Axl Rose Showed Up To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ On Time And Made Logical, Coherent Statements, WTF?

October 25th, 2012 // 40 Comments
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Axl Rose hasn’t given a live television interview in over 10 years, but last night he not only sat down with Jimmy Kimmel and actually showed up on time. Even more amazing, he was surprisingly lucid and cordial making with the adorable anecdotes about tormenting his friends by showing their kids his Halloween tree with presents and saying, “What? You don’t have one at your house?” It was like visiting with your funny uncle who occasionally fires the whole family and punches models in the face. We all have one.

More clips below:

Axl Rose actually showing up on time and talking about being a manager for Tower Records before “Appetite For Destruction” made him rich in both money and Stephanie Seymour vagina. (Last part implied, and I only just now thought of this, has anyone compared Axl’s DNA to Boner Boy‘s? Just curious.)

And Axl Rose revealing a Hobbit plays guitar for GNR now because why not?


  1. “Thanks Jimmy. I’d get up and shake your hand but I’m a little slow to get up lately due to some pain in my SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES, KNEES”

  2. dude

    nicely done stinky.

    The GNR music is still some of the best made. Too bad Axl had to transform into this.

  3. EricLr

    Ha, bring out Slash and the rest of the original GnR and watch him turn into a self-centered 13-year-old bitch. Even a violent schizophrenic can be coherent for the duration of his parole hearing.

  4. Zorbitor

    Is he running out of money or something?

    • Drew

      Highly doubtful. Regardless of Axl’s antics, there’s no denying that they were one of the most successful rock bands that ever existed in America. He’ll be raking in royalties from their glory days long past his death.

      Honestly, it’s nice to see him come out for an appearance, and lighten up a bit.

    • Shoebacca

      He’s clearly able to afford multiple five dollar footlongs.

  5. I haven’t seen him be so likable in…..ever.

  6. Needs more Vunter Slaush

  7. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    He’s a straight up ASSHOLE! Showing up three hours late to concerts and shit he’s fucking bitch and someone needs to bitch slap him.

  8. Mateo

    I wish they had uploaded the abortion live performance. I heard it on the radio and it was TERRIBLE….as usual.

  9. When they were on and everything was good, there was nothing else like it live. Nothing. When they weren’t, few things were worse.

  10. fucktard

    what a dumbass

  11. KLJTech

    Are we sure that isn’t really Gregg Allman?

  12. mcHoopenstein

    You’re a class act Axl ! Keep on Rockin!

  13. LolaP.

    That is not true about him not doing an interview in 10 years. He was on “That Metal Show” and did an interview less than a year ago.

  14. LilDeuceDeuce

    I can’t stand Axl’s voice and it kind’ve ruins most of the classic G’n'R songs for me, but I have to admit, a Hallowe’en tree is an awesome idea and made for a funny story.

  15. Inmate 12236969


  16. Bionic_Crouton

    Someone please help this albino pimp find his bitches.

  17. cracka

    that isn’t Phillip Seymour Hoffman from Boogie Nights dressed for Halloween as Billy jack?

  18. Slash's Pick

    I expected a “Nightrain” wreck!

  19. “Axl!, Axl!, listen to me! You’re goin’ on Kimmel If you like it or not doesn’t matter!! I don’t care if some ho needs a beat-down! This comes first, and then you can beat down all the hoes you like! Don’t look at me like that! As your agent, I put up with your s**t the last 25 years and we need to making rain now!”

  20. SFRowGuy

    He can’t afford the drugs anymore. So sad.

  21. Sliver

    Say what you will about him currently, but I still occasionally google pictures of the young Axl Rose. Because, wow, was he something. And I had a major crush.

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