It’s too bad she’s so annoying, because from certain angles Avril Lavigne might actually be considered hot. She was spotted with a friend running around Los Angeles showing off her pink bikini underneath her top. And maybe I was always too busy envisioning how I’d karate kick her in the throat, but where the hell did those boobs come from? They almost make her bearable. I did a scientific study and discovered that the number one key to being less annoying is to have big boobs. And you can’t argue with science. I used test tubes and everything.
leatherdaddy | August 3, 2007 at 1:21 pm
1st!
Rancor | August 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Now here’s another spoiled ass little bitch.
Laura | August 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm
They don’t look big to me. They’re about my size……..i don’t consider them big at all. they still look good tho…….
Lexoka | August 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Maybe she’s just using the same kind of bra as Paris Hilton.
Annie Rexia | August 3, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Somebody needs to send that cum dumpster back to Canada. By “send” I mean launched from a cannon. The only thing that whore would look good in is a casket.
wedgeone | August 3, 2007 at 1:27 pm
#5 – lol.
So who’s the broad hanging all over her? Girlfriend?
Malffy Hernandes | August 3, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Her boobs look weird, there’s no seperation between tits, it’s just a round white mass of annoying Avril flesh. YUK.
shappadai | August 3, 2007 at 1:30 pm
they’re not that big y’know. and i have big boobs, so i’m an expert.
leatherdaddy | August 3, 2007 at 1:32 pm
now that i have that out of my system. i cant stand this chick. shes like crazy brit. out of touch with reality. she stands for everything that she whines about in her so called music. but i am with fish. i would lo-ove to beat her up, in bed.
fawk yew | August 3, 2007 at 1:32 pm
did she get a boob job? they kinda look fake.
havoc | August 3, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I don’t care if that snapper was gold plated.
She’s so far from hot its not funny……
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wedgeone | August 3, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Snared by an amazonian lesbian. Avril doesn’t seem quite aware that her evening will entail hours of extreme fisting.
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 1:36 pm
I can’t see anything……….just a big white…thing with a pink streak of hair.
adeliza | August 3, 2007 at 1:38 pm
That is the strangest rack I’ve seen in a while.
Where is the cleavage?
lambman | August 3, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I guess they look big, until you remember she’s like 5’1″
and her breast to annoying ratio is still not ideal
HuzaaNations | August 3, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I’d pee in her butt
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 1:42 pm
That big chick with her looks like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Is that her bodyguard?
D4P | August 3, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Someone should tell her that her jeans are too big. And that they’re for boys.
jbird | August 3, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I don’t know why everyone hates her so. I mean, it’s not like she’s always getting drunk and always flashing her naughty bits like those other three…the one’s I’m sure I don’t even have to name. Besides, she is SOOOOO cute. I’m not gay or anything, but if she asked me to suck one of her boobs I would TOTALLLY do it!
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm
19–you’re right….she just spits all over people. Because she’s cute.
alianspleaseabductparis,jessica,brittney,lilosfreckles | August 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Rancor, your an ass. “Now heres another rich bitch” and leather daddy, you dork, “1st” like a little school girl. Losers. Avril rocks, she’s so real, she doesn’t need machines to make her voice sound good, she doesn’t go out and buy bleached horse teeth like ugly ass jessica simpson who has NEVER put out a good song in her entire “career” as a dumb blond that doesn’t realize she can’t sing and we are not watching her to listen to her sing, we watch her for entertainment as she makes those blojob positions with her mouth on the microphone and she is actually serious about the singing when were all really laughing at her while we shove earplugs and cotton balls down our ears. Avril is nothing like the phony, ugly, phycopathic, untallented stupid paris type sexually infected, twat flashing whores that are the “norm” nowadays.
adeliza | August 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm
#19
jbird—- you be gay
Melanie Endsley | August 3, 2007 at 1:49 pm
This chick is just plain ugly. No matter how many shitty songs she tries to write, the future for her looks bleak, as time and gravity will have their way with her, just like the rest of us. She sucks, period.
Go back to Canada, eh?
zoltan | August 3, 2007 at 1:50 pm
I hate her BECAUSE she doesn’t get drunk and flash her naughty bits. To me that’s the true measure of a good girl…
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 3, 2007 at 1:52 pm
19, because she’s probably the biggest phoney around, or close to it,
18, what’s wrong with boy jeans? i’d rather see girls wearing baggy jeans than too tight ones with flesh spilling out all over the place.
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 3, 2007 at 1:54 pm
true 22, but not nearly as gay as 21.
combustion8 | August 3, 2007 at 1:54 pm
she’s so mousy looking, I’d like to slap her in the face with my cock.
D4P | August 3, 2007 at 1:55 pm
“what’s wrong with boy jeans?”
The crotch looks terrible, and I’m guessing the butt looks saggy too. There are plenty of options between “baggy” and “flesh spilling out”.
jrzmommy | August 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm
21…yeah, Avril’s real alright…….real fucking ugly.
gotmilk? | August 3, 2007 at 1:57 pm
“she doesn’t need machines to make her voice sound good”
I think that’s the problem. she needs the machines because she doesn’t sound good.
“she’s so real” – you have GOT to be kidding me?!?! she sing songs about middle school breakups. it’s pathetic. she’s a married woman & 20 something. grow up! and wtc is that pink shit in her hair? ohhhh that’s SO punk rocker! fucking poser bitch.
fawk yew | August 3, 2007 at 1:57 pm
i’d rather jack off to a picture of dogs doing it than look at this. Snootiest bitch on the face of the planet. SHE’S GOT NOTHING!
Canadian border | August 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm
no thanks try going to Mexico instead you little cunt bitch!!
leatherdaddy | August 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm
#21. im the loser? youre the one defending avril lame-o. she is now a model/singer, has ‘phony’, fake blonde hair and is married. how does that make her real in the world of punk rock? other then not graduating canadian highschool, shes posed all the way. ive always wonder what kinda-of poses she had to do to get as far as she has. & thanks for noticing the humor of my first, first.
#10. i was starting to wonder the same thing.
Annie Rexia | August 3, 2007 at 2:06 pm
#21. Are you serious? Have you ever heard this bitch live? I’ves heard more melodious tones coming from a raccoon trying to naw it’s way out of a steel trap. Secondly, didn’t this spunk receptacle quit singing for a while to have her mouse face splashed all over magazine covers as a model? Isn’t she trying to break into movies too? Yeah, selling out like that is really “real”. My bad. In order to sell out you originally have to have ethics, which this little pasty beast has never had. And as far as talent is concerned, I don’t think Lou Reed is exactly losing any sleep over Avril’s BRILLIANT lyrics to GIRLFRIEND.
Don’t even get me started on that troll husband of hers. I call them the gerbil and the mouse.
doug | August 3, 2007 at 2:06 pm
#12- she’s aware
Dizzyebnny | August 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm
i’d do her friend instead looks like she’s hiding quite the big rack in that sweater(last pic).
altho this is LA what is she doing in a sweater in the middle of summer?!?
inremembranceofdrunkblogger | August 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Fuck You #18! I didn’t read your post or anything, I just wanted to say that.
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a canadian | August 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm
“send her back to Canada”
no, we don’t want her here. give it to mexico please.
in fact, just skip that and shoot her into the sun.
HankTheDwarf | August 3, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I WOULD CERTAINLY EAT HER ASSHOLE OUT DAILY
We-Le-Surrender.... | August 3, 2007 at 2:14 pm
I want to hit her in the head with a brick…
Nice perky tits though…
Raul | August 3, 2007 at 2:17 pm
She’s so cute, her music can be annoying, But I’d nail her.
my comment | August 3, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Anarchists with Implants?
HHHHHHHHHAAH
what a little phoney turdling.
joe | August 3, 2007 at 2:21 pm
She looks like someones Mom who is trying to dress punk to fit in with her daughter’s friends. Her boobs look like they came are from a mannequin.
my comment | August 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Send her back to SnowMexico where she came from!
Lori | August 3, 2007 at 2:24 pm
HEY HEY ! YOU YOU ! YOU HAVE ALBINO BOOBS!!! HER HAIR REMINDS ME OF THOSE STUPID ASS BARBIES I HAD WHEN I WAS 5 WITH THE CLIP IN HOT PINK EXTENSIONS. GOD SHES SOOOO PUNK ROCK!! WHAT A DOUCHE
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | August 3, 2007 at 2:27 pm
46–why you gots ta shout?
PATITO | August 3, 2007 at 2:29 pm
ESTA CHICA ESTA MUY BUENA, ES PARA PAJEARSE TODO EL DIA, ME ENCANTA, ME GUSTA SU MANERA DE INTERPRETAR QUE ES UNA CELEBRIDAD Y SABE LO QUE TIENE QUE HACER, SER HERMOSA Y FRAGIL, Y A LA VEZ TAN VIOLENTA Y NENA MALA, QUIERO QUE ME ATE A LA CAMA Y ME DE SIN PARA, FIESTA TODA LA NOCHE, Y DIAS DE CALOR.
BESOS A TODOS
PATITO | August 3, 2007 at 2:29 pm
ESTA CHICA ESTA MUY BUENA, ES PARA PAJEARSE TODO EL DIA, ME ENCANTA, ME GUSTA SU MANERA DE INTERPRETAR QUE ES UNA CELEBRIDAD Y SABE LO QUE TIENE QUE HACER, SER HERMOSA Y FRAGIL, Y A LA VEZ TAN VIOLENTA Y NENA MALA, QUIERO QUE ME ATE A LA CAMA Y ME DE SIN PARA, FIESTA TODA LA NOCHE, Y DIAS DE CALOR.
BESOS A TODOS
BRyan | June 17, 2011 at 9:20 am
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Big Pimpin' | August 3, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Big Pimpin’ would hit dat raw. hit it so hard, bitch be feelin’ me all up in her throat. see if 12 inches of Alabama Black Snake don’t shut this cracker head bitch up.