Avril Lavigne hits the gym

April 19th, 2006 // 295 Comments
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  1. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    “It amazes me you have a 12 year old niece,”
    Okay…
    “you can say what you want about the US i could give 2 fucks,”
    It was sarcasm, but alright, kewl.
    “its a celbrity gossip forum.”
    That’s what I heard.
    “The fact that you post more then anyone else on this forum and re-post if no one found your others funny just makes me realize that you drink more cock then Tom Cruise himself.”
    Yeah, I drink a lot of cock. If you’ve got something mean to say why don’t you try making some rational connections between statements so you don’t sound like a rambling idiot? Sure, I post a lot. Does that have something to do with what I said? No. Are you disagreeing with me, or just trying to pick a fight? Let me know and I’ll see what I can do to help.

  2. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    #93 – It’s not polite to disagree with yourself.

  3. BigJim

    Okay, I admit that I’m stupid. I referred to my own post. My bad. I’m also stupid for trying to teach you neanderthals anything besides cute acronyms like TCLTC.

    Goodbye. I’m leaving for a board where the average IQ is higher than Forest Gump’s.

    And I still think Avril is hot.

  4. The Mad Scientologist

    See ya later Mr. Belvedere

  5. bigponie

    South Park’s version of “kill canada” say’s it all… nuff said

  6. The Mad Scientologist

    See ya later Mr. Belvedere

  7. HappyTimeHarry

    Actually no i read your post wrong, Im drinking Canadian Beer and Sowing a Red Leaf on my backpack so I was distracted. Either way I hate Canadians. You can have all your canadian music artists back too, they fucking suck.

  8. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    BJLTC – durhurhurhur! I’m an american neanderthal! duh, oops! I wasn’t supposed to know how to spell that, duh!

  9. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Their just jealous because of our big American penises.

  10. biatcho

    100: If you’re gonna try to talk like Cher from Clueless then at least get to know your designer handbags (it’s a balenciaga and you can buy them for 20 bucks on Canal Street).

  11. DaveBenner

    In response to #86, the last time Canada invaded anyone was when we participated in the world wars. Since then we managed to stay out of Nam and Iraq, both major military succesess for you, continue to be proud. The first time we invaded anyone was in the War of 1812, when we invaded America and BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE. Ha ha.

  12. mamacita

    OshKosh

    They’re also jealous of our American-style jokes. At least, that’s what Long Duck Dong told me.

    BigJim

    “Goodbye. I’m leaving for a board where the average IQ is higher than Forest Gump’s.”

    Whatever, dude. You were so gonna leave anyway, because you have lots of seals to hunt, hockey to watch, beer to drink, and false-pretense invasions to not be involved in. Au revoir. And, yes, I pronounced that ‘oh revore’.

  13. CheekyChops

    Question: How does someone PASS OUT from being coked up?

    Is this just something that happens in Canada? If so then perhaps Canadians are dumb enough to purchase ground up sleeping pills disguised as cocaine?

  14. biatcho

    111 – Hi, My name is David Benner and there’s nothing I love more than a good ol’ smoked cock. In Canadia we have nothing better to do than sit around & chop down trees and suck on each others dicks whilst wearing ladies undergarments. We keep prostitution legal here just so’s those darned Americans think we’re cool, but we’d never think of having us any of that… that’s what we got us lumberjacks for. And don’t gotta pay for it either. Good ol’ ass-fuckin’ up here in Canadia. Sweet livin’!

  15. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    That’d be located at averageIQ.com/forrestgump/forum
    Check it out!

  16. bigponie

    #111

    ohh, i remember those wars, canada had what, maybe 1 or 2 guys in there big fuckin deal. If it weren’t for the U.S. in the world war you’d be talkin japanese you canadian bacon bastard…

  17. CheekyChops

    http://www.pigdog.org/categories/canadia_sucks.html

    More facts about those people up there.

  18. ifrit239

    #105 – The south park song is actually called “Blame Canada.” If you are going to reference a song from a cartoon to make your point, then get it right. The irony? The makers are South Park are, in fact, Canadian. So now we have hockey, terrible pop singers, maple syrup annnnnnd cartoon artists.

  19. CheekyChops

    from that link up there to Canadians:

    P.S. If you guys keep mouthing off, one of these days we’re gonna invade your sorry country and give you a serious ass-kicking.

  20. jugsgirl

    hey happytimeharry –
    did you get your cool maple leaf patch from canada in epcot too? I love that place, they have pastries called beaver tails.

    america fuck yeah

  21. bigponie

    kill canada has more of a zing, don’t cha think.

  22. CancerNipples

    Uh yeah, just the other day TS was calling this girl fat. Now suddenly like six days later, the girl give TS writer guy a boner? Give me a fucking break.

  23. Italian Stallion

    I hear there are alot of Canadiens in Africa…..hehehehehehe

  24. CancerNipples

    # 119 youre a fucking retard. The creators of South Park are both from Colorado. Canadian? You fucking moron.

  25. CancerNipples

    # 119 youre a fucking retard. The creators of South Park are both from Colorado. Canadian? You fucking moron.

  26. ugh…the blonde hair looks horrible on her. Shes got a nice little butt though.

  27. chiris

    Oh, Canada…

  28. alexjanes

    two things
    since when did she decide to look hot
    and two, is she flying in that last picture? is it part of some deal she made with the canadian devil

  29. alexjanes

    two things
    since when did she decide to look hot
    and two, is she flying in that last picture? is it part of some deal she made with the canadian devil

  30. lurkerx

    I’d like to dip my dingus in red paint and draw a maple leaf on her hooters. I bet her legs go all the way back behind her head.

    Course, she’s one of those chicks that’s going to age badly.

  31. CancerNipples

    Well, her face already looks about ten years ahead of her body….

  32. jugsgirl

    Cancernipples is correct —- Matt and Trey belong to us!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trey_Parker

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Stone

    america fuck yeah

  33. tits_on_snack

    Having lived in both countries, I’d have to say Canada and the US are equally as stupid for different reasons, and equally as great for different reasons. Y’all stop fighting and get along now, ya hear, or I’ll tie you all together with a skipping rope until you apologize to eachother like my dad used to do to me and my brother.

  34. CancerNipples

    Seriously, this bitch looks like Tilda Swinton and always has. I don’t see what it is about this pic that has so many of you retards popping wood.

  35. CancerNipples

    133, I just think its hilarious that this halfwit posted to correct someone else and then in the same post was actually so freaking stupid as to claim matt stone and trey parker are canadians.

    jesus curling christ

  36. jugsgirl

    dumb canadians can’t do anything right, even their bacon tastes funny.

  37. DaveBenner

    Biatcho (#114), way to argue a factual political statement by questioning my sexual orintation. Lol, you sound like a baby. I think that all of us, Canadian and American alike, can agree that you represent the lowest common denominator. (A lumberjack diss? Jesus fucking christ . . . no comeback needed. Pathetic.)

  38. BigJim

    #134 (I double checked to make sure I had the correct number this time).

    You’re right. I’m sorry. Peace?

  39. jugsgirl

    So all canadians aren’t lumberjacks?

  40. poisonys

    So all Americans don’t eat their baby’s mama’s placentas?

  41. jugsgirl

    I’m really confused, if all canadians aren’t lumberjacks, then who cuts down all the trees to make all the toilet paper that americans use?

  42. CheekyChops

    124, did you happen to touch the side of your face when you said that?

  43. CheekyChops

    124, did you happen to touch the side of your face when you said that?

  44. Voracious

    I’ve always thought that she has such a nice face.

    Her ass is definitely bubble-status. Hot.

  45. neatokim

    Her hair is the color of a Twinkie. Gross.

  46. Trotter

    Is a Skanky Midget a Skink? If so, Avril is a major Skink.

  47. Iambananas

    Does she ever smile of have any facial expressions? She’s ugly and weird looking.

  48. Trotter

    139 – There go the Canadiennes, capitulating again. WIMP!

  49. mrs.t

    I’m enjoying the visual of BigJim stomping away from his computer…….then running back minutes later to check the boards. AND apologize. Only a true Canadian pussy would call a truce like that.

    ‘Merica Rules, ya HEARD?????

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