Avril Lavigne attended the MTV Europe Music Awards 2007 last night in Germany. Apparently Europeans really dig her because she knocked out Justin Timberlake in the top two categories. Not only did her song “Girlfriend” win Most Addictive Track, but Avril walked away with the coveted award for Solo Artist of 2007. It’s been a while since she’s been on the site, so I thought, why not? She looks cute as a button. It’s almost like I could pick her up, put her in my pocket and take her home. Sure, she’s been hanging out with Britney Spears, but it’s cool. I’ll just dip little Avril in a thimble full of bleach. Safety first!
Photos: Getty Images
asdfqx | November 2, 2007 at 9:45 am
so what’s the big deal? show some more kim
1MILF Hunter | November 2, 2007 at 9:47 am
She needs some sun. Either that or she’s an albino. Still much better than the unrelenting Brittney postings.
blizzy | November 2, 2007 at 9:48 am
is that a wedding ring i see? thats one big cubic zirconia.
she’d be hotter with a few extra pounds on her.
Feckless | November 2, 2007 at 9:51 am
After you dip her in bleach, you might want to glue her lips together so you can’t see her Bride of Chucy teeth.
Texas Tranny | November 2, 2007 at 9:52 am
Her dress is fucking ugly all bunched up like that.
I do like the fishnets (only if they’re stockings)
MrSemprini | November 2, 2007 at 9:53 am
All these lovely celebrities wearing fishnet hose and I can’t even get my wife to wear underwear… woe to me…
Christinw | November 2, 2007 at 9:55 am
I hate this ugly bitch.
BaconSaviour | November 2, 2007 at 9:57 am
Where are the rest of her legs? Does she have some kind of condition? Was she born without thighs? You know , short people got no reason to live.
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 9:57 am
Geh!!! She’s been hanging out with Britney??
ALatrine | November 2, 2007 at 10:00 am
dipping her in bleach is a good idea. add urinal cake earrings and she just might be useful too.
Quagmire | November 2, 2007 at 10:02 am
i would love to see her on www dot brutaldildos dot com.
giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy giggiddy gooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Spanktronic | November 2, 2007 at 10:04 am
The MTV europe awards was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Moments of pure unscripted brilliance. By the end of the show Snoop and Dave Grohl were basically insluting everyone in sight and no one seemed to get it. If you like laughing at europeans and lots of shit music you have to see this show.
Jimbo | November 2, 2007 at 10:04 am
I think she could use a little less makeup
scooby | November 2, 2007 at 10:05 am
she sure holds that microphone well in the first picture.
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 2, 2007 at 10:07 am
Don’t you just love that plaid dress. When was the last time you saw plaid.
Really retro and cute
Texas Tranny | November 2, 2007 at 10:09 am
Her eye make up looks like a $2.00 hooker down at the gloryhole.
D. Richards | November 2, 2007 at 10:17 am
I am praying that Avril’s jet crashes in to the Atlantic on her way back to The States.
taylor | November 2, 2007 at 10:19 am
Methinks you are racists.. too white? Oh and what about being to black? Whatever, bunch of idiots.
Superevil | November 2, 2007 at 10:25 am
I wouldn’t mind shooting a load of spunk on her face even though I can’t stand her
Guy | November 2, 2007 at 10:27 am
She is promoting the emo style which is against tan, hence the paleness.
Trust me, its hard being that pale, you have to wear sun block everyday.
Batty 'bout Avy | November 2, 2007 at 10:32 am
Must admit she cleans up pretty well, nice smile pretty eyes, etc. Hey, I gots an idea, she could do ads for IHOP-she could speak their latest tag-line-come hungry, leave happy-get it? lol
Mr Big | November 2, 2007 at 10:35 am
Just noticed, what’s up with the lil skull necklaces she’s sportin’?
Kim | November 2, 2007 at 10:42 am
Hey #20 Guy.
Being pale comes naturally to some people, like me. I’m French and Irish, there aren’t any paler nationalities on earth. Not everyone in America is dark skined Mexican (yet, unfortunately) And she won’t be a bag of wrinkles at 30 from living in a tanning boot either. Not all pale people are EMO!
We need more pale people, I’m sick of looking at orange Paris, Jessica and Lindsay!
geek | November 2, 2007 at 10:43 am
she looks like she wasn’t popular in school and didn’t have friends
geek | November 2, 2007 at 10:44 am
she looks like she wasn’t popular in school and didn’t have friends
geek | November 2, 2007 at 10:44 am
but she prob didn’t go to school
gertie | November 2, 2007 at 10:46 am
lets all pray together ……….
gertie | November 2, 2007 at 10:46 am
lets all pray together ……….
geek | November 2, 2007 at 10:48 am
that pale short girl in the drama club, her parents were too poor to buy her braces. she tried to be different by putting streaks in her hair…
she wasn’t smart enough or deep enough, didn’t have cool enough taste in music to be one of the indie kids… shops at hot topic.
nipolian | November 2, 2007 at 10:52 am
You would think that whoever did her make-up would have popped that big ol zit between her eyes prior to slapping all that goop on her face. (pic 2)
Ript1&0 | November 2, 2007 at 10:58 am
Oh HELL NO! HEEELLLLLL NOOO YOU DID NOT JUST PUT THIS BITCH ON HERE! AND SAID SHE WAS CUTE! ARE YOU F’ING KIDDING ME?!?! OH MY GOD THERE GOES MY BREAKFAST… YOU ARE A TOTAL DOUCHE LOSER POSER LOVING RETARD!!
Yes I am yelling.
EmoEater | November 2, 2007 at 10:58 am
I’d buy her a boob job, lock her in a box, and feed her nothing but my hog. Now put the fuckin’ lotion in the basket!
never could be hot | November 2, 2007 at 11:04 am
all this makeup and she still doesn’t look like a slutty hot hooker, she looks like a dork. and she looks like chris crocker…
dutchick | November 2, 2007 at 11:06 am
yes the EMA’s sucked..cuz it took place in germany. it wasnt even really advertised outside of germany til last week so the only people who voted are german. the fact that avril lavigne won any award (or was even a nominee for any award) reflects only on how disgustingly bad german taste in music is – not europeans.
Kim | November 2, 2007 at 11:10 am
Hey Geek. #24,25,26,29……
We’re not interested in your life story!
nipolian | November 2, 2007 at 11:17 am
The Germans are the ones that really love David (the drunk old guy rolling around on the floor with a hamburger in his hand) Hasselhoff’s music….right? That right there speaks volumes about their taste in music.
geek2 | November 2, 2007 at 11:21 am
kim, do you think avril is cool?
geek2 | November 2, 2007 at 11:21 am
kim, do you think avril is cool?
Kim | November 2, 2007 at 11:23 am
Geek, not really, and not really (seeing as you post almost everything twice)
FRIST!!! | November 2, 2007 at 11:23 am
What happened to her husband? He used to be in a band.
Race Car 41 or something like that.
A | November 2, 2007 at 11:24 am
she is too pale, you can use sunless tanner to make your skin look better. she looks like an ugly ghost
Kim | November 2, 2007 at 11:26 am
#41, Sunless tanner, even the expensive brands turn most people an unnatural color. I’d rather be blinded by paleness then have people look like Oompa-Loompas.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | November 2, 2007 at 11:49 am
Being cute one night a year cannot make up for the fact that she’s a back-stabbing, tash-talking, fan-spitting-on bitch. What a twat-salad.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | November 2, 2007 at 11:51 am
Sorry that was ‘trash-talking.’
And she has more moles than an international spy agency.
Spanktronic | November 2, 2007 at 11:53 am
Last night Dave Grohl made a joke then said he wasn’t “blaming” the German audience. No one luaghed of course, since we all know how Germans feel about accepting blame. Definetly a highlight of the show.
deddog | November 2, 2007 at 12:23 pm
her being a ghostly white is not the problem… the problem is her vapid personality. i’m sure you guys have all heard her talk and her views on the world. this has to be one of the stupidest people i’ve ever heard interviewed… she makes britney look like stephen hawking. dumb bitch, go to Hell if you support this idiot.
ddd | November 2, 2007 at 12:52 pm
“The Germans are the ones that really love David (the drunk old guy rolling around on the floor with a hamburger in his hand) Hasselhoff’s music….right?”
And John Tesh!!!!
my comment | November 2, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Quite a dork. She can never be cool as Blondie or Patti Smith or any real rocker.
havoc | November 2, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Why are you showing this when there are photos of Kim’s cootch to be seen?
I mean really…..
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gerard Vandenberg | November 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm
AVRIL, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE eliminate those pink hairs!!!! You are a mature woman and show that too. This is really the looks of fifteen year old highschool girl. AND YOU ARE NOT ANYMORE!!