Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy’s book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the damn thing. I wish more women would take their tops off sporadically. You know, for the economy and stuff. But will those fat-cats in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with “a degree in economics” who “doesn’t get financial advice from a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Hey, I’ll have you know this stuff makes me all kinds of money. What’s that, whiskey? Diversify my funds with nachos? ON IT!
NOTE: Pics link to uncensored versions that are NSFW on account of the aforementioned nipple escape-age.
yeeeeeep!
wtf are those
RIRST!!!
ass crack sores?
I’d still hit it… I have a thing for human sized praying mantis’s.
My bikini top came off a little at the beach this weekend…but on accident.
Nice, this hole must have a little bit of Phillipino in her, they always have huge nipples
Pretty bad when you are so skinny can’t even keep a bathing suit on. She reminds me of that guy from that movie “Into the Wild” the last part.
I know I used that on the Amy post too, but that movie freaked me out and I just watched it last night..
She is so unattractive
Now I know what YokoOno’s nipples must look like
That thing looks like a rickity old woman that’s been tube fed for a year.
I’m moving back to the anniston post.
Nice, i’d love to nurse on her nipples.
Yeah great, now where the hell are the Topless Megan Fox photos that TMZ and FlyNet have posted, only without the GD stars and crap over her fun bits?
And that my friends, is why you never buy a used bathing suit.
On another note, I always wondered who owned the world’s ugliest nipples. Nice to have that settled.
@#2 bubba
those are the robotic insects designed by the army – see geekologie associated site
somehow ling-ling got a hold of them early. the chinese are always one goddam step ahead.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/no_seriously_i_really_mean_it.php#comment
Dang, you could hang your car keys on those bad boys!!
oooh i really wanted to see “into the wild”. if i have to see more of this, though… perhaps i’ll reconsider. is he wearing a bikini too?
Long body is looooooooong.
She’s a dream girl! Lesbian toe sex is great, but everybody does it. How many chicks can you find who can do lesbian nipple sex?
update on the developing robotic story: those are *not* in fact the robotic insects where most peoples nips actually are. ylang ylang her self *is* a robot. the nipples are where she shoots out the lasers just like the fembots in Austin Powers.
nice nips bai!
I rahnt somebody suck on my nippirr.
Great nips.
I can guarantee that this was not a nip “slip”. She is such an attention mongering whore.
this is deff. not a nip slip if she goes and takes off her whole top.
I have to admit it, she looks good.
Beat it, Clepto Gook.
Bootlips, you disappoint me…
Who dressed up that little boy in a girl’s bathing suit?
Great, to die for body, but NASTY NIPS! ew. what the fuck.
if u think she’s too skinny then you’re probably fat.
admittedly, she’s thin, but she has a nice shape for her size.
(the nipples aren’t too snazzy though.)
What, may I ask, is wrong with her nipples? Do you prefer small ones? I think they’re perfect. Jimmy and Ted from LA give her two thumbs up
LOLL some of the comments are hilarious.
She sure is wearing a lot of eye makeup for a chick at the beach.
And for Ted and Jimmy #28: if you like these nipples you’ll have to convince your wives to breast feed b/c they look just like hers. Personally, us chicks think they’re gross, but we always thrilled when you guys like anything about our bodies. Enjoy!
She sure is wearing a lot of eye makeup for a chick at the beach.
And for Ted and Jimmy #28: if you like these nipples you’ll have to convince your wives to breast feed b/c they look just like hers. Personally, us chicks think they’re gross, but we always thrilled when you guys like anything about our bodies. Enjoy!
I’m still not going to watch Transformers.
Take that Hollywood !
Read it and weep Babe…
ewwwww.
(This Mr. Binkwad guy a bit crazy ? He on wrong link)
Cliff Notes : (He was probably distracted by all the flesh.)
she has theeee perfect body……. but damn big nips
AHHHHH my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those nipples are hot, no joke. I would just love to spend a week in Hawaii sucking and biting them. I bet her bottom set of lips are just as meaty. I’d love to do the same to them. These body parts of hers excuse her personality flaws. Yum.
Those nipples are amazing. I would love to do anything and everything to her.
She’s gotten wrecked 11 ways from Sunday by every whitie in Hollywood, her labia must look like a quarterstick of dynamite went off in it.
Sorry….but she really needs to eat more.
Her nipples look like big, asian-flavored gummy bears.
this is news to who? she’s always falling out
those are the most disgusting nipples i have ever seen
6. deacon jones – May 12, 2008 4:55 PM
Nice, this hole must have a little bit of Phillipino in her, they always have huge nipples
I am Filipino,
and I assure you
my nipples do NOT look like that
#31 Jess,
My wife did breast feed our four kids. Her nipples were big before doing so and after doing so (no change). They’re a blast. I still don’t know what people like. Jen Assiston has big nipples = good. Bai has big nipples = bad. It’s probably just racism. I am an equal opportunity pervert.
her nipples look like fingers. creepy.
@6 deacon.. u racist mothaF.. hope u go to hell and ogt ur dick fried.. extra crispy.. SOB
poor Bai ling.. post is underneath Megan’s post.LOL..what a comparison..
She’s one of the many proving that NOT all women have cellulite. And she’s almost 40, if not already.
If you believe all women have cellulite, look at most Asian women: only the obese usually do. Whereas there are plenty slim Causian women with cellulite.
A little skinny for my taste, but I love her nipples. Very hot on tiny boobs.
hello from ShenZhen China
hey I just got done bagging a KTV girl from last night that looked just like BL.
Funny thing is this morning I noticed 3 things:
1) her ass musta scrumped my sheets.
2) she dont look so hot w/o all that make up (and me sober)
3) I dont remember her eating all that garlic.
oh shit,
#4 my wallets gone.
nice shins BL….