Axl Rose was released from jail today after paying a $5,500 fine for allegedly biting a security guard in the leg.outside his hotel in Sweden. I’d expand on that, but where else is there to go? He handled himself pretty well when Tommy Hilfiger lost it and started wailing on him in a club last month so I’m assuming sometime between then and now he caught rabies. That’s what happens when you live in a dumpster with wild dogs. Who knew that you have to be employed to afford decent shelter?
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I always thought that Paris, Nicole and the like were tres scary, but the torch has been passed to Axl – a fightening, frightening man.
White people and corn rows. Just say no.
Welcome to the jungle, bitch!
Next on PPV: Tyson vs Rose.
I wonder what Failure tastes like?
“Guess we’ll have to put Ol’ Axl outta his misery, Jimmy.”
“Oh no, Pa, no! Poor Ol’ Axl. He was such a good dog.”
“I know, son, but there’s only one thing to do with an animal that’s got rabies”.
*Jimmy sobbing bitterly, sad music playing*
P.S.
Why does he look like a white Lenny Kravitz here?
He’s still alive?
this man is a legend and he’s proving it more everyday by biting people. yes!
Wow.
Hunger hurts, doesn’t it Axl?
I’m with #8 — I didn’t know he was still alive, much less attacking people in the street. I thought his music was pretty good, though. Oh, well. Every rose has it’s thorns…(Um, that’s Poison, but you get the idea…)
Whoa, Axl, crawl back under the rock you were hiding under. We never need to see you again.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
for a cannibal he sure loves mcdoogal lol
watch this video it’s hilarious!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnlH6kMZvyo
That mic has no idea how close it is to certain death.
I’ve been waiting for a Johnny Cash like rebirth from him for some time now, so you can imagine my disappointment when he chose to channel Lenny Kravitz instead.
Maybe he’d told the guard to ‘get outta my way’. He’s already told two groups to do that, and look what happened to them? That’s right, he bit them.
Oops, wow, that made no sense.
BTW where did he get that hair–at ‘Ironic Wigs R US’?
Sincerely,
Slash
#16
Wigs R Us maybe, but why ‘Ironic Wigs R US’? Because he is white or something. I’m black and I find that racist. Just kidding, I’m not black.
I just wasted my time responding to this, oh well.
Is that a wig? Or did he get those little ropes surgically implanted into his skull when too drunk to know better? I want to go with the latter because I cannot imagine why he would leave that on his head unless it was impossible to remove.
And the last chemical peel left him so shiny. So shiny… Poor Axl. He had to try to eat a man to feel human again.
Axl Rose has morphed into Jamaican reggae superstar Yellowman.
Alx Rose bites.
Period.
Get In The Ring
i hope no one tells him that bouncer leg is PEOPLE!!!
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Well now isn’t that classy?
fuckin’ weirdo. Who is this guy again?
obviously axl has an “appetite for destruction”
ba-dum-BUM
Have you seen the video of the girls who did Constantine during the AI tour? It’s cute! Go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIgzIsxDjZg
He has sure changed… a LOT
#2 – exactly.
That goatee looks like chicken crust around his mouth.
This is just rock star publicity. I believe “Chinese Democracy” the album which Axl has been lovingly perfecting over the last ten years is finally about to be released. The action and subsequent arrest are to get his name in the papers prior to his assuredly shitfest CD dropping. I guess getting bitch slapped by Tommy Hilfiger didn’t cut it, so he had to go and get all mad dog on some poor SOB’s leg.
He sucks and his career is finished. No one in the original band Guns-n-Roses can stand him.
I wish he would go away forever.
i’m sorry, who is this person? relevency?
i have to admit that I’m going to his concert in Helsinki next week…hope he loses the stupid hair…give me a break, i didn’t have a chance to see him play when he still rocked.
I guess this dog is back from the pet semetary, (seems he was dead for a long time) and crazier than ever.
I love the man, but the hair has got to go. :|
WHAT THE FUCK!! tahst fucking rude why would u fuckers right that about him…i love alx rose with all of my heart and would fucking everything for him and that is fucking rude to right he has done nothing rong and u people act like hes ur fucking enemy well i got a word for u go fuck urself u inconsideret ASSHOLE!!
fucking douche bags
As Jacq said
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!
And have a little respect man, just because you don’t like Axl doesn’t mean you have to say stupid shit like this.