Airport police arrested actress Bai Ling (Lost, Revenge of the Sith) after she stole two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop at Los Angeles International Airport (mugshot above), according to the AP:
The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airport’s police department. The 41-year-old actress was detained by a store employee who summoned police, Holcomb said.
First rule of celebrity shoplifting: Steal something big. That way, when you get busted, people don’t go, “Damn, what an idiot.” If you’re caught boosting a Ferrari, that’s totally understandable and, also, hardcore. Stealing batteries? Everyone thinks you’re crazy. Or an emotionless robot like in Star Wars. What was its name? Oh yeah; Hayden Christensen.
UPDATE: E! News reports Bai Ling blames “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day.” I guess she just needed the warm fuzzy feeling of ganking some Duracells. It all makes sense now.
nope | February 15, 2008 at 9:29 am
she looks rough. better as a freak.
IKE | February 15, 2008 at 9:29 am
FIRST!!!
What??? No nipple slip??
yuri | February 15, 2008 at 9:29 am
shame
akldllie | February 15, 2008 at 9:34 am
she is cute. I just found her profile on the celebrities and wealthy club “MarryMillionaire.com”. she posted the same photo there. did you see it?
sweet jesus | February 15, 2008 at 9:36 am
Why the hell do you need to steal BATTERIES when you have millions of fucking dollars? I hate celebs.
sicasso | February 15, 2008 at 9:37 am
Nice Band-Aids. Must’ve gotten ‘em free from the methadone clinic.
monkeyfightclub | February 15, 2008 at 9:37 am
makeup can do amazing things
britneyspearssucks | February 15, 2008 at 9:37 am
OMG…britney spears steals a lighter and gets away…and im sure a lot else… of course a C list celebrity like bai ling actually gets charged for stealing batteries and no slap on the wrist like crazy britney. i don’t care how nuts she is…kissing her psycho ass is not going to do her any good
p911gt10c | February 15, 2008 at 9:45 am
batteries for her vibe maybe? I mean, she did just break up.
Oh, and #2, you’re a loser.
Hayden C | February 15, 2008 at 9:48 am
Without makeup she looks like a man! Could she be a trannie? Shows you what make up can do. Next time I’m pounding a Chinese prostitute, I’ll keep in mind she may be 41-years and may look like Bai Ling. Fucking makeup!
D. Richards (Surgeon.) | February 15, 2008 at 9:48 am
It’s obvious that Mr. Ling stole batteries because the ones in his seven inch pink dildo — it’s a really suave number: huge head, ribbed shaft, four man-fingers thick — were dead; it was to be a long, long flight back to Beijing.
Lipper | February 15, 2008 at 9:54 am
Energizer bunny just keeps on coming and coming…
Anyone good woman knows you just get “one” thats recharges itself!
PPFFT!
gyfhhgj | February 15, 2008 at 9:58 am
It’s all a gimmick, nobody in their right mind would steal batteries while being a millionaire. It is simply for media attention. To entertain the very brainless zombies that feed on this crap. Get a soul!
Dude | February 15, 2008 at 9:59 am
there are some evil people in this world ( yes, i’m talking to you Bin Laden and you Celine Dion) but this is just WEIRD.
blaming a breaking up ??? to steal batteries ??? I see a movie script in the writtings
Auntie Kryst | February 15, 2008 at 10:00 am
Wow, I really did not need to see her without makeup. Regardless, I’m glad she’s keeping it crazy. Otherwise she wouldn’t be the odd duck I love. Peking duck that is HAAAY OOOO!
Guy | February 15, 2008 at 10:02 am
Breakup huh? Better get some batteries for the dildo
Kingsley Amis | February 15, 2008 at 10:04 am
For a Mag Lite-sized vibrator
haa | February 15, 2008 at 10:04 am
hate this ugly fag
Oprah's Gorilla Butthole | February 15, 2008 at 10:13 am
Hang her. For the good of all mankind.
pirhan | February 15, 2008 at 10:16 am
Those pictures of her with the eye makeup and red nails are down right scary. Parents! Cover your children’s eyes!
havoc | February 15, 2008 at 10:18 am
Tranny……
.
Racer X | February 15, 2008 at 10:21 am
This what you DON’T want to see before breakfast.
blahblahblah | February 15, 2008 at 10:25 am
Don’t know who she is, but she’s damn ugly. I read on “MarryMillionaire.com” that she smells like rotten fish all the time and might possibly be a transsexual. Check it out.
robert doosh | February 15, 2008 at 10:29 am
i wonder who will be BAILING her out of jail?
see what i did there?
Jaffo | February 15, 2008 at 10:30 am
Isn’t this the guy from Barney Miller? I thought he was dead?!
MamaSan | February 15, 2008 at 10:40 am
Stupid gook want sucky sucky.
sportsdvl | February 15, 2008 at 10:46 am
She’s not a millionaire, she’s a B-List actress who barely works. But, I’m sure she (he?) could’ve still afforded batteries.
But, the real thing is – isn’t it amazing what makeup can do for someone! Wow, she’s fugly!
oh, #2 – you are a loser. As big of a loser as Mr. Ling.
RichPort | February 15, 2008 at 10:50 am
For five dolla she do more..?
caljenna66 | February 15, 2008 at 10:56 am
lmao @ 24 – good one
As for her, I wonder what magazines Yoko was stealing.
LadyJane | February 15, 2008 at 11:17 am
I sucky sucky five dollah?
masterless | February 15, 2008 at 11:19 am
she was in Revenge of the Sith? wow and here I thought she was famous for waxing Steve Carrells chest in 40 year old virgin.
RichPort | February 15, 2008 at 11:22 am
They were for her dildo. Cut her some slack.
#24 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not Ling Ling (But just as broke) | February 15, 2008 at 11:23 am
I make minimum wage, and I can still afford batteries. Ever hear of the dollar store Ling?
toolboy | February 15, 2008 at 11:23 am
“You guys think you’re above the law. Well, you ain’t above mine. ”
-Steven Seagal, Gift Shop Security
RichPort | February 15, 2008 at 11:29 am
#35 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jackie Chan | February 15, 2008 at 11:34 am
She’s the inspiration for my new recipe, “Noodle Droop Sadly with Bailing.”
pete | February 15, 2008 at 11:36 am
Even the more feminine Asian trannies look a little rough in harsh lighting. At least that’s what Jimbo says.
The Beer Baron | February 15, 2008 at 11:42 am
Wow, what a difference makeup makes. Dude looks like a lady. Or vice verse.
sameshitdifferentyear | February 15, 2008 at 11:45 am
Looked a lot better in Lost.
Damned good actually.
Shows how important regular use of shampoo and cosmetics is for a gal.
I remember she had purple eyes in something she was in.
Was that star wars or something?
Famous Plastic | February 15, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I’m sure she just did it for the attention. She is such an attention whore…
23apples | February 15, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I like that she puts her makeup on all slanty in order to accentuate her Asian eyes.
rotter | February 15, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Bile Cling is lying about her age- she’s really 41!!
Secret Squirrel | February 15, 2008 at 12:31 pm
They didn’t tell you it was Lithium batteries and she was all out of crank.
She was trying to suck the Lithium out of them in the bathroom
Secret Squirrel | February 15, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Those eyes ….. where have I seen that eye make-up before …………………..
AMY WINEHOUSE !!!
Bi Ling means Baby Winehouse in english !!!
There’s no denying the family resemblence …. look at those eyes !!!
Giant nose disgusting | February 15, 2008 at 12:39 pm
She is nasty looking in my opinion and skinny – no ass, tits etc. Who is this whore?
Bai ling – awesome My Douche!!!
herro | February 15, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Oh herro, rook at my hugery sranted eye. I wear make to make even more sranted.
Yeah….she’s not japanese, I know…but the chinese language makes me want to melt the ice shelf and flood the world.
Mystress Jade | February 15, 2008 at 12:50 pm
#34 Masterpiece of the day. Hats off to you…………………….
snarf | February 15, 2008 at 1:01 pm
She looks like a dude in the mugshot.
sally | February 15, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Why do all asians look the same without the makeup, hair and other enhancements? She is HELLA FUGS and looks like a man. Please prosecute this whore and send her back to ching chong land.
Mrs. Swan | February 15, 2008 at 1:13 pm
She looka like a man.