Avril Lavigne shows off her boobs
It’s too bad she’s so annoying, because from certain angles Avril Lavigne might actually be considered hot. She was spotted with a friend running around Los Angeles showing off her pink bikini underneath her top. And maybe I was always too busy envisioning how I’d karate kick her in the throat, but where the hell did those boobs come from? They almost make her bearable. I did a scientific study and discovered that the number one key to being less annoying is to have big boobs. And you can’t argue with science. I used test tubes and everything.