If you can read Avril Lavigne’s latest interview with Q Magazine without wanting to head butt your monitor then you’re a stronger person than I am. Because I read this thing and all I wanted to do was start head butting monitors.
On dealing with her incredible success
“Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won’t get hassled. But that’s OK. I was born to do this, and so I’ve learned how to cope.”
On her competition
“Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not.”
On her generosity
“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”
On her polarizing personality
“People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me.”
Wow, what an amazing person. When that “hurricane thing” happened Avril filled boxes with crap and told her assistant to “take it to Katrina.” The name of a hurricane. And she also likes to give stuff to her employees who don’t make much money. I hear they were going to give her a humanitarian award but she was disqualified because they said it wasn’t fair to the other nominees. Sometimes I get her confused with that Jesus character from the Bible because they’re so similar.
Extreme | September 7, 2007 at 12:28 pm
First.
Ruff | September 7, 2007 at 12:28 pm
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ScreenRant.com | September 7, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Enjoy it while you can, baby.
Vic
Texas Tranny | September 7, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Her hair looks like shit.
I love the dress.
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | September 7, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Lady Twatty McCuntington has spoken.
Adena | September 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
*headbutts monitor*
princess lulu | September 7, 2007 at 12:35 pm
DAH!! what do you expect from a natural blonde!!!!!! ??????
hello | September 7, 2007 at 12:35 pm
FUGLY BITCH
princess lulu | September 7, 2007 at 12:36 pm
DAH!! what do you were expecting from a natural blonde!!!!!! ??????
LL | September 7, 2007 at 12:37 pm
She’s the female version of a douchebag. What would that be?
hannah | September 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
the female version of a douche bag is a jock strap maybe
Smegma | September 7, 2007 at 12:39 pm
finally she wears decent clothes, I hope she keeps it up
grobpilot | September 7, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Insignificant, condescending, better-than-you, worthless cock hole. Fuck her.
Texas Tranny | September 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
This just in:
LOS ANGELES — The days of Britney Spears and her panty-free parading may finally be over, as FOXNews.com has learned that the “Crazy” crooner is contemplating a contract with a leading lingerie label.
“A pretty prominent underwear company is very interested in having Britney exclusively endorse their line,” an insider close to the pop princess told Pop Tarts.
“At this stage the deal probably won’t involve any official advertising, but she’ll be required only to wear their products, and I guess somehow she’ll have to work out a way to show those cotton coverings!”
The source added that there are few things that would need to be “ironed out” with the Britster before blanketing her booty with a brand, including formalities to forbid future flesh-flashing.
“It would look really bad if she was caught again without underpants, especially when she has a top lingerie label backing her, so they’ll want to ensure that doesn’t happen,” added the insider.
Perhaps this is another personal push for Brit to get back into the spotlight “One More Time.” The “reformed” rehabber is reportedly also working hard to drop some pounds.
It’s been a stressful time for Britney and she has gained weight,” confirmed a Britney buddy. “But now that she’s on the comeback trail, she’s determined to get back into shape. She’ll be doing a lot more dance classes and she’s given up alcohol.”
But Brit may also be getting some help from Hoodia, with a number of reports suggesting that Spears recently had a big box of the African appetite suppressants home-delivered.
Darth Hater | September 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Someone should tell this self important little bitch she’s not Princess Diana, although maybe she should be.
frenchie | September 7, 2007 at 12:41 pm
She is so god-damn ridiculous. I worked at Swingo’s restaurant in Cleveland, OH, over two years ago. It was a big celebrity hangout in the 70s when bands would come to Cleveland. Swingo’s Celebrity Inn is featured in the movie Almost Famous. Anyway, Avril came to the restaurant when on tour in Cleveland a few years back and was given everything for free – food, drinks, etc. Her entourage got a bunch of free food as well. And how does she respond? The cheap bitch didn’t even leave a tip! She is a “giving” person??? My ass.
YouRang | September 7, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Wow! A real life pampered punk rocker. She’s totally hard core.
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I didn’t used to hate her but NOW I do.
I’m such a LOSER!!!
poopimus prime | September 7, 2007 at 12:44 pm
All you haters can say what you want, but Avril will always be my tiny Nicole Kidman replacement.
ya_rly | September 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
On her hair:
“Rit has decided to sponsor my European tour, and they’re trying to break into the hair products market over there with the ‘ravers and tweakers’ market. Plus, I like the fact that it draws more attention not just to me, but to my wild side, which I have carefully cultivated with my agent.”
On her dress:
“You’re probably thinking it doesn’t go with my hair, right? Right? I did that on purpose, so that they would clash, so I could get the message out to my fans and market segments that I can look tough, especially in these formal occasions that require I dress appropriately.”
More about her dress:
“My evening attire is a bit poofy. My marketing team determined that a lot of my fans are overweight and can get uncomfortable when I flaunt my taut body in public appearances. I use the colors for clashing to let them know I’m still Avril the Bad Girl, and the less revealing cut so they feel as if I’m sensitive to their self-esteem. I’ll probably give this one away to one of my assistants – I know just the one, she has a bit of a weight problem herself. She might have to tailor it for her love handles,but that’s her problem.”
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
My head hurts
ch474 | September 7, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Dumb twat! She should be stuck behind the counter at the Flying J in her little dump of a hometown, jammed between the highway and Lake Ontario, wondering if she’s pregnant and will graduate Grade 10. I’ve never heard a worse interview in my -uh like – life. Read a book bitch! Learn how to string a few words together! She gave boxes of clothes to Katrina victims. Great, little kids in grade 1 will now wear Prada to the trailerpark. Don’t be talking about generosity when you’ve got celebs giving hundreds of thousands of dollars … not hand me downs. Embarassed that your “workers” don’t make much? Pay them idiot! Jeez did someone break the second hand on her 15 minutes of fame? Go watch your more talented husband enjoy his regular lap dance at a strip club!
Felix Wheatley | September 7, 2007 at 12:46 pm
she make me HARD
Jimbo | September 7, 2007 at 12:47 pm
FRIST you are not a loser. Did you go to happy hour last night?
Do you want to hear something really funny? Somebody thought Texas Tranny and I are the same person.
wastedOne | September 7, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Damn, she makes the Olsen twins look like they have curves and personality!
haha….her workers don’t make much money – then give em a fucking raise if your so damn giving! Oh, you only like to give them used stuff from your closet.
Riotboy | September 7, 2007 at 12:48 pm
She seems very conceited.
/DO NOT WANT
What'sUpWithTheHair? | September 7, 2007 at 12:49 pm
She looks like a soiled tampon. Punk, my ass! What a poseur.
M. Richards | September 7, 2007 at 12:50 pm
“African appetite suppressants”??? Don’t you have to…you know…just go live in Africa? Or is Britney going to install her own mudhole, and squat in it, covered with flies, while Sally Struthers eats all her food and pleads for donations?
Texas Tranny | September 7, 2007 at 12:50 pm
ROFLMAOPIP
That’s some funny shit right there Jimbo.
Duchess of Dork | September 7, 2007 at 12:50 pm
She disgusts me. What she plays is ten-pop. Not rock. I hope she falls in a ditch and dies.
Jamie | September 7, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Wow. Talk about delusional.
Flute Man | September 7, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Permanent bedhead. She’s “ordinary girl, U.S.A.”, shellackered, and put out on the music counter.
What’s so great about being ordinary? She’s really undersexualized, has no personality, and while some of the music is ok, it’s mostly, “I’m a corn girl from here or there! Watch me wash my hair! I spank lions everywhere!” The lyrics are supposed to be heartfelt, but everything feels so commercial, it’s like a controlled little McRebellion in a teacup.
Where’s the fire? And these latest shots, just more plainness. Did she just come from picking daisies at the Village? Does she have a grey bonnet for that outfit, too, or maybe a drab shawl?
Tony G | September 7, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I’d still love to fist her ass.
Dar | September 7, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Wow–I feel privileged to walk on the same planet and breathe the same air as Avril. The world is truly a better place now that we have a celebrity who will send six boxes of second-hand junk to that Katrina girl who suffered through that hurricane thing.
Every time Avril sings, somewhere an angel farts…
Jamie Evans | September 7, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Wow, that’s a lot of potatoes!
Jimbo Jones | September 7, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I dont believe in violence towards women, but id love to punch her with an aluminum baseball bat…
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Hey Jimbo, no she stood me up, like I figured. So I had my own happy hour at my own bar (aka my kitchen). The drinks are cheaper there and they don’t cut you off when you get a little lit.
WTC?!?!? You are not Texas Tranny???
ShitInABox | September 7, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Avril shits in card board boxes and has it sent to Africa where all the starving children are. She knows these kids have never had enough food in their belly to crap and she wants them to see what shit looks like before they die. Isn’t that a nice thing to do for the starving?
robby | September 7, 2007 at 1:00 pm
This girl is out of her mind. Kelly just having a pretty voice, but not a strong persona? Kelly would rip her apart vocally and in a fight to the death. She is flat out crazy!
combustion8 | September 7, 2007 at 1:04 pm
could someone snipe her? please?
stephiphany | September 7, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Man, I hate her.
Jimbo | September 7, 2007 at 1:07 pm
FRIST – how was the service? Did you try and pick up on the bar tender? Did she laugh at your joke?
I almost fell off my chair when I was asked if TT and I were the same person. I have been called a lot of things over the years, but I have NEVER been asked that before. No offense TT, We all march to our own drummer
FRIST!!! | September 7, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Hey TT did you get the email I sent you?
Greta | September 7, 2007 at 1:08 pm
“not easily ignored” ?
funny, i’ve found it *really* easy to ignore her the past 3 years or so. i’d forgotten about her until i saw this, actually. then i weeped.
faith | September 7, 2007 at 1:09 pm
what’s up with her hair?
Jimbo | September 7, 2007 at 1:11 pm
And my drummer’s favorite song is “Lotion and Tissues for One…Again”.
HottestHere | September 7, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Avril rocks! She’s beautiful, talented, and always right at the edge. You bellies and skanks just can’t handle that truth.
HeadButting Blonde | September 7, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Somebody needs to punch this worthless twat in the face….. with a CLOSED fist…and SOON!
Chauncey Gardner | September 7, 2007 at 1:15 pm
I’d like to be “comfortable in her skin”, too… Ed Gein-style.
Tiffany | September 7, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Oh, Avril definitely has talent. It’s not easy to be stupid AND conceited at the same time.