Bai Ling’s nipples are ‘bai-ling’ out of her bikini (SWISH! Count it!)

May 12th, 2008 // 78 Comments

Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy’s book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the damn thing. I wish more women would take their tops off sporadically. You know, for the economy and stuff. But will those fat-cats in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with “a degree in economics” who “doesn’t get financial advice from a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Hey, I’ll have you know this stuff makes me all kinds of money. What’s that, whiskey? Diversify my funds with nachos? ON IT!

NOTE: Pics link to uncensored versions that are NSFW on account of the aforementioned nipple escape-age.

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  1. rj

    yeeeeeep!

  2. bubba

    wtf are those

  3. Bai Ling

    RIRST!!!

  4. combustion8

    ass crack sores?

    I’d still hit it… I have a thing for human sized praying mantis’s.

  5. Laura H

    My bikini top came off a little at the beach this weekend…but on accident.

  6. deacon jones

    Nice, this hole must have a little bit of Phillipino in her, they always have huge nipples

  7. Pretty bad when you are so skinny can’t even keep a bathing suit on. She reminds me of that guy from that movie “Into the Wild” the last part.

    I know I used that on the Amy post too, but that movie freaked me out and I just watched it last night..

  8. Quinn

    She is so unattractive
    Now I know what YokoOno’s nipples must look like
    That thing looks like a rickity old woman that’s been tube fed for a year.
    I’m moving back to the anniston post.

  9. Nice, i’d love to nurse on her nipples.

  10. Cash

    Yeah great, now where the hell are the Topless Megan Fox photos that TMZ and FlyNet have posted, only without the GD stars and crap over her fun bits?

  11. dude

    And that my friends, is why you never buy a used bathing suit.

    On another note, I always wondered who owned the world’s ugliest nipples. Nice to have that settled.

  12. Dazz

    @#2 bubba

    those are the robotic insects designed by the army – see geekologie associated site

    somehow ling-ling got a hold of them early. the chinese are always one goddam step ahead.

    http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/no_seriously_i_really_mean_it.php#comment

  13. Dang, you could hang your car keys on those bad boys!!

  14. restingonlaurels

    oooh i really wanted to see “into the wild”. if i have to see more of this, though… perhaps i’ll reconsider. is he wearing a bikini too?

  15. Jimboooo!

    Long body is looooooooong.

  16. veggi

    She’s a dream girl! Lesbian toe sex is great, but everybody does it. How many chicks can you find who can do lesbian nipple sex?

  17. Dazz

    update on the developing robotic story: those are *not* in fact the robotic insects where most peoples nips actually are. ylang ylang her self *is* a robot. the nipples are where she shoots out the lasers just like the fembots in Austin Powers.

  18. no way

    nice nips bai!

  19. Bayring

    I rahnt somebody suck on my nippirr.

  20. bootlips

    Great nips.

  21. I can guarantee that this was not a nip “slip”. She is such an attention mongering whore.

  22. tylor

    this is deff. not a nip slip if she goes and takes off her whole top.

  23. Dick Bush

    I have to admit it, she looks good.

  24. ???

    Beat it, Clepto Gook.

    Bootlips, you disappoint me…

  25. Mike

    Who dressed up that little boy in a girl’s bathing suit?

  26. Erica

    Great, to die for body, but NASTY NIPS! ew. what the fuck.

  27. pistola

    if u think she’s too skinny then you’re probably fat.

    admittedly, she’s thin, but she has a nice shape for her size.

    (the nipples aren’t too snazzy though.)

  28. Ted from LA

    What, may I ask, is wrong with her nipples? Do you prefer small ones? I think they’re perfect. Jimmy and Ted from LA give her two thumbs up

  29. Lana

    LOLL some of the comments are hilarious.

  30. jess

    She sure is wearing a lot of eye makeup for a chick at the beach.

    And for Ted and Jimmy #28: if you like these nipples you’ll have to convince your wives to breast feed b/c they look just like hers. Personally, us chicks think they’re gross, but we always thrilled when you guys like anything about our bodies. Enjoy!

  31. jess

    She sure is wearing a lot of eye makeup for a chick at the beach.

    And for Ted and Jimmy #28: if you like these nipples you’ll have to convince your wives to breast feed b/c they look just like hers. Personally, us chicks think they’re gross, but we always thrilled when you guys like anything about our bodies. Enjoy!

  32. I’m still not going to watch Transformers.
    Take that Hollywood !
    Read it and weep Babe…

  33. (This Mr. Binkwad guy a bit crazy ? He on wrong link)
    Cliff Notes : (He was probably distracted by all the flesh.)

  34. alisa

    she has theeee perfect body……. but damn big nips

  35. AHHHHH my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. George

    Those nipples are hot, no joke. I would just love to spend a week in Hawaii sucking and biting them. I bet her bottom set of lips are just as meaty. I’d love to do the same to them. These body parts of hers excuse her personality flaws. Yum.

  37. joe

    Those nipples are amazing. I would love to do anything and everything to her.

  38. She’s gotten wrecked 11 ways from Sunday by every whitie in Hollywood, her labia must look like a quarterstick of dynamite went off in it.

  39. Hannah T

    Sorry….but she really needs to eat more.

  40. grobpilot

    Her nipples look like big, asian-flavored gummy bears.

  41. Nikky Raney

    this is news to who? she’s always falling out

  42. Nikky Raney

    those are the most disgusting nipples i have ever seen

  43. Nikky Raney

    6. deacon jones – May 12, 2008 4:55 PM

    Nice, this hole must have a little bit of Phillipino in her, they always have huge nipples

    I am Filipino,
    and I assure you
    my nipples do NOT look like that

  44. Ted from LA

    #31 Jess,
    My wife did breast feed our four kids. Her nipples were big before doing so and after doing so (no change). They’re a blast. I still don’t know what people like. Jen Assiston has big nipples = good. Bai has big nipples = bad. It’s probably just racism. I am an equal opportunity pervert.

  45. nippleness

    her nipples look like fingers. creepy.

  46. sam-bagao

    @6 deacon.. u racist mothaF.. hope u go to hell and ogt ur dick fried.. extra crispy.. SOB

    poor Bai ling.. post is underneath Megan’s post.LOL..what a comparison..

  47. Definitely Not My Type, But...

    She’s one of the many proving that NOT all women have cellulite. And she’s almost 40, if not already.

    If you believe all women have cellulite, look at most Asian women: only the obese usually do. Whereas there are plenty slim Causian women with cellulite.

  48. A little skinny for my taste, but I love her nipples. Very hot on tiny boobs.

  49. momo

    hello from ShenZhen China
    hey I just got done bagging a KTV girl from last night that looked just like BL.
    Funny thing is this morning I noticed 3 things:

    1) her ass musta scrumped my sheets.
    2) she dont look so hot w/o all that make up (and me sober)
    3) I dont remember her eating all that garlic.

    oh shit,
    #4 my wallets gone.

    nice shins BL….

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