Avril Lavigne hits the gym

“It amazes me you have a 12 year old niece,”
Okay…
“you can say what you want about the US i could give 2 fucks,”
It was sarcasm, but alright, kewl.
“its a celbrity gossip forum.”
That’s what I heard.
“The fact that you post more then anyone else on this forum and re-post if no one found your others funny just makes me realize that you drink more cock then Tom Cruise himself.”
Yeah, I drink a lot of cock. If you’ve got something mean to say why don’t you try making some rational connections between statements so you don’t sound like a rambling idiot? Sure, I post a lot. Does that have something to do with what I said? No. Are you disagreeing with me, or just trying to pick a fight? Let me know and I’ll see what I can do to help.

#93 – It’s not polite to disagree with yourself.

Okay, I admit that I’m stupid. I referred to my own post. My bad. I’m also stupid for trying to teach you neanderthals anything besides cute acronyms like TCLTC.

Goodbye. I’m leaving for a board where the average IQ is higher than Forest Gump’s.

And I still think Avril is hot.

See ya later Mr. Belvedere

South Park’s version of “kill canada” say’s it all… nuff said

See ya later Mr. Belvedere

Actually no i read your post wrong, Im drinking Canadian Beer and Sowing a Red Leaf on my backpack so I was distracted. Either way I hate Canadians. You can have all your canadian music artists back too, they fucking suck.

BJLTC – durhurhurhur! I’m an american neanderthal! duh, oops! I wasn’t supposed to know how to spell that, duh!

Their just jealous because of our big American penises.

100: If you’re gonna try to talk like Cher from Clueless then at least get to know your designer handbags (it’s a balenciaga and you can buy them for 20 bucks on Canal Street).

In response to #86, the last time Canada invaded anyone was when we participated in the world wars. Since then we managed to stay out of Nam and Iraq, both major military succesess for you, continue to be proud. The first time we invaded anyone was in the War of 1812, when we invaded America and BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE. Ha ha.

OshKosh

They’re also jealous of our American-style jokes. At least, that’s what Long Duck Dong told me.

BigJim

“Goodbye. I’m leaving for a board where the average IQ is higher than Forest Gump’s.”

Whatever, dude. You were so gonna leave anyway, because you have lots of seals to hunt, hockey to watch, beer to drink, and false-pretense invasions to not be involved in. Au revoir. And, yes, I pronounced that ‘oh revore’.

Question: How does someone PASS OUT from being coked up?

Is this just something that happens in Canada? If so then perhaps Canadians are dumb enough to purchase ground up sleeping pills disguised as cocaine?

111 – Hi, My name is David Benner and there’s nothing I love more than a good ol’ smoked cock. In Canadia we have nothing better to do than sit around & chop down trees and suck on each others dicks whilst wearing ladies undergarments. We keep prostitution legal here just so’s those darned Americans think we’re cool, but we’d never think of having us any of that… that’s what we got us lumberjacks for. And don’t gotta pay for it either. Good ol’ ass-fuckin’ up here in Canadia. Sweet livin’!

That’d be located at averageIQ.com/forrestgump/forum
Check it out!

#111

ohh, i remember those wars, canada had what, maybe 1 or 2 guys in there big fuckin deal. If it weren’t for the U.S. in the world war you’d be talkin japanese you canadian bacon bastard…

http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v45/Mr.Griffin2/canadasucks.png

Here is factual evidence.

http://www.pigdog.org/categories/canadia_sucks.html

More facts about those people up there.

#105 – The south park song is actually called “Blame Canada.” If you are going to reference a song from a cartoon to make your point, then get it right. The irony? The makers are South Park are, in fact, Canadian. So now we have hockey, terrible pop singers, maple syrup annnnnnd cartoon artists.

from that link up there to Canadians:

P.S. If you guys keep mouthing off, one of these days we’re gonna invade your sorry country and give you a serious ass-kicking.

hey happytimeharry –
did you get your cool maple leaf patch from canada in epcot too? I love that place, they have pastries called beaver tails.

america fuck yeah

kill canada has more of a zing, don’t cha think.

Uh yeah, just the other day TS was calling this girl fat. Now suddenly like six days later, the girl give TS writer guy a boner? Give me a fucking break.

I hear there are alot of Canadiens in Africa…..hehehehehehe

# 119 youre a fucking retard. The creators of South Park are both from Colorado. Canadian? You fucking moron.

# 119 youre a fucking retard. The creators of South Park are both from Colorado. Canadian? You fucking moron.

ugh…the blonde hair looks horrible on her. Shes got a nice little butt though.

Oh, Canada…

two things
since when did she decide to look hot
and two, is she flying in that last picture? is it part of some deal she made with the canadian devil

two things
since when did she decide to look hot
and two, is she flying in that last picture? is it part of some deal she made with the canadian devil

I’d like to dip my dingus in red paint and draw a maple leaf on her hooters. I bet her legs go all the way back behind her head.

Course, she’s one of those chicks that’s going to age badly.

Well, her face already looks about ten years ahead of her body….

Cancernipples is correct —- Matt and Trey belong to us!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trey_Parker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Stone

america fuck yeah

Having lived in both countries, I’d have to say Canada and the US are equally as stupid for different reasons, and equally as great for different reasons. Y’all stop fighting and get along now, ya hear, or I’ll tie you all together with a skipping rope until you apologize to eachother like my dad used to do to me and my brother.

Seriously, this bitch looks like Tilda Swinton and always has. I don’t see what it is about this pic that has so many of you retards popping wood.

133, I just think its hilarious that this halfwit posted to correct someone else and then in the same post was actually so freaking stupid as to claim matt stone and trey parker are canadians.

jesus curling christ

dumb canadians can’t do anything right, even their bacon tastes funny.

Biatcho (#114), way to argue a factual political statement by questioning my sexual orintation. Lol, you sound like a baby. I think that all of us, Canadian and American alike, can agree that you represent the lowest common denominator. (A lumberjack diss? Jesus fucking christ . . . no comeback needed. Pathetic.)

#134 (I double checked to make sure I had the correct number this time).

You’re right. I’m sorry. Peace?

So all canadians aren’t lumberjacks?

So all Americans don’t eat their baby’s mama’s placentas?

I’m really confused, if all canadians aren’t lumberjacks, then who cuts down all the trees to make all the toilet paper that americans use?

124, did you happen to touch the side of your face when you said that?

124, did you happen to touch the side of your face when you said that?

I’ve always thought that she has such a nice face.

Her ass is definitely bubble-status. Hot.

Her hair is the color of a Twinkie. Gross.

Is a Skanky Midget a Skink? If so, Avril is a major Skink.

Does she ever smile of have any facial expressions? She’s ugly and weird looking.

139 – There go the Canadiennes, capitulating again. WIMP!

I’m enjoying the visual of BigJim stomping away from his computer…….then running back minutes later to check the boards. AND apologize. Only a true Canadian pussy would call a truce like that.

‘Merica Rules, ya HEARD?????