Avril Lavigne ‘too sexy’ to perform in Malaysia?

August 19th, 2008 // 86 Comments

Somebody thinks Avril Lavigne is not only sexy, but “too sexy.” Really? Vampire Girl? She was set to perform in Malaysia but officials for the country think Avril’s sugary pop music is a bad influence, according to OK! Magazine:

“It is not timely. It’s not in the good spirit of our National Day. If we go ahead with the concert, it is contrary to what we are preparing for,” said Shukran Ibrahim, a senior official from the ministry.
“We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,” said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party youth official.

Has anyone ever seen an Avril Lavigne concert? It’s pretty much the equivalent of watching somebody have a seizure – but with lasers, and it cost you a hundred bucks. Whee.

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  1. refriedwhiskey

    bahahahaha cunt.

  2. Ted from LA

    What is the deal with her hair? It looks like her dad fucked a peacock and she was the outcome.

  3. Kevin

    She is okay.

  4. Michael Savage

    What a nasty BITCH! Man-hands, pale as a ghost… Looks like a reptile…

  5. Sam

    “We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,” Quick someone call Weird Al !!!!!!!!

  6. rough daddy

    I think theyre right!!! these something about this little slut, that just exude sex!!

  7. cinnamon

    Hilarious! She is a bad influence, she teaches young women to be spoiled brat arrogant divas, plus she spits on her fans. Karma, bitch!

  8. rough daddy

    dont they have child prostitution over there? someone with info please enlighten me….

  9. Banned from Malaysia? There goes Canada secret mission to finally rid themselves of this fake punk.

  10. LillyAllen

    I think Avril and I should team up and sing songs like a female version of the righteous brothers. Then when we are on tour and the guys around are acting like asses I could get her in my hotel room for some carpet munching. We can do this because we are rock stars and it is expected.

  11. buck

    America is in fact the greatest country in the world

  12. hacksaw

    I”d hit it.

  13. Canuck

    As a Canadian, I am ashamed of this bitch.

  14. As far as I am concerned, the concert is still on and the organizer is still selling the tickets and there’s no official words on canceling the concert. What OK magazine reported is probably a rumor and it’s not true.

  15. YouRang

    I don’t agree with their logic, but they sure came to the right conclusion.

  16. quake

    I heard her labia hang down to her knees and her vag smells like speghettios.

  17. mike

    I think she is smoking hott… and very sexy.

  18. Snuffy

    Have u seen her in a bikini? Hawt!

  19. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    FISH, where in the quote were the words “too sexy”??? I think the quote made it very clear that she is too dirty and gross and as such she is a horrible vile and dirty woman who cannot be a good role model because she is so dirty and gross. Did I mention that she is dirty and gross? Oh also she has no talent, this that hurricane Katrina is a town ravaged by a hurricane so she’s dumber than shit and she looks like a possum an albino crazy possessed possum. Okay no more talk about this retched hideous bitchy midget it’s making me feel queasy.

    The concert description seems righ on target, but I wouldn’t know, so how do you know what a french April concert is like?

  20. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Avril is April in French, if her name was April it would signify “she is sweet and snuggly and smells like a summer breeze” but her name is Avril which signifies “she is beat and fugly and smells like hairy cheese… And she’s a whore”.

    okay i’m done
    making fun
    of tis bitch
    I bet she has herpes

  21. Ed Castillo

    Not too sexy to perform on my diggly-dick!

  22. drew

    She is not too sexy but cute and talent. Some bloggers mention her often at Richromances.com. It is said she has a profile at that site. Is she looking for boyfriend?

  23. Gerald_Tarrant

    Too sexy to perform in Malaysia, just sexy enough to perform in my bedroom. I’d split this chick faster than a pair of aces.

  24. If it weren’t for her perfectly balanced firm and plump rump she’d be selling coffee at Tim Hortons

  25. The Kilted Yaksman

    Hey #21, her real name is April Levine. That was deemed to be insufficiently edgy or punk or something…

  26. michele

    Oh my Lord. Some of y’alls comments don’t even make since. You sound like that pissed off punk kids that would fight to the death to prove that she is what you refer to as a “poser”. Jezze how lame could you be? I mean clearly you are still middle school. Cause nobody talks like that unless they are. Graduate like me. Oh yeah! Her dress is way cute!

  27. wat

    sexy like aids

  28. Fact Checker

    Hey #26

    Her birth name is Avril Ramona Lavigne.

    Fact.

  29. devilsrain

    29. Does anyone really give a shit

  30. dan

    i hate this fucking bitch, GO AWAY.

  31. Fact Checker

    # 29

    Apparantly #26 did.

  32. Fact Checker

    oops, got my facts wrong, that last post was meant for #30, but he/she doesn’t give a shit anyway.

  33. tanya

    #9 – are you retarded? There is no child prostitution in Malaysia. Do you even know where it is?

  34. rough daddy

    #34? did u read what i wrote you idiot of a woman…

  35. Cash

    That’s the Malaysian way of saying “sorry honey, we’re afraid you’ll suck up our country too if we let you in. Go back to highschool and maybe we’ll consider it in a few years, after the stank has had time to wear off.”

  36. lira

    I guess this really goes to show how far Avril has come.
    Just like she always wanted. Banned as “too sexy” along with Britney Spears et all. Headlines : Avril Lavigne – Too Sexy.

    Didn’t even Gwen Stefani and Beyonce tone it down for those countries?? (who are obviously, crazy) But I just find it really REALLY funny that the day has come when Avril “thou shall show no skin” “thou is a good role model” is actually deemed a bad one.
    Of course, people will be too busy ranting at the stupid, religious, over-protective country, and may even have sympathy for Avril (please god no) But it’s just really funny because if this was 2003, when she wore normal tee-shirts, and trousers or jeans instead of skirts, fishnets and corsets…
    If she just stood on stage and sang like she used to, like rock stars DO, instead of incorporating dance routines now, she would probably have been allowed to play.
    HAHAHA

    What do you expect when people who sing music aimed at 9 year olds, about stealing boyfriends, put the word motherfucker randomly into the lyrics just to look edgy ? I think they are right to ban this complete idiot, if only the western world would do the same. Give me all the debauched rock stars and writhing sensual pop stars but kick this permanent identity crisis having, bad music making, punk posing (mother)fucker out please

  37. Randal

    Hey Avril! Nice to see you stopping by the Fish as it has been quite awhile.

    Don’t fret about Malaysia, they don’t know what they’re missing, even when many boys dress like girls to be sexy over there.

    You’ve been sexy since you first came to the entertainment scene, so I don’t know why folks are not used to your sexy style. You wear it well.

    Randal

  38. Liz

    STFU Randal,
    Avril doesn’t fucking read this shit.

    Even if she did,
    She probably wouldn’t give a shit about someone whose only adjective in his vocabulary is “Sexy”.

  39. fug weasel

    sadly #34 yeah there is so shut it. Just like religious hypoctrites who are so anti sex and then rape their own fucking family members or kids they work it’s just hypocrisy and idiotic hypocrisy at that this bitch is the anti christ of sexy, what are some of you smoking? She fucking fug. Bitch looks like a weasel.

  40. Nicodemo Scarfo

    #40 you ugly fag skank as if you ever had anything other than a blowup doll or your child-molesting hands

  41. Nicodemo Scarfo

    #9 why are you so interested in child prostitution?

  42. Poon Tang

    Avril Lavigne is a worthless piece of shit. Wouldn’t it be nice to put on some of those brass knuckle thingies and just smash the shit out of that smug little face? BOO YA

  43. Former Expat

    Malaysia is so progressive, they pluralize a word by saying it twice. For instance, “visitor” in Malay is “pelawat”. So the vistor’s parking (sign in a parking garage) said “pelawat pelawat”. I know, I lived there for a year and ate off of banana leaves with my fingers. You eat with your right hand… cuz ya gotta wipe with the left.

    They also think that Avril is American, but they clearly have issues that go way beyond 3rd grade geography…

  44. Sicko the Clown

    Ya know, there’s something about this little slut that just makes me so horny, I think it’s just the thought of my hot, sticky tadpoles coating her buttocks and getting smeared around by my throbbing tubesteak after I reamed out her butthole.

  45. pyscho

    #44
    U must have been too cheap to go to places that actually used fork’s and spoon’s huh…. oh wait, all shops have utensils, so where were u actually eating?

  46. 47

    44,

    You obviously went to a banana leaf joint, you have the option to use cutleries if you want. So don’t go dissing other country’s cultures and language when you know shit.

    I’d understand the ban on Beyonce. But Avril?! Seriously!! Pfft.

  47. Ida Haryani

    [quote] 9. rough daddy – August 19, 2008 11:57 AM

    dont they have child prostitution over there? someone with info please enlighten me….
    [/quote]

    i am from malaysia, and i think your statement is absolutely wrong. the child prostitution is mainly happen in Thailand….write it again..THAILAND !

    not in malaysia…hope that u do some research before spread the skeptical statement like that…..thanks!

  48. Ida Haryani

    [quote] 44. Former Expat – August 19, 2008 6:39 PM

    Malaysia is so progressive, they pluralize a word by saying it twice. For instance, “visitor” in Malay is “pelawat”. So the vistor’s parking (sign in a parking garage) said “pelawat pelawat”. I know, I lived there for a year and ate off of banana leaves with my fingers. You eat with your right hand… cuz ya gotta wipe with the left.

    They also think that Avril is American, but they clearly have issues that go way beyond 3rd grade geography…[/quote]

    don’t blame the whole nation just because a small missunderstanding…..ok?
    maybe the sign been created by malaysian chinese peop, they are not so good in english pronunciation…

    and what about the 3rd grade geography…heelo?? we ar not in that category…we are in “developing” country…the 3rd grade country are like vietnam, africa…..

  49. tony jaa

    #48 *Excuse me, there is no child prostitutes in Thailand either, please get your facts right. You must be referring to Philippines as they have a whole industry just for that. Anyway Thailand is so much more wonderful than Malaysia and we have the best bitches and beaches in Asia. Have a nice day.

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