Bai Ling at Silent Hill premiere

I had a chick like her once. Quickest cure to yellow fever ever.

57 I agree. Landman is funny but he does seem really obsessed with his penis. And I’m kind of worried about him because with every post it gets bigger and bigger and longer and longer. I’m afraid it’s going to explode (not in the good way).

WHo is she? I haven’t the slightest idea! I havenever seen her before that picture.

FYI
Reason why her career didnt go anywhere: She can’t speak English very well!

Shes on “But Can They Sing”
Check this shit out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3NU9nB082M&search=bai%20ling

It was TERRIBLE! But not as bad as her outfit and clown wig.

87 and 88 – People here always says it’s wrong to agree with yourself but I disagree. Quite frankly, I think it’s very amusing unless you’re Meganharris.

Is that the one with the gold wig? The site’s not workin’ for me.

that jacket looks familiar…

OH, MY GOD….
BAI LING KILLED KENNY!
YOU BASTARD!!

#62 and #67. If you are going to post under different names try to hide that fact better. AS for “Who used Oriental” anymore, well I just drove by a store owned by Iranians that was selling “Oriental Rugs” so what, you’re saying nobody uses oriental anymore, are you saying that the owners of the store and the makers of the rugs are nobodys? Because their Iranian? God you’re just a racist. Oh and as for Defending Bai Ling because she has done 35 movies. Yeah, so has Tara Reid, and that doesn’t mean she ain’t a big bucket O’ Skank.

You need to check Bai Ling out on GoFugYourself.com. THey have a section dedicated to her.

Oh, yeah, #67, you pretend to know so much about Wang Chung here that you reversed her names! It’s BAI LING, numbnoid, not LING BAI. You rike sucky sucky, don’t you?

P.s.
Love Bai Ling’s Herman Munster boots. Where can I get some of those?

Funny… this has turned into a thing about race. Probably because of all the lame ane retarded jokes that are inserted. I haven’t seen jokes on any other comment section. Why this one?

The point of this site is to bash celebs, not pick at ethnicity stuff. This place is getting lame.

@107

That is the tiniest jacket I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure that she’s the bitch who stole it off of my Rock N’ Roll Cabbage Patch. Even if it wasn’t for the fact that she has the scariest nipples of all time (seriously, do a search on Bai Ling on bastardly.com), I would hate her for making Mrs. Sparkles the most shabbily dressed Cabbage Patch in my collection.

Losers who post on stereotypes about race. It’s funny how you make fun of slanty eyes and not being able to see when you’re probably sitting there with contacts or glasses in. I could make comments about your white asses or whatever races you are, but I can think of other things to say instead of stoop to racist jokes.

She wouldn’t be as bad if her clothes were not so ugly.

#113

technically, the only ppl you’re not allowed to make fun of are black ppl. And jews. Possibly armenians, because they got fkkked up a bit too.
But no one ever complains when ppl make fun of chicks and tag on ‘whore’ and ‘fat’.
And there’s always tons of gay comments too.
Any comment on that?

115 – I think gay comments are stupid and ignorant as well. BUT, “whore” and “fat” are subjective. You can’t REALLY prove whore or fat (well technically you can with statistics and such, but it is still highly subjective), it’s just based on opinion. I understand making fun of a celebrity, but when you make fun of their race it stops being ONLY about the celebrity and about everyone who is that ethnicity.

see that’s the thing. If this were just about Bai Ling crazy sense of dress it would be fine, but then people start posting stuff about ching chang and stupid other comments, and then it just get lame. See #111.
But I disagree. if you make gay jokes, or say stuff like such and such is a dyke, it’s totally just as bad. I think in the states, ppl still dont accept asian ppl as being american, they still always see them as foreign, which is why they make lame comments.

#75. I wole on flo laugh ass off!

This is the best thread in 200 years. This site is called “THE SUPERFICIAL”. That means we can kill people if we want to, so bite me #113.

I’ve got nationalities in me that are frequently the target of allll hall hall sorts of slander and slur. Who gives a crap. I’m the first to admit that I’m a snake charmin’ guiness drinkin’ chili choker. Couldn’t be prouder, you cake-eating overly politically correct in order to compensate for the atrocities your ancestors did to any race outside of their snow white Eurotrash pole-smokin’ fashion victim cake eating WASPiness. Did you know that hyper-sensitivity to jokes involving racism is in itself racism?

Bite me.

that makes absolutely no sense

#118 – just because you don’t find those jokes offensive doesn’t mean everyone else doesn’t and shouldn’t find racist jokes offensive. And clearly lots of people give a crap. Why don’t you go up to an Asian person or Mexican person or any other race person the street and say these things to them? You probably wouldn’t because you’d be afraid of their reaction. You can just say it online because you know we don’t know who you are. Ah… the anonymity of online arguing.

Try to see things from other people’s perspectives. Just because you can’t see those jokes as being offensive you expect everyone else to think the same? Stupid.

Wow, I didnt think I would say this. But New Guy has been replaced. I now dispise Karl-Marl.
But NewGuy’s fake anyway.

#122 oooh.. zing!

#118

I’m Spanish mofo, I fuckin’ OWNED you! Try and see some cake colonize half the world, biatch! Spain got America, South america, half the islands…
Owned! GTFO!

hey, kittiesarecute. EVERYONE and EVERYTHING is fair game on the SF. No one cares about fucking PC…. racism is the best fuckin’ humour around. You fuckin’ honky, white-ass bitch trying to be all wordly and kewl. Fuck you and the mayflower you rode in on bitch.

seriously….who IS she?????? I only heard of her the other day on that show but can’t they sing? and even they didn’t even explain what she does. does anybody know what she does?

i mean to type but CAN they sing? not CAN’t

oh forget it….i can’t type

She’s the Asian Paris Hilton — pointless attention whore with no talent. I like how everybody else is completely ignoring her. What a tool.

How appropriate to have a whore at a Horror premier… HA!

Awwwwww # 120. I’m sowwy. Did I hurt your wittle feewings? Why don’t you pop your mommy’s titte out your mouth and come on, we’ll go out and buy you a big spiral lollipop and then we’ll buy you any toy in the entire store!!! Even the black man is for sale! Come on, Wonderwheel!

I for one, love each and everyone of you today. The joy you have given me today is freakin hilarious.

Now I HAVE to quit messing around here on Superfish and finish packing because I’m going to Mexico tomorrow to help a volunteer group of Doctors doing free operations on the needy. It’s just too bad I’m in this line of work. Because I’m such a racist.

And by the way….Ling Bai is Bai Ling’s real name. She goes by Bai Ling in American features. She works her ass off in the industry and just loooooooves crazy fashion. She is a little off in her self-esteem and has never quite been accepted for her merging of modern American and Chinese fasion. She is actually nothing close to a whore. She hasn’t really come into her own in the American film industry, and also doesn’t feel in place with her own country’s industry, either. If you are ever at a Hollywood party where she is, she is probably the ONLY celebrity in the room who would be seen talking to you and she is as approachable and friendly as they come. She dresses like a fucking idiot, but if you know her personally, it’s very endearing watching what she comes up with next.
Okay, back to my bitchy self now.

Whatever you do, kittiesarecute, keep your freakin’ cats away from any red carpet Bai Ling Bai may be stomping on. Look at those boots! Maybe after she stomps the fuck out of your kittens, Britney can come up with her roadkill stew shovel, scrape them off the red carpet and fight with Bai Ling Bai over Kitties Are Cute Stew. MmmmmmMmmmmm Good!

She had a major role in “Dumplings”. I really liked the whole “3…Etremes” anthology.

#125 – My ass is not white. It’s actually pretty tan. Probably because I’m not white at all. So there you go looking like the huge ass you are by making assumptions based on nothing. Ha. I don’t try to be worldy. I’m just smarter than you are. This can be proven by you using the word “honky”.

#131 Oh you hurt my feelings so badly. I am crying my eyes out. Boohoo. However will I recover. Just because I said they were OFFENSIVE does not mean I cry about them. Oh and baby talk is just SO attractive. Dipshit.

wow, I can’t believe how many idiots have been commenting on here today. are racist and ignorant jokes the only ones you can come up with? so very original…but not funny.

and btw, “oriental” is a term to describe THINGS, not people. hence ORIENTAL RUGS, and originally, oriental didn’t mean asian things, it meant eastern as in middle-eastern.

and kudos to all the smart ones out there who have been defending asians and calling out the stupid ones making all the f***ed up jokes today. like you would dare go up to an asian person and say ching chong chong, or me so solly??? or up to a black person and say hey nigger what up? why don’t you learn to respect others? i understand this is the superficial, and normally people make really funny comments, but it looks like today is low IQ record day on here, and making fun of race is not funny.

Italian Stalion #92 is gay and not funny at all. Anyone wanna bet he’s just bitter cause he’s never gotten any hot asian girls? Lol fag

BTW: bai ling is fawking ugly and needs to die.

#136 – thank you. Racist jokes are for dumb people who can’t think of anything else at least a little bit intelligent or clever.

Racist jokes are for awesome people that are cool and fun to be around.

aaaahh– Of course the server went down just when I wanted to sum up

To the following people, please go fuck yourself: chinks, slants, zipperheads, wogs, sand-niggers, niggers, pickaninnies, porch monkeys, shines, kikes, whiteys, wiggers, yanks, zonies, wagon-burners, wops, limeys, pommies, krauts, spics, greasers, wetbacks, ivans, polacks, red-necks….damn, what do you call Canadiens? To everyone else, people, have a nice day. Oh, and I would dip Bai-Ling in hot cocoa and eat her alive.

You forgot cameljockeys, mics, degos, freakin’ ricans, jewhads, ruusskies, oily bohunks, shorties and buttpirates (or you can just use Karl-Marl if you don’t feel comfortable saying buttpirate).

Seen her around LA’s Westside on occasion. Not a bad looking lady by a long shot, but clearly as crazy as a shithouse rat. Even the homeless guys who talk to themselves edge away from her.

biatcho Thanks for the help I forgot some good ones…and thank you, even I am not crude enough to call someone Karl-marl. That is just plain rude.

anytime Tranny! Some others for future reference are: LittleWatson, Heiferrz, Fisher55, Edna, Sherry-co and all the other fairies that continue to post on here & love being abused but then whine about it & make up other screenames to look like they have comrades on here. I love masochistic retards.

she is like an asian Paris, only better style!

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