Bai Ling arrested for stealing batteries

February 15th, 2008 // 74 Comments

Airport police arrested actress Bai Ling (Lost, Revenge of the Sith) after she stole two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop at Los Angeles International Airport (mugshot above), according to the AP:

The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airport’s police department. The 41-year-old actress was detained by a store employee who summoned police, Holcomb said.

First rule of celebrity shoplifting: Steal something big. That way, when you get busted, people don’t go, “Damn, what an idiot.” If you’re caught boosting a Ferrari, that’s totally understandable and, also, hardcore. Stealing batteries? Everyone thinks you’re crazy. Or an emotionless robot like in Star Wars. What was its name? Oh yeah; Hayden Christensen.

UPDATE: E! News reports Bai Ling blames “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day.” I guess she just needed the warm fuzzy feeling of ganking some Duracells. It all makes sense now.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. she looks rough. better as a freak.

  2. IKE

    FIRST!!!
    What??? No nipple slip??

  3. yuri

    shame

  4. akldllie

    she is cute. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club “MarryMillionaire.com”. she posted the same photo there. did you see it?

  5. sweet jesus

    Why the hell do you need to steal BATTERIES when you have millions of fucking dollars? I hate celebs.

  6. sicasso

    Nice Band-Aids. Must’ve gotten ‘em free from the methadone clinic.

  7. monkeyfightclub

    makeup can do amazing things

  8. britneyspearssucks

    OMG…britney spears steals a lighter and gets away…and im sure a lot else… of course a C list celebrity like bai ling actually gets charged for stealing batteries and no slap on the wrist like crazy britney. i don’t care how nuts she is…kissing her psycho ass is not going to do her any good

  9. p911gt10c

    batteries for her vibe maybe? I mean, she did just break up.

    Oh, and #2, you’re a loser.

  10. Hayden C

    Without makeup she looks like a man! Could she be a trannie? Shows you what make up can do. Next time I’m pounding a Chinese prostitute, I’ll keep in mind she may be 41-years and may look like Bai Ling. Fucking makeup!

  11. D. Richards (Surgeon.)

    It’s obvious that Mr. Ling stole batteries because the ones in his seven inch pink dildo — it’s a really suave number: huge head, ribbed shaft, four man-fingers thick — were dead; it was to be a long, long flight back to Beijing.

  12. Lipper

    Energizer bunny just keeps on coming and coming…

    Anyone good woman knows you just get “one” thats recharges itself!

    PPFFT!

  13. It’s all a gimmick, nobody in their right mind would steal batteries while being a millionaire. It is simply for media attention. To entertain the very brainless zombies that feed on this crap. Get a soul!

  14. Dude

    there are some evil people in this world ( yes, i’m talking to you Bin Laden and you Celine Dion) but this is just WEIRD.

    blaming a breaking up ??? to steal batteries ??? I see a movie script in the writtings

  15. Auntie Kryst

    Wow, I really did not need to see her without makeup. Regardless, I’m glad she’s keeping it crazy. Otherwise she wouldn’t be the odd duck I love. Peking duck that is HAAAY OOOO!

  16. Guy

    Breakup huh? Better get some batteries for the dildo

  17. Kingsley Amis

    For a Mag Lite-sized vibrator

  18. haa

    hate this ugly fag

  19. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    Hang her. For the good of all mankind.

  20. pirhan

    Those pictures of her with the eye makeup and red nails are down right scary. Parents! Cover your children’s eyes!

  21. havoc

    Tranny……

    .

  22. Racer X

    This what you DON’T want to see before breakfast.

  23. blahblahblah

    Don’t know who she is, but she’s damn ugly. I read on “MarryMillionaire.com” that she smells like rotten fish all the time and might possibly be a transsexual. Check it out.

  24. robert doosh

    i wonder who will be BAILING her out of jail?

    see what i did there?

  25. Jaffo

    Isn’t this the guy from Barney Miller? I thought he was dead?!

  26. MamaSan

    Stupid gook want sucky sucky.

  27. She’s not a millionaire, she’s a B-List actress who barely works. But, I’m sure she (he?) could’ve still afforded batteries.

    But, the real thing is – isn’t it amazing what makeup can do for someone! Wow, she’s fugly!

    oh, #2 – you are a loser. As big of a loser as Mr. Ling.

  28. For five dolla she do more..?

  29. caljenna66

    lmao @ 24 – good one

    As for her, I wonder what magazines Yoko was stealing.

  30. I sucky sucky five dollah?

  31. masterless

    she was in Revenge of the Sith? wow and here I thought she was famous for waxing Steve Carrells chest in 40 year old virgin.

  32. They were for her dildo. Cut her some slack.

    #24 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  33. Not Ling Ling (But just as broke)

    I make minimum wage, and I can still afford batteries. Ever hear of the dollar store Ling?

  34. toolboy

    “You guys think you’re above the law. Well, you ain’t above mine. ”
    -Steven Seagal, Gift Shop Security

  35. #35 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  36. Jackie Chan

    She’s the inspiration for my new recipe, “Noodle Droop Sadly with Bailing.”

  37. pete

    Even the more feminine Asian trannies look a little rough in harsh lighting. At least that’s what Jimbo says.

  38. The Beer Baron

    Wow, what a difference makeup makes. Dude looks like a lady. Or vice verse.

  39. sameshitdifferentyear

    Looked a lot better in Lost.
    Damned good actually.
    Shows how important regular use of shampoo and cosmetics is for a gal.

    I remember she had purple eyes in something she was in.
    Was that star wars or something?

  40. I’m sure she just did it for the attention. She is such an attention whore…

  41. 23apples

    I like that she puts her makeup on all slanty in order to accentuate her Asian eyes.

  42. rotter

    Bile Cling is lying about her age- she’s really 41!!

  43. Secret Squirrel

    They didn’t tell you it was Lithium batteries and she was all out of crank.
    She was trying to suck the Lithium out of them in the bathroom

  44. Secret Squirrel

    Those eyes ….. where have I seen that eye make-up before …………………..

    AMY WINEHOUSE !!!

    Bi Ling means Baby Winehouse in english !!!
    There’s no denying the family resemblence …. look at those eyes !!!

  45. Giant nose disgusting

    She is nasty looking in my opinion and skinny – no ass, tits etc. Who is this whore?
    Bai ling – awesome My Douche!!!

  46. herro

    Oh herro, rook at my hugery sranted eye. I wear make to make even more sranted.

    Yeah….she’s not japanese, I know…but the chinese language makes me want to melt the ice shelf and flood the world.

  47. Mystress Jade

    #34 Masterpiece of the day. Hats off to you…………………….

  48. snarf

    She looks like a dude in the mugshot.

  49. sally

    Why do all asians look the same without the makeup, hair and other enhancements? She is HELLA FUGS and looks like a man. Please prosecute this whore and send her back to ching chong land.

  50. Mrs. Swan

    She looka like a man.

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