Axl Rose was released from jail today after paying a $5,500 fine for allegedly biting a security guard in the leg.outside his hotel in Sweden. I’d expand on that, but where else is there to go? He handled himself pretty well when Tommy Hilfiger lost it and started wailing on him in a club last month so I’m assuming sometime between then and now he caught rabies. That’s what happens when you live in a dumpster with wild dogs. Who knew that you have to be employed to afford decent shelter?
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Tracie | June 27, 2006 at 7:38 pm
I always thought that Paris, Nicole and the like were tres scary, but the torch has been passed to Axl – a fightening, frightening man.
Jedi Kevin | June 27, 2006 at 7:39 pm
White people and corn rows. Just say no.
Jacq | June 27, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Welcome to the jungle, bitch!
biatcho | June 27, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Next on PPV: Tyson vs Rose.
MeanNate | June 27, 2006 at 7:46 pm
I wonder what Failure tastes like?
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 7:48 pm
“Guess we’ll have to put Ol’ Axl outta his misery, Jimmy.”
“Oh no, Pa, no! Poor Ol’ Axl. He was such a good dog.”
“I know, son, but there’s only one thing to do with an animal that’s got rabies”.
*Jimmy sobbing bitterly, sad music playing*
jane's eyre | June 27, 2006 at 7:49 pm
P.S.
Why does he look like a white Lenny Kravitz here?
tallcoolone | June 27, 2006 at 7:51 pm
He’s still alive?
yuckyfresh | June 27, 2006 at 8:07 pm
this man is a legend and he’s proving it more everyday by biting people. yes!
Nikk The Templar | June 27, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Wow.
Hunger hurts, doesn’t it Axl?
twzzlrgirl | June 27, 2006 at 8:42 pm
I’m with #8 — I didn’t know he was still alive, much less attacking people in the street. I thought his music was pretty good, though. Oh, well. Every rose has it’s thorns…(Um, that’s Poison, but you get the idea…)
sharkbite | June 27, 2006 at 9:02 pm
Whoa, Axl, crawl back under the rock you were hiding under. We never need to see you again.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
suzy | June 27, 2006 at 9:05 pm
for a cannibal he sure loves mcdoogal lol
watch this video it’s hilarious!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnlH6kMZvyo
HandsOfGod | June 27, 2006 at 9:32 pm
That mic has no idea how close it is to certain death.
RichPort | June 27, 2006 at 10:03 pm
I’ve been waiting for a Johnny Cash like rebirth from him for some time now, so you can imagine my disappointment when he chose to channel Lenny Kravitz instead.
Dtbb | June 27, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Maybe he’d told the guard to ‘get outta my way’. He’s already told two groups to do that, and look what happened to them? That’s right, he bit them.
Oops, wow, that made no sense.
BTW where did he get that hair–at ‘Ironic Wigs R US’?
Sincerely,
Slash
DrunkBlogger | June 27, 2006 at 11:05 pm
#16
Wigs R Us maybe, but why ‘Ironic Wigs R US’? Because he is white or something. I’m black and I find that racist. Just kidding, I’m not black.
I just wasted my time responding to this, oh well.
ProbablyTooOld | June 28, 2006 at 2:18 am
Is that a wig? Or did he get those little ropes surgically implanted into his skull when too drunk to know better? I want to go with the latter because I cannot imagine why he would leave that on his head unless it was impossible to remove.
And the last chemical peel left him so shiny. So shiny… Poor Axl. He had to try to eat a man to feel human again.
DancingQueen | June 28, 2006 at 9:33 am
Axl Rose has morphed into Jamaican reggae superstar Yellowman.
Binky | June 28, 2006 at 9:43 am
Alx Rose bites.
Period.
Jaydel | June 28, 2006 at 10:09 am
Get In The Ring
pop | June 28, 2006 at 10:19 am
i hope no one tells him that bouncer leg is PEOPLE!!!
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
drdisaia | June 28, 2006 at 10:58 am
Well now isn’t that classy?
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | June 28, 2006 at 11:04 am
fuckin’ weirdo. Who is this guy again?
Fisher55 | June 28, 2006 at 11:18 am
obviously axl has an “appetite for destruction”
ba-dum-BUM
hair on nipples | June 28, 2006 at 11:30 am
Have you seen the video of the girls who did Constantine during the AI tour? It’s cute! Go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIgzIsxDjZg
Iambananas | June 28, 2006 at 12:22 pm
He has sure changed… a LOT
justlikehoney1 | June 28, 2006 at 12:25 pm
#2 – exactly.
That goatee looks like chicken crust around his mouth.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 28, 2006 at 12:30 pm
This is just rock star publicity. I believe “Chinese Democracy” the album which Axl has been lovingly perfecting over the last ten years is finally about to be released. The action and subsequent arrest are to get his name in the papers prior to his assuredly shitfest CD dropping. I guess getting bitch slapped by Tommy Hilfiger didn’t cut it, so he had to go and get all mad dog on some poor SOB’s leg.
ESQ | June 28, 2006 at 12:49 pm
He sucks and his career is finished. No one in the original band Guns-n-Roses can stand him.
I wish he would go away forever.
uni'tard | June 28, 2006 at 12:51 pm
i’m sorry, who is this person? relevency?
morokolli | June 28, 2006 at 1:23 pm
i have to admit that I’m going to his concert in Helsinki next week…hope he loses the stupid hair…give me a break, i didn’t have a chance to see him play when he still rocked.
hotmama | June 28, 2006 at 9:58 pm
I guess this dog is back from the pet semetary, (seems he was dead for a long time) and crazier than ever.
Discordia | June 30, 2006 at 6:27 pm
I love the man, but the hair has got to go. :|
ivi | July 2, 2008 at 10:10 pm
WHAT THE FUCK!! tahst fucking rude why would u fuckers right that about him…i love alx rose with all of my heart and would fucking everything for him and that is fucking rude to right he has done nothing rong and u people act like hes ur fucking enemy well i got a word for u go fuck urself u inconsideret ASSHOLE!!
fucking douche bags
Candy | July 2, 2008 at 10:16 pm
As Jacq said
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!
And have a little respect man, just because you don’t like Axl doesn’t mean you have to say stupid shit like this.