Avril Lavigne is an amazing human being

September 7th, 2007 // 214 Comments

If you can read Avril Lavigne’s latest interview with Q Magazine without wanting to head butt your monitor then you’re a stronger person than I am. Because I read this thing and all I wanted to do was start head butting monitors.

On dealing with her incredible success
“Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won’t get hassled. But that’s OK. I was born to do this, and so I’ve learned how to cope.”

On her competition
“Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not.”

On her generosity
“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”

On her polarizing personality
“People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me.”

Wow, what an amazing person. When that “hurricane thing” happened Avril filled boxes with crap and told her assistant to “take it to Katrina.” The name of a hurricane. And she also likes to give stuff to her employees who don’t make much money. I hear they were going to give her a humanitarian award but she was disqualified because they said it wasn’t fair to the other nominees. Sometimes I get her confused with that Jesus character from the Bible because they’re so similar.


  1. Foxie

    Shes just like any other of the retards that step out of Hot Topic.

    I want to beat her to death with a sock of pennies.

  2. Uber Bean

    24 million albums and all she could give was six boxes of crap she didn’t want anymore? she’s a real fucking philanthropist.

  3. Hemlock Queen

    I’m just going to reiterate what most of you have probably already said.

    I’ve HATED this bitch with a passion since I heard the first song shit song she “made.” She’s a corporate music whore, and a poser to boot. Fucking Narcissist Hag!

  4. gnipgnop

    I’d tag that froggy dwarf!

  5. bijoux

    what an embarassment to Canada. the US can have her.

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  7. If a celebrity wanna show they have attutude’ and ‘personality’ all they have to do is look trashy,act like a 12 year old boy and talk shit about other celebrities.Wow Avril you are so cool.
    And plus you are not even educated!We all wanna copy you!

    Yea Avril I hate you,and actually Im on college,and I’m making more quality music.So I guess I’m a loser?(sigh)….You’re my role model.
    I hope one day I’ll be talentless and ignorant like you…

  8. BaldAsBritney

    Just for because of this the next time I drive to Montreal I am swinging through Napanee to shit on her parents lawn.

    Because there is nothing sadder than a corprate robot who believes her own hype. Fucking pathetic.

  9. Spanky

    I love when this no talent mall rat plays dress up. She looks fucking ridiculous

  10. *vomits copiously*

  11. shaun

    i’d be inclined to think the interview was edited if i hadn’t heard her in a video interview some years ago. it was horrible. she has the most boring personality i’ve seen of any famous person. it was like they were interviewing some animal they just woke up from hibernation who was tired and grumpy. not only that, but she looks like a sewer rat. i guess that compliments her personality or something? she had the same sense of “giving” back then too. she sang for 15 minutes and gained like $25 which she gave to some bum, then felt good about herself. lawl.

  12. lkgj

    Why are her legs so gross and blotchy? And oh yeah, she’s a stupid bitch.

  13. Shatteredshards

    Perhaps they’d appreciate better pay over whatever she pulls out of the closet that she no longer wears.

    Maybe they can just put it all on eBay.

  14. LauraE

    24 million albums ??? Is it true ? Maybe she has problems remembering figures? It is hard to believe that 24 million people bought a CD of Avril Lavigne…

  15. LauraE

    HA !!! They had to draw a cross on the floor so she would know where to stand for the photographers !!!!

  16. mimi

    It looks like her hair has raspberry filling.

  17. She has terrible, terrible music. I wonder why teenagers dig her. She used to pretend she was a rocker, now she looks like a prostitute. Hope all her money evaporates and all she’s left is her black eye pencil.

  18. jowney

    conceited! can’t believe it…

    i cant deny though that i love her songs hehehe

  19. Avril's jock strap

    Wow. I didn’t used to not like her, but what a TOOL!!

  20. Pj

    # 10 – a douchbagette. Or douchebagelle.
    Like a bagel. A raisin bagel, because it kind of looks like her face.

  21. Amanda

    What fucking doppy bitch!.

  22. sloopydo

    Now she’s number 1, in the stupid hair category that is, right up there with Amy Winehouse

  23. Tracey

    Tanya Harding! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope she cries in her tiny little husband’s arms when she reads that one!
    Six boxes of crap from her closet for “that hurricane thing.” Wow, she is a gem.

  24. Quack

    She is the most generous duck-pig I have ever seen.

  25. ERtech

    what a loser………..she is so full of herself !
    I think her “music” is horrible

  26. Her hair is menstruating.

  27. What a FUCKING bitch! BTW Avril – you suck! Kelly is SOOO much BETTER! Also, whats up with the bleeding hair? Were you kissing your own ass while you were on the rag?

  28. Nicholas

    Everything Will said.

    As a Canadian, I’d like to be to defend her, but really she should just go away and….well just going.

    Also, ‘girlfriend’ is the stupidest song imaginable. What crap.

  29. kc

    i hate this mean-spirited cheap imitation of every possible imaginable thing. mallrats have more originality and talent than this ditz of a bitch.

  30. nina

    when i see American girl ………thanks god ………………i am from another country !!!

  31. passerby

    Oh god, your “getting her confused with that Jesus character” cracked me up. It’s amazing how you can make Avril sound half-interesting.

  32. avrilsucks

    Who knew that someone this punk, this hard-core, this raw and edgy, could be so giving and be blessed with such a heart of gold.

    I remember seeing the faces of those poor people in Louisiana, homes destroyed, families lost, hungry, thirsty, forlorn….

    And all I could remember thinking was that I wished that I could take away all their sorrows, dull their pain, wipe away their tears with a couple boxes of shit from Hot Topic.

    But I can go to sleep with a smile on my face tonight, because there are people out there like Avril who reached out in ways that the rest of us could not.

    PS) Avril, this goes out to you. To your amazing heart. But we know how hard-core you really are. Otep and the girls from kittie want to die of shame and cry in their pillows every time they hear the savagery that is you and your music.

  33. I would love to invite her over and let her listen to my collection of Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and The News digital compact discs.

  34. Jennifer

    I’m sure the Katrina victims loved getting a box of shit. What a self-righteous bitch.

    And “Lady Twatty McCuntington” is just too damn funny.

  35. Isis

    I bet u get this all the time, but i’m a huge fan!!!!!
    i just hate avril… she thinks she’s the last cookie of the pakage (brazillian jk)… i helped a lot more than she did, and not only on Katrina but with the Tsunami, and in my own country… i just can’t take her anymore, her stupid songs…. she can’t even sing… and her attitude, well… that’s not original, my dog has a more orginal attitude than she does!
    If you take her appearance off there’s nothing there… ok, ok, i know she’s cute and everything but please, just throw some water on her face and it’ll disappear!

  36. Jenny O

    yeah she’s was real tough skipping around the stage on Fashion Rocks the other night!

  37. nina

    don’t blame her she is american girl!!!

  38. darvey

    wow. wow.
    fucking wow.

    i cannot staaand that bitch.

  39. yukadoozer

    the dead kennedy’s have a bounty on her

  40. sue

    Avril sounds like shit, she’s not very talented. Her music or whatever she calls it sucks, her attitude sucks even more!

  41. norton

    Tough? LMFAO Try spoiled, self-obsessed little bitch and you’d be on to something “Avril”.

    I’ve read a few of her qoutes in the past and every time she opens her mouth she keeps solidifying the fact that her publicist or manager or someone should stop her from doing interviews.

    But amazingly she still ends up recording (and she’s such a powerful talent).

  42. norton

    Um, Nina #181, 188? Are you mentally challenged or just another American hater.

    FYI dumbass, Avril is from Canada.

  43. Shes the daughter of God… i know that bitches…

  44. JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin

    She’s a little full of herself, isn’t she? Like we should all bow down in her presence.

    I hate when celebrities take themselves way too seriously.

  45. JustAgirl

    Modest much? It’s hard to forget the girl who spits on you.

  46. 3Foot Lizard

    Tough? LMFAO Try spoiled, self-obsessed little bitch and you’d be on to something “Avril”.


    That phony little cunt tough? Yeah, I’m sure she had it rough in home turf in Compton. My woman is 5″1′ and she could kick her untalented ass.
    Not to mention her song writing is about as deep as Paris Hilton’s thinking and she sounds like a cat being tortured.
    ESAD bitch.

  47. Andy Warhol

    Avril? Your fifteen minutes are up.

  48. LINz

    i hate people -bravo and bravo. Wonderfully said. I couldnt have said it any better. And for the little smartasses out there it ain’t because we are jealous. All you have to do is read what she wrote to know she is as cold as ice. Personally i don’t know very much about Miss Avril, but I suggest she work on her interview skills because she sounded like a complete and total fucking twit. But i am glad she exposed herself for the total ass face she is. Take it to Katrina? I’m sorry but when did we stick all the people that went through that hurricane and call them all Katrina? I live in Mississippi and we felt some of the damage also. It was a big f—ing mess all over the south. If she would have been down here when it all went down and saw a few floaters she might think a little differently. I think more than anything aside from all the makeup and fucked up pink hair people are people. Good or bad. There is no since in a celebrity making gobs of money and not giving any of it away to help a GOOD cause. What the fuck is wrong with all these celebs? I hope they all get what they deserve. Stingy little turds.

  49. grr.

    sorry – but Avril is totally an unimpressive individual. Went to go see her perform in Shanghai cause I thought she might have some substance.
    Her performance in Shanghai was the most god-awful performance in the world. 80% of the time she was checking to see whether her hair looked good on the screen… and where in the world did she learn how to dance? i think my pet frog has more moves than she does!

    her inability to show any respect to the crowd with her lack of being a genuine performer has made me completely cross her off my list as a respectable artist.. and now I read how she doesn’t have any intellectual capacity as well!

    Why does she have to misrepresent Canada like that? She should go back into her closet and decide which way she wants to go – punk or pretty little princess.

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