Airport police arrested actress Bai Ling (Lost, Revenge of the Sith) after she stole two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop at Los Angeles International Airport (mugshot above), according to the AP:
The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airport’s police department. The 41-year-old actress was detained by a store employee who summoned police, Holcomb said.
First rule of celebrity shoplifting: Steal something big. That way, when you get busted, people don’t go, “Damn, what an idiot.” If you’re caught boosting a Ferrari, that’s totally understandable and, also, hardcore. Stealing batteries? Everyone thinks you’re crazy. Or an emotionless robot like in Star Wars. What was its name? Oh yeah; Hayden Christensen.
UPDATE: E! News reports Bai Ling blames “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day.” I guess she just needed the warm fuzzy feeling of ganking some Duracells. It all makes sense now.
she looks rough. better as a freak.
FIRST!!!
What??? No nipple slip??
shame
she is cute. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club “MarryMillionaire.com”. she posted the same photo there. did you see it?
Why the hell do you need to steal BATTERIES when you have millions of fucking dollars? I hate celebs.
Nice Band-Aids. Must’ve gotten ‘em free from the methadone clinic.
makeup can do amazing things
OMG…britney spears steals a lighter and gets away…and im sure a lot else… of course a C list celebrity like bai ling actually gets charged for stealing batteries and no slap on the wrist like crazy britney. i don’t care how nuts she is…kissing her psycho ass is not going to do her any good
batteries for her vibe maybe? I mean, she did just break up.
Oh, and #2, you’re a loser.
Without makeup she looks like a man! Could she be a trannie? Shows you what make up can do. Next time I’m pounding a Chinese prostitute, I’ll keep in mind she may be 41-years and may look like Bai Ling. Fucking makeup!
It’s obvious that Mr. Ling stole batteries because the ones in his seven inch pink dildo — it’s a really suave number: huge head, ribbed shaft, four man-fingers thick — were dead; it was to be a long, long flight back to Beijing.
Energizer bunny just keeps on coming and coming…
Anyone good woman knows you just get “one” thats recharges itself!
PPFFT!
It’s all a gimmick, nobody in their right mind would steal batteries while being a millionaire. It is simply for media attention. To entertain the very brainless zombies that feed on this crap. Get a soul!
there are some evil people in this world ( yes, i’m talking to you Bin Laden and you Celine Dion) but this is just WEIRD.
blaming a breaking up ??? to steal batteries ??? I see a movie script in the writtings
Wow, I really did not need to see her without makeup. Regardless, I’m glad she’s keeping it crazy. Otherwise she wouldn’t be the odd duck I love. Peking duck that is HAAAY OOOO!
Breakup huh? Better get some batteries for the dildo
For a Mag Lite-sized vibrator
hate this ugly fag
Hang her. For the good of all mankind.
Those pictures of her with the eye makeup and red nails are down right scary. Parents! Cover your children’s eyes!
Tranny……
.
This what you DON’T want to see before breakfast.
Don’t know who she is, but she’s damn ugly. I read on “MarryMillionaire.com” that she smells like rotten fish all the time and might possibly be a transsexual. Check it out.
i wonder who will be BAILING her out of jail?
see what i did there?
Isn’t this the guy from Barney Miller? I thought he was dead?!
Stupid gook want sucky sucky.
She’s not a millionaire, she’s a B-List actress who barely works. But, I’m sure she (he?) could’ve still afforded batteries.
But, the real thing is – isn’t it amazing what makeup can do for someone! Wow, she’s fugly!
oh, #2 – you are a loser. As big of a loser as Mr. Ling.
For five dolla she do more..?
lmao @ 24 – good one
As for her, I wonder what magazines Yoko was stealing.
I sucky sucky five dollah?
she was in Revenge of the Sith? wow and here I thought she was famous for waxing Steve Carrells chest in 40 year old virgin.
They were for her dildo. Cut her some slack.
#24 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I make minimum wage, and I can still afford batteries. Ever hear of the dollar store Ling?
“You guys think you’re above the law. Well, you ain’t above mine. ”
-Steven Seagal, Gift Shop Security
#35 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She’s the inspiration for my new recipe, “Noodle Droop Sadly with Bailing.”
Even the more feminine Asian trannies look a little rough in harsh lighting. At least that’s what Jimbo says.
Wow, what a difference makeup makes. Dude looks like a lady. Or vice verse.
Looked a lot better in Lost.
Damned good actually.
Shows how important regular use of shampoo and cosmetics is for a gal.
I remember she had purple eyes in something she was in.
Was that star wars or something?
I’m sure she just did it for the attention. She is such an attention whore…
I like that she puts her makeup on all slanty in order to accentuate her Asian eyes.
Bile Cling is lying about her age- she’s really 41!!
They didn’t tell you it was Lithium batteries and she was all out of crank.
She was trying to suck the Lithium out of them in the bathroom
Those eyes ….. where have I seen that eye make-up before …………………..
AMY WINEHOUSE !!!
Bi Ling means Baby Winehouse in english !!!
There’s no denying the family resemblence …. look at those eyes !!!
She is nasty looking in my opinion and skinny – no ass, tits etc. Who is this whore?
Bai ling – awesome My Douche!!!
Oh herro, rook at my hugery sranted eye. I wear make to make even more sranted.
Yeah….she’s not japanese, I know…but the chinese language makes me want to melt the ice shelf and flood the world.
#34 Masterpiece of the day. Hats off to you…………………….
She looks like a dude in the mugshot.
Why do all asians look the same without the makeup, hair and other enhancements? She is HELLA FUGS and looks like a man. Please prosecute this whore and send her back to ching chong land.
She looka like a man.