DeAnna Pappas is this season’s The Bachelorette and seeing her in a bikini almost makes me consider putting on a tux and competing for her hand in marriage. I mean, what do those other guys have besides looks, money and non-misogynistic world views? That’s for suckers. I’m willing to commit myself to one vagina in defiance of logic and nature for 40+ secretly unhappy, but it’s pretty much written on our faces especially after that time I got the clap from a stripper, years. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I’m an old romantic.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Wowee, she’s gorgy
She has some big hips but I’d still stick it in her BUTT.
Very hott!
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And she looks like a troll.
It seems this thread is already inhabited by complete fucking morons….#1,2,3,4 that means you.
I have a question, why is the bachelor a dude with a body of steel, but the bachorette is a girl with a marshmellow body? Fine, she does have a pretty face, but still.
@6 lol – same!
That mid-section is going to be a wreck in 5 years with all that southern home-cookin’ slop.
Wow, even the supposedly “hottest” young American women are fat.
I like her body.
damn dude she is lookin FIOOOONE. like, so fione that Imma try to hit up dat A$$!!! you think she swing both wayzzzz???
mmm mmm mm mm m mmmmmmmmm, lookin SO delishus!<333
girl, get @T m3
“The Bachelorette”??? Really??? Not something like “Fat Camp”?
Bottom row, far left picture: a view of the future. She’s clearly on the downslope already. The rule is simple: pick them green, enjoy them while they ripen, toss ‘em when the get overripe and before they rot. It’s like the produce section of a grocery store – she’s soft already, mushy is on the horizon.
She’s not as bad as the “dancer” (lol) posted the other day, but she needs to play some sports or go to the gym to get rid of the thigh/butt flab and tone up.
And all of you retardo fatties that say “She’s gorgeous! , not some skinny anorexic!” I say: FUCK YOU! Look at Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale. You can be fit and not be anorexic, but it requires *gasp* working out and eating right. Not starving or gorging yourself.
Anyone who watches this show should immediately be sterilized so they do not breed. She is looking good, but these shows are freakin’ retarded and part of the dumbing down of our country. Hell, fans of these shows make George Bush look like the MENSA president.
#10 – I couldn’t agree more!
Notice how there are no pictures of her from the back. Not surprising – you can see the cheesefest beginning already on her thighs. I’m sure there’s more than one set of folds on her dumper.
Pictures like this is why we come here. No more old (30+) battle axes, please. Keep them young, fresh, and hot.
Fucking idiots. If you think she’s a cow, you seriously have problems. And no, I’m not trying to excuse fat people….because you’re right, a size 14 is tipping the scales but there’s no way she’s even close to that so shut the fuck up.
this chick’s body is absolute perfection. if you think she is fat, you have been completely warped by the american media machine… she is so slim and perfect! so who’s not fat to you??? amy winehouse?? go fuck her then and afterward, go fuck yourself.
shes gorgeous what curves!! Yeeehaaa!! KimK better watch out!
Holy shit, she is fat. Oh my god. Look at those legs. What is wrong with this country.. we are so fucking fat.
Talk about thunder thighs. Ba ba ba boom
Hurry up, get to the Superfish! Your “isssssssue” is being talked about yet again and there’s only one of you (#21-22) defending your position…which is, ummmm, fat is better than fit? Anyway, drop your candy bars and grape soda and get over here now!
She is very cute now…but you can see she’s got beast potential. Ten years of twinkies and all you can eat buffets and she’ll look like Rosie O’Donnel.
ps: Ms. O’Donnel, please don’t take offense at the above. You seem like a nicer person and look like a tough, bad-ass beast and I’d rather not have you throw me over your interview couch to be ass raped because I pissed you off. I was just drawing an example. I have nothing against huge beastly women, in fact, they’re pretty fucking handy to have around when you’re using them for blocking, gang fights, hiding behind, or scaring off Jehovah’s witnesses. I just don’t want to have sex with them.
uuuhhhh….some of you people have taken the photoshopped hollywood body standard a little too far. This woman is unbelievable looking. Look at those frigging hips!
#21, 22: Sure her body is nice, but if she is “the bachelorette” (god, even typing that makes me weep for society), she should be an example of the perfect woman: fit gym toned body, cute face etc. This chick is chubby and 10 pounds from being fat.
#17: Exactly!
Fuck you, fattie “defenders”. My bride looked way better than this sloppy untoned girl, and this girl is supposed to be some ideal bachelorette that all guys want to compete for? This is the girl you get excited about when you meet her in the bar and you think she’s beautiful and she goes back to your place and takes off her clothes and…it’s a big letdown. Sitting on the side of the bed, those thighs would spread out like two stumps and that belly would be hanging down. She’s far from ideal.
#16 #17 Please go stick something sharp up your respective rectums.
I’m diggin’ the pooch, but take some of that Bachelorette money and buy some implants.
FIRST! HAHAHAHA!!!! FINALLY! I FINALLY GOT FIRS…aww crap… 31?!
Who the hell is that? Look at the flat ass and cellulite in the last picture.
*yawn*
You people are useless. This whole “FIT AND MUSCULAR IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE” mentality is gross. At least she looks a little soft instead of having some ridiculously hard body. All you people criticizing the way she looks in that bikini are absolute trash, and if you’re talking about how wonderful your girlfriend’s/fiance’s body is sooo much better, well, then I’d like to see a picture of the butterfaces you’re putting up on a pedestal.
She has a mushy pear shaped body – she is less than one month of overeating and overdrinking away from being FAT
Rant time…
Its ironic that America has the most obese people in the world and yet has the most unrealistic and perverse ideas about what is thin and healthy.
The amount of times I’ve read people going on self- righteous rants about how they work out and can ‘push themselves from the plate’ on this sight. Do you honestly think that Americans are fat because not enough people go to the gym? No its because food is so fucking cheap over their and its so carb and sugar rich. For example In Italy they Bake pizza bases, in America you FRY them. Do you see why Americans are fat?
This woman is perfectly normal and would be considered so in any country (believe me I’m European). Get thin, eat right don’t over do carbs, exersise don’t sit on your backside all day. This doesn’t mean you have to be pumping iron in the gym 5 times a week to get helthy. Healthy is not rock hard muscles on every inch of the body. Humans in peak physical fitness can have wide hips this is because we have skeletons and those of us who are female are evolved to be able to become pregnant.
I do not excuse fat people. I can admit when someone is fat and they need to stop shoving food in their face, but this woman is normal. You do realize when you see a picture of a model in an advert they have been stretched and distorted. The post productiopn team will stretch their necks, limbs and torsos, as well as smoothing out blemishes and cellulite.
Please people be more realistic. And to the men who think this woman is fat and that they are way out of her league, you are in for a big dissapointment when you finally choose to engage with reality
i looked at a few of her pictures and thought she was a beautiful women who could keep her figure tight with some exercise. then i read some of these comments and, after doing so, scrolled back up to her picture. i had almost forgotten what she looked like, imagining her to be 20 pounds heavier than i had remembered. i was surprised to find that she looked as good as she had 2 minutes ago, before i had read the comments. as soon as i saw her, i realized how fucked up some people’s perceptions of beauty and health are on this site. alright, she may not be the healthiest woman in the world but you’re not judging her because you’re actually concerned with her personal well-being, you don’t even know the chick. leave her alone, she looks great and no one is making you take her home tonight.
Have you you arrogant, retarded pricks could never dream of banging a girl even 25% as hot as this. Perhaps in two dimensions…by cutting a hole in a picture of a hotter woman. That would be about the way you no good virgin douche bags would ever hit something that hot. Seriously, this woman is not fat by any mean and has a rockin’ body.
people like miggs and their opinions are the reason why there are eating disorders.
She isn’t fat so much as she’s chubby, NOT perfect. Not thin, not fat, but chubby meaning she needs to lose a little weight. I’d guess her to be a size 11-14. Thats pretty chubby. Imagine those thunder thighs in a pair of jeans and then #22 call us fucking stupid. You probably have an inverted cock so guys like you think any half way decent looking chik is absolutly gorgeous. Fucking kiss ass.
Jesus f-ing Christ!!! She’s not a size super negative 16!!! She’s a damn ugly cow!
what the hell is wrong with you people. She’s so damn hot. I bet most of you *blahhh she’s fat*-sayers are 30 someodd year old men with beer bellies that aren’t even worthy of judging others on physical appearance. Leave that to us young people with a size 30-32 waist to say anything at all.
peace.
meh shes fat.. needs to hit up the gym.
Currently she is fat – if I put her on my no sugar, no processed food, no fried food diet – and she worked out for 45 min 4 days a week – she would be really hot – Americans are just soooo fat now that perceptions of reality are skewed….
Hey Lisa # 36. I’ve never had fried pizza, all the pizza parlors bake the pizza even chain garbage like Dominoes. So don’t blame the pizza, IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE PIZZA ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shes got a pretty face but her body is pretty sloppy. luckily shes so tan…in conceals some of the cheese…but she could afford a little gym sesh. like others said…imagine 5 years from now.
Call her fat, call her thin, whatever, but you can’t deny that rubbing that soft little tummy would feel great.
My 14-year-old has a body like that but with bigger boobs, and she is gorgeous. Look up some pics of Sophia Loren: soft, curvy and fit all at the same time.
there’s such thing as fried pizza? what the fuck? heartattack for supper, muchh
amen, #36.
sla, do you feed your 14 year old daughter estrogen hormones or something?
carolina:
a size 11-14???
are you kidding?
My ex was a size 4 and she was slightly chubbier than this chick. size 11-14??? wtf are you smoking?