears.
Nikky Raney | May 12, 2008 at 10:59 pm
this is news to who? she’s always falling out
Nikky Raney | May 12, 2008 at 11:00 pm
those are the most disgusting nipples i have ever seen
Nikky Raney | May 12, 2008 at 11:02 pm
6. deacon jones – May 12, 2008 4:55 PM
Nice, this hole must have a little bit of Phillipino in her, they always have huge nipples
I am Filipino,
and I assure you
my nipples do NOT look like that
Ted from LA | May 12, 2008 at 11:43 pm
#31 Jess,
My wife did breast feed our four kids. Her nipples were big before doing so and after doing so (no change). They’re a blast. I still don’t know what people like. Jen Assiston has big nipples = good. Bai has big nipples = bad. It’s probably just racism. I am an equal opportunity pervert.
nippleness | May 12, 2008 at 11:56 pm
her nipples look like fingers. creepy.
sam-bagao | May 13, 2008 at 12:07 am
@6 deacon.. u racist mothaF.. hope u go to hell and ogt ur dick fried.. extra crispy.. SOB
poor Bai ling.. post is underneath Megan’s post.LOL..what a comparison..
Definitely Not My Type, But... | May 13, 2008 at 12:57 am
She’s one of the many proving that NOT all women have cellulite. And she’s almost 40, if not already.
If you believe all women have cellulite, look at most Asian women: only the obese usually do. Whereas there are plenty slim Causian women with cellulite.
Violet | May 13, 2008 at 1:09 am
A little skinny for my taste, but I love her nipples. Very hot on tiny boobs.
momo | May 13, 2008 at 1:43 am
hello from ShenZhen China
hey I just got done bagging a KTV girl from last night that looked just like BL.
Funny thing is this morning I noticed 3 things:
1) her ass musta scrumped my sheets.
2) she dont look so hot w/o all that make up (and me sober)
3) I dont remember her eating all that garlic.
oh shit,
#4 my wallets gone.
nice shins BL….