Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas washing her car the way God intended: in a bikini

August 7th, 2008 // 69 Comments

Here’s pics of The Bachelorette star DeAnna Pappas in a bikini washing her car with fiancee Guy ThatShouldGetOutOfTheFreakingFrameSeriously. Is this really news? Is DeAnna Pappas even a celebrity? Are bikinis the answer to world peace? These questions and more that I probably won’t answer later today on The Superficial. Also, penis jokes! Stay tuned.


  1. Kingsley Amis

    How does this dirt-hag have a Maserati?

  2. monkeyfightclub

    I was hoping someone would get in that car and run them both over.

  3. cranky

    I’d eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.

  4. _

    Fatty Cachatty. What a thickie.

    Why the fuck would someone with a Maserati be washing their own car?

  5. lsmith

    So, they took the money and bought a Maserati……..that’s smart?? Not!

  6. Sahn

    She’s got the stomach of a mom who didn’t work out after giving birth, and he shaves his chest. I hope they get in a car wreck and the Maserati’s air bags fail.

  7. Janine

    Damn, Jessie looks good enough to eat! She made such a good choice with him, he rocks.
    BTW, Thanks for posting pics of a hot GUY for once, jackass.

  8. Drunkman

    #1 You’re a fucking moron.

    #3 You’re 100% right this guy reeks of douchery.

    This chick was on that bachelorette right? Isn’t being hot and rich a prerequisite for being on that show? Maybe that’s how she owns a Maserati…

  9. Lulu

    The loser next to her is the “snowboarder pro (?) – translation: unemployed-and-trying-to-find-himself-but-gonna-live-off-a-sugar-mama” – she picked from the group of man-whores on that stupid show. I’m sure this is the first time he’s even washed a Maserati, let alone sat his beach bum ass in one. And I 100% agree with #54 – nobody with a Maserati washes his/her own car! Besides – you can tell this is a “photo op” since she is in fully trannylicious makeup for a day at the beach. No normal chick does that! There – now I’m done!

  10. she looks like she’s afraid of the goddamn water! H2O bitch!

  11. patrick

    Is that blood on the grille? No wonder she’s in such a hurry to get that thing washed. There’s a hobo outside some club wearing tire tracks.

  12. patrick

    Is that blood on the grille? No wonder she’s in such a hurry to get that thing washed. There’s a hobo outside some club wearing tire tracks.

  13. Stroker

    Her feet must be so dirty from this that she needs my tongue to lick them clean.

  14. …………………….SHE MAY CLEAN MY BIKE!!

  15. Babycakes

    Chick needs to hit the gym. I can’t believe she lets it hang out like that. yecchh

  16. It’s so sad how insecure people are. Millions of people in America are obese and you call this petite woman FAT? Stop being so hard on each other and start minding your own business. Start tending to your own FAT flabs and then talk. Just throwin it out there losers.

  17. Smarter Than You

    Buick is to Maserati as Lindsay Lohan is to Meryl Streep.

  18. Curlie

    The Bachelorette must be paying a lot of $ …and who the dries their Maserati with a paper towel!?

  19. gigi

    so THIS is the photo-op?? wtf…… Jesse’s body is absolutely beautiful tho… she’s lucky she ended up with him….

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