She’s puny, so he can’t be that tall either. And she seems to outweigh him, not gangsta. Her voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard, only not as creative.
wow for avril saying that she didnt care about desinger clothes and bags she sure has a lot of luis vuitton
Finally, something for Hilary Duff and Avril to bond over.
ok so maybe one luisvuitton thought i sawore but hey give me a break im on drugs :)
Uh, maybe he’s being a GENTLEMAN and carrying her luggage for her? I don’t know who this guy is, but if he offered to carry her luggage, then good on him.
They look like they should be working at Hot Topic.
In other news, who the fuck cares?
that purse looks like it could store a mexican family of 40 in it.
i ment saw more like i said im on drugs and the good kind :)
I’m starting to feel like the Superficial headquarters, a grandiose office building with a huge neon sign I’m sure, is based in Saskatoon, Canada. Because that’s where exiting stories like these are fresh n’ hot, hot, Hot off the press.
Other than that, I’d hit it.
Are these two effing hobbits? WTF? Aside from not having all that much talent, at least they can say that they are the most famous little people in the world (for the next five minutes anyway)
I’d rather look at Mariah Carey’s fat ass taking a poop than Deryck Whibley any day. What a strange looking little guy…
Are they engaged?? Looks like she’s got quite a rock on her finger.
Eh, not impressed. She’s less annoying these days, but only because she’s not putting out god-awful music.
It’s not that the rock is that big, it’s that her little person’s fingers are so small.
Is it just me, or is he REALLY STRUGGLING with those bags? His arms look like they might snap like toothpicks!
They are engaged.
He used to date Paris Hilton. What does that say about Avril, that a guy can go from Paris to Avril in one move?
Did his parents really write the name “Deryck” on his birth certificate, or did he do that to himself later in life?
Wow, she must feel good to know that if she were attacked, this guy could really defend her. If they were attacked by an infant, or maybe a parakeet. Yea, that guy could probably kick a parakeet’s ass. If the parakeet only had one wing and was still in a cage. And blind, or already dead.
He’s like a short… whoever that kid is on One Tree Hill. The popular one, not the snobby one. Anyway, Deryck looks like him, only smaller.
I found Avril Lavigne passed out under a bridge at 31st and Main, and two hobos were taking turns urinating on her. I’m pretty sure it was her, because she smelled like a Canadian and was muttering the lyrics to “sk*er boi” while crying. And she had black nail polish on and nobody cared who the fuck she was.
Yeah, it was probably her.
The headline should read:
Avril Lavigne is a stupid cunt that no one cares about anymore
There. Next story please.
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