The always pleasant Avril Lavgine was spotted leaving the Roosevelt Hotel giving paparazzi the finger. Man, what a lady. I read somewhere they were going to ask her to write the Miss Manners column, but were afraid everybody would get discouraged when nobody could live up to the example she’d set. I believe their exact words were, “Her manners! They’re too mannerly! She’s too mannerful!” And then they just repeatedly screamed “manners” for three hours straight. I dunno, I guess that’s what they do in the newspaper business.
viv | June 1, 2007 at 6:59 pm
looks like ashlee simpson
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:06 pm
SECNOD!
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Wow! What a total Punk! So rebellious!
I’d like to watch a real musician knock her to the ground, shave her head, do a line of blow off of her ass, then deliver a nice warm steamer on her chest.
But, that’s just me reaching for the stars.
AFJ
FRIST!!! | June 1, 2007 at 7:10 pm
I don’t think she necessarily means to flip people off every single day, I think maybe her hand has tourrette’s. Let’s give her the benefit of the doubt, people!!!
Ok, I gotta go mow my lawn, before Whammer Jammer beats the shit out me.
I’ll be back if you’re lucky
Are ya feelin lucky?
Oh wait, that’s right…nobody gives a shit
Bye!!!!
Your Mom | June 1, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I hate her. What a douche.
Fifth Stooge | June 1, 2007 at 7:16 pm
She can stick that finger up her ass.
Chauncey Gardner | June 1, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Why aren’t there more violently insane celebrity stalkers than there appears to be? It seems like more people should be mowing these arrogant, moronic cock-sockets down when they step out in public.
BarbadoSlim | June 1, 2007 at 7:21 pm
This is one nasty, nasty-ass, little cunt.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:22 pm
“cock-sockets”
That’s some funny shit right there…
Fifth Stooge | June 1, 2007 at 7:23 pm
#2- Wow Ferret, that’s your second SECNOD of the day. I’ll bet you will be bragging to all your friends down at the Loyal Order of The Angry Ferret tonight.
Missmara19 | June 1, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Its Avril’avashlee simpson.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:26 pm
#10 – You recall the days of the L.O.A.F.? That was blogs and blogs ago. You just may be a fucking hipster after all!
There is a tear in my eye…
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:27 pm
AND – if you were a member of the L.O.A.F you must also have a gigantic and well-shaped cock. Bully for you!
BarbadoSlim | June 1, 2007 at 7:27 pm
#3 I propose the deed be done by Pink with her huge meaty dick.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Slim, can you imagine that? Pink would make yogurt out of this talentless hack. I would pay good money for that.
Fifth Stooge | June 1, 2007 at 7:31 pm
I vaguely remember something about the L.O.A.F.
Don’t let this trip down memory lane make you the Happy Ferret Jones. You must stay angry in these trying times.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:34 pm
True. Maybe I’ll go punch a Nun in the throat just to get my energy level back up.
YOU HEARD ME FUCKERS, NUN-THROAT PUNCHES!!!
Celebrityoops.tv | June 1, 2007 at 7:34 pm
What a Bi@tch!
Brock Landers | June 1, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Eh, I’ve never been such a fan of hers. The other dumb blond singers are much hotter than her. She’s nothing more than a bukkake candidate to me.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Brock, your site link has given me such wood that I offer up my only sister to you for your efforts.
Scorcher | June 1, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Is it possible to be less important than this bleached-blonde, bad-teethed midget?
Fifth Stooge | June 1, 2007 at 7:45 pm
#17- I’m all for punching a Nun, but only in the cooter.
Speaking of punching cooters…
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:47 pm
GOGF!!!!!
Semper Fi Stoogie!!!!
Angry Ferret Jones | June 1, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Looks like the ‘Punch was out of business around the same time I was. Coweenkeedink!
Binky | June 1, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Actually I agree with AL here.
I don’t like the paparazzi either – unless they’re catching a decent nip slip (hummm…just kidding mom) or they’re from ‘We Are Change dot org’
But her hockey socks ? Looks like she still supports the Leafs ! What a disgrace. Wake up girlfriend !
hollyj | June 1, 2007 at 8:02 pm
She and Victoria Beckham are competing for ‘The #1 Biggest Pig Nose in the World.’ Place your vote before it’s too late
MissDior17 | June 1, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Avril Lavigne thinks she has it all figured out at 21 or however the fuck old she is. C’mon, she used to be a “skater punk” who hated girly girls and now she’s “just growing up and becoming a woman”. I think she should shut her Paris Hilton [as she fucked her husband before Avril, her remains on Deryck still exist] coated cum filled mouth before she makes a total hypocrite of herself.
Hollywood Agent | June 1, 2007 at 8:32 pm
If this nobody doesn’t want her picture taken, she shouldn’t be in the entertainment business where everyone is considered a public figure.
No one is stopping her from going to work at the Hollywood Waste Management Company. I heard that they are currently hiring used-to-be almost-famous nobodies for good paying trash collection jobs.
Lopelus | June 1, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Atleast she’s keeping her diseases in her mouth this time.
News flash, April, no one respects your “profession” either.
Ali | June 1, 2007 at 8:53 pm
I second 1 and 3 LOL
ali | June 1, 2007 at 8:54 pm
hey look at me i write songs 4 years after gwen stefani that sound exactly like her and live to bash britney and ashlee yet grow my hair out juuuust like them. psycho idol love hate shit avril. seriously, youre not fooling anyone. blows my mind.
Dom | June 1, 2007 at 9:21 pm
good canadian girl. show ‘em americon punks.
ssdd | June 1, 2007 at 9:24 pm
The Bitch needs to remember that the paparazzi helped to make her “famous”… She best hope and pray they continue to EVEN want to take pictures.. otherwise, the public will forget about her.
Danny | June 1, 2007 at 9:25 pm
I’d really like to see her bare feet. And o, I don’t think that’s weird.
Laughing at jerks | June 1, 2007 at 9:25 pm
I’ve been thinking about it.. I think I’d willingly do hard time if I could punch her in the teeth.. with a 2×4.. that had nails sticking out every which way.. and the nails were covered with poison… poisonous poison
Fifth Stooge | June 1, 2007 at 9:35 pm
#23- Semper Fi, what is that? Always Painful?
Binky | June 1, 2007 at 9:54 pm
I agree #32, but she still hasn’t pulled on an
’9-11 Inside Job’ t-shirt
‘For When the Finger Just Won’t Do’
(and watch the paps clear – fast)
no1justminda | June 1, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Oh Avril, you’re such a badass. Hey hey, you you, I don’t like your “music”
amalie | June 1, 2007 at 10:02 pm
She’s a TOOL. Nobody cares, shes a has been, and her music sucks!!! She’s just pissed no one gives a damn about her…
captain obvious | June 1, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Jeez, I totally thought that was Ashley Simpson when I first saw the photo. I have to admit, I have some Avril cd’s and really do like her singing. But as far as her personality; it seems like she’s somewhat of a bitchy poser. I’ve heard her bash the blonde look many times, and yet there she is, with seriously blonde hair, and on many occasions wearing kinda slutty clothes, etc. I think she’s a pretty girl, but needs an attitude adjustment.
imran karim | June 1, 2007 at 10:18 pm
mannnnn
imran karim
Crap Tonight | June 1, 2007 at 10:19 pm
What we have here folks is..
an idiot
SEXY INDONESIAN IMMIGRANT | June 1, 2007 at 10:32 pm
SHE IZ SO UGLI I AM SEXIER THAN HER LOOK @ MY PIX
me0w | June 1, 2007 at 10:39 pm
She could’ve just screamed “FUCK YOU!!” to the paparrazzi, but that wouldn’t have made a good photo, so she did it in sign language so everyone will see that she’s a hard core rock n roll bitch. I am so impressed.
Avril you are so punk rock! Pink and Ashlee are only posers, but you are the real deal. rock on, Avril! You rebel, you sk8ter punk. I headbang to your music! Everyones gonna mosh at your next show. can’t wait.
me0w | June 1, 2007 at 10:43 pm
that outfit is so ugly. Look at her socks and her cropped pants and that bag.
bungoone | June 1, 2007 at 10:45 pm
the sad part is her & her friend are giggling. if she was as much of a bad ass as she thinks, she wouldn’t be all “tee hee hee i flipped them off!” fucking tards.
isitin | June 1, 2007 at 11:19 pm
She makes us Canadians look bad, dumb bitch.
elle | June 1, 2007 at 11:23 pm
i can’t believe i hate someone more than paris hilton. i can’t believe someone could be this odious without murdering someone. she probably would murder wouldn’t she? she would probably kill sid vicious because he ‘isn’t punk enough…like me. cos i’m punk….what? sid vicious is dead? yeah uh…i knew that. cos he’s like totally reincarnated in my body. that’s why i act so fuckin’ punk…ish. suck on that. fuck and that”
violeteyes | June 1, 2007 at 11:23 pm
She’s more embarrassing than Celine Dion. Don’t worry 47, she’s a celebrity, it doesn’t count.
katmorres | June 1, 2007 at 11:26 pm
She forgot her manners in public. I love your rock type baby… but seems not fit.