I don’t get it.

February 11th, 2010 // 95 Comments

Here’s Hailey Glassman on the cover of Steppin’ Out which is apparently a magazine by and for chicks too hookery for Jersey Shore. That said, I’m genuinely surprised Jon Gosselin didn’t let Hailey near his kids. She’s practically a life lesson that will steal your wallet once you’re asleep. Try learning that in your fancy schools.


  1. tgirl57

    She is disgusting – - – - For God’s sake, her dad’s a plastic surgeon and he couldn’t even fix that.

  2. I think when Jon walks near a girl, he’s so studly that the girl’s legs suddenly part.

    I mean look at that svelte build. Those non-smoking lungs. Those non-Asian eyes.

    OK OK I kid I kid – he’s a fat chain-smoking riceball who still gets laid somehow – WTF?!?!?!

  3. AnonymousError

    They could have chosen a better photo. She looks so awkward and old there. ack.

  4. Akiyama

    Duck

  5. non ya business

    look at that gut on him…. he looks knocked up…. he is a disgusting pig and i would not let him touch me with a ten foot pole…. YUCK!!! let him keep his fat ass in MAUI, here in PA we do not miss him or that snotty cow KATE he was married too……..

  6. non ya business

    look at that gut on him…. he looks knocked up…. he is a disgusting pig and i would not let him touch me with a ten foot pole…. YUCK!!! let him keep his fat ass in MAUI, here in PA we do not miss him or that snotty cow KATE he was married too……..

  7. pak31

    Just yet another woman who thinks that everything in life that matters is her body. Not her brain or who she is as a person, but her body. Yeah, that is a person I can respect. Then you wonder why people are in these situations, they think with their gentialia and not their brains, or lack thereof.

  8. KIKI

    Judge this haters! With an arrow pointing where? At her scarf?

  9. Ann

    Butterface

  10. lola

    You’ve got to be kidding me!

  11. Nancie

    puh-lease.. This can’t even be considered a ‘magazine’. It’s circulated weekly in bars and restaurants with mostly ads listing where all the local cover bands play. The only color pages are the front and back cover the rest is black and white newsprint. It’s a freebie you grab from on top of a cigarette or ATM machine.. The articles always suck and then the ‘classifieds’ in the back are mostly ‘for a good time call….’ ads. Pathetic excuse for journalism.

  12. Sarg

    Send her to Iraq and you’ll have them running. The only problem is our boys won’t want to home home, if they think this is what the girls have turned into back home.

  13. Sarg

    Send her to Iraq and you’ll have them running. The only problem is our boys won’t want to home home, if they think this is what the girls have turned into back home.

  14. ahahahaa

    omgsh, she looks like a hooker in those clothes.
    i thought this was some kind of faux magazine!
    it looks so weak. jon may be (is) a duche, but i feel sorry for the guy. he was married to kate for 8 years and she sucked the life out of him. he’s trying to catch up on the things he missed out on (which haley glassman shouldnt be part of, fuglyyyy) but he’ll calm down when he has everything out of his system.
    …just look at the first episode of jon and kate plus 8 and go through to the last episodes before the divorce and you’ll see how he looks like a mindless drone that kate controlled at the end. its sad, and pathetic.

    ugh, haley disguests me beyond words though T_T

  15. misterfister

    She looks like Leather Tuscadero’s bastard daughter

  16. Evil

    Ok, The top is bulky, ugly animal pattern that makes you look both titless and no-necked. It also doesn’t match your bottom (pink is for sweet girls, not tough girls) or the gloves (ditch the ring). There’s no theme to this picture, it’s like you put on random stuff. Next time look straight into the camera to reduce the mannish leaning your face has. Your hair should frame your face not fall off the sides like some clown.

  17. HLM

    Her father is a plastic surgeon, and she looks like this?!?
    Well, you know a magazine is classy when it’s called “Steppin’ Out.” Glad to see that she’s set her bar lofty and is taking the high road.

  18. Lissa

    I didn’t see this till just now, and gosh, what a good laugh this morning…thanks Superficial!!!

  19. Dude

    I like the tops of her thighs. I bet they would keep my ears warm.

  20. Kim

    Her face is hideous!

  21. bigdummy

    like throwing a hot dog down a mine shaft!!

  22. bigdummy

    like throwing a hot dog down a mine shaft!!

  23. bigdummy

    like throwing a hot dog down a mine shaft

  24. Sugarpop

    Her own father is a plastic surgeon and she still looks this bad even after photoshop? Whoa.

  25. titsonsnack

    I don’t even know where to begin. Is this a joke or a real magazine? Is the magazine about tacky hookers? Is this supposed to be a parody of something? Is this outfit supposed to be sexy, or humorous? Judge what, exactly?

  26. ben stein

    ATTENTION!! ALL MORONS.. YOU ALL WOULD DO HER SO STFU

  27. Brian0523

    LMFAO!

    This cuntface is ugly as hell! Look at that homely face – she looks so out of place like she’s about to take a steaming dump right in her WalMart panties.

    OMFG – I can’t stop looking at this fuckingtrainwreck of a twat.

    If I weren’t gay before – I sure as fuck am now!

    Biotch should just effin killherself!

  28. Lynette

    Crazy little whore. What the hell does she need with an outta work, narrcissitic, passive agressive baby doaddy of eight or God knows how many? Honey go wash your face throw on a white t shirt and jeans and go find a REAL man. If you want you can have my hubby. Good guy just tired of him.

  29. Hit that???? I’d rather watch Khloe Kardashian masturbate.

  30. Ratbert

    No fixin’ ugly!!!

  31. Brian

    Hmmmm…… ok, yeah. I’d do her. Everyone else has.

  32. Nina

    that outfit is hideous, she looks like two cent whore….

  33. TGGary

    You knew she was an ah when she was on the Tube with those ah super libs on CBS — just looking for the fifteen minute of fame money suck, but if I had her to put on the right track, I would take her out of superficial slutville and she’d be looking like the eager girl next door. Jon and Kate with eight turned out to be new veux wealthy trash and this girl figured the gold would follow her linkup with Jon. Why do we pay these ah’s money to behave like dirtbags?

    It is our fault that they exist in the Media at all…

  34. ugh

    What the fuck is she wearing? Who styled this? FIRE THEM!

  35. Chris Jones

    I’m an old fart, but seriously, that is a shemale right?

  36. Baby momma was the best !

  37. whatever

    Her hand is like a claw.

  38. sara

    ROFL! He isn’t missing much and the fact that she’s still talking about him suggests she’s the one who is missing something.

  39. Hey man

    I did this magazine before I was considered hookery by some stupid rag magazine. Some dumbass named Chauncey Hayden put me on the cover. He thinks he’s Howard Sterns best friend… I wasn’t photo shopped for it though.
    I love your site. But my cover was cute and the photog didn’t airbrush the shit.

  40. One more thing...

    I didn’t know that I wasn’t the only one that knew Chaunce Hayden was the biggest liar in the world. When the rags made up a fake story about me, he was pissed I wouldn’t give him the “fake” story.. So he made up some bs about me stealing his ex fiancee who passed on’s shoes from this creepy room he has at his house w/ all of her stuff in it.

  41. jackie

    I can’t seem stop looking at this picture – It’s so over the top wrong in every way.

  42. jackie

    I’m sad for her.

  43. Megan

    Definitely one of the worst Photoshop jobs I’ve seen in a while. This “magazine” doesn’t deserve any publicity.

  44. Kirra

    Ummmmmmmmmmmmm. Don’t bust on Jersey Shore

  45. Andrew

    At first glance I was so embarrassed for the girl. Then I read she dated that guy with all the kids and I don’t give a FUCK. she needs a check-up from the neck up, and some time in the gym.

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