Avril Lavigne hits the gym

April 19th, 2006 // 295 Comments
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  1. She does have a big olde butt for such an otherwise skinny frame. I have to say, though, that overall she’s pretty cute.

  2. mamacita

    MeganHarris, you have the intelligence and comprehension of a bowl of pubes.

  3. BigJim

    That is some sweet looking camel toe. I’d definitely nail her. She actually looks like a normal human being, and not some fabricated, plastic surgitized, bleached, brainless fuckwit like Paris Hilton who is so stupid she has to tattoo her own name upside down on her tits so she doesn’t forget it.

    Canadian chicks are hot.

  4. LB

    I’d hit that into oblivion, sure, but don’t those last two pictures seem a bit unnatural? There’s just something about it…
    Anyway, does she still perform, or is she just living on what she earned previously?

  5. LB

    I’d hit that into oblivion, sure, but don’t those last two pictures seem a bit unnatural? There’s just something about it…
    Anyway, does she still perform, or is she just living on what she earned previously?

  6. poisonys

    I love that she’s wearing lululemon pants, which is an athletic line based in Vancouver. Nice to see her represent.

  7. Mr. Fritz

    It goes to show that “celebrities” need makeup artists and hair stylists to look hot. She’s kinda cute, but she looks stoned. I know this, because I like the Mary Jane.

  8. Italian Stallion

    # 38 I want to pick her up by her ankles and dunk her in a pool of acid, Then I will have sex with her. Is that gross?

    I didn’t think so either…….

  9. Trotter

    @38 Not gross, unless you plan to eat her.

    I’d rather dip her by the ankles into a vat of hungry pirhannas.

  10. Porcelina

    If theres one person in this world that hates her, its ME!

    My friend went to highschool with her and said avril wanted to be the next dixie chicks, shes a country singer/lover all the way. Second of all, she came into our spa one time and past out during her treatments cus she was either a)still drunk or b)still coked out.

    Shes a poser. Gah.

  11. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    60 – obviously you’re Canadian, because here in the USA passing out from a cocaine bender in a spa is hella kewl.

    I want to rub mayonaise all over her ass and make motorboat sounds on it with my face and then swing her around my head by her ponytail. Is that gross?

  12. Superfish, next time you start feeling turned on, do this:

    Picture her wearing a stripey tie and black wristbands, doing jazz hands while singing “Sk8er Boi”.

    You’re welcome.

  13. Avril Lavigne has been hot lately. These pictures a little old though. Like a week! She very well may have gained 10 pounds since these pictures were taken.

  14. Trotter

    @60 – totally gross, but it also makes me kinda hard and sweaty. And I’m currently overdosed on oxycodone, naproxen and flexiril – so you’re extra hot.

  15. Porcelina

    Ahaha and the fact that my friend went to school with her in Kingston doesn’t give it away that I’m canadian?

    And no, here in Canada, we just all get drunk more so than coked out. And since shes been in the states for awhile, I doubt her little body could handle our beer anymore.

  16. bigponie

    I’ve seen that bag in a S&M store in hollywood, I bet she’s got some whip, face mask and butt-plugs in there.

  17. JussDuckie

    She’s 5’3″, people! Give the shortie a break!

  18. HappyTimeHarry

    Porcelina please stfu and get back to watching Hockey, Im not impressed you know someone who went to school with her

  19. The Mad Scientologist

    I know a friend of someone that works in Wendy’s, who served a biggie-sized #6 to someone, who gave first-aid to someone who farted in church who was joined by…who the fuck cares…blah blah blah….Canadians can eat a dick

  20. The Mad Scientologist

    I know a friend of someone that works in Wendy’s, who served a biggie-sized #6 to someone, who gave first-aid to someone who farted in church who was joined by…who the fuck cares…blah blah blah….Canadians can eat a dick

  21. Jacq

    Trotter, is it supper hella hot?

    #60 – All I can say is that if someone wants to pass out on coke, that’s weak. Heart attack? Maybe, but only if you’re a pussy. But just to be clear, I am not disagreeing with you – we both hate her.

  22. mushmouth

    Since she’s already so white but so hot, I’m gonna be her skaterboi, take her to my room and dip her in marshmallow creme and have a big sticky-sweet hellutime more than once with her… in the meantimg Tom Cruise will be in my back bedroom lovin on some strange cock.

  23. ifrit239

    #68 – your comment astounds me. You must be the most intelligent, worldly person in the world! I can’t believe you figured out the Canadian way of life. Thats right folks, we just sit around and watch hockey. All. Day. Long.

  24. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I have a friend that went to school in Puerto Rico, does that make me Bolivian? Or maybe I’ve been drinking too much of that super-potent, hardcore Canadian beer. You know, the kind that over a period of a few years renders you legally retarded?
    No, wait, I’ve been doing coke in the US and I don’t have any friends. I forgot.

  25. BigJim

    Canada Rocks!

    america (lower case intentional) Sucks!

    We don’t get our jollies by invading other nations under false pretenses and killing their civilians.

  26. Porcelina

    All I’m saying is that shes a loser.
    Simmer down folks.
    Too bad its assholes like #68 and #69 that give most americans a bad rap in ALL countries. Why do americans wear canadian flag patches on their backpacks?

  27. Porcelina

    funny how the web browsers allow an american to tell me to eat a dick, yet won’t let me say something similar to an american.

  28. Porcelina

    Thank you big jim.

  29. Trotter

    Jacq – my balls just burst into flames. White hot flames of lust. Like the kind dogs get when a bitch is all stanky with musky heat, but hotter. I gotta get some air.

  30. BigJim

    You’re welcome, Porcelina.

  31. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I personally go around invading other nations under false pretenses and killing their civilians all the time, but I usually have to borrow my uncle’s truck since I can fit more ammo in the bed. I also feel confident in my superiority over all other nationalities because of penis size and car size. I eat at McDonalds every day and drive an SUV just so I can waste gas! I’m a gun-happy redneck who can’t spell “Yourup” or locate it on a globe! I buy breast implants for my 12 year old nieces and refuse to learn other languages!
    Please spare me, BigJim. I’ve seen that Michael Moore movie.

  32. BigJim

    Go Flames, Go! Kick Anaheim’s american ass.

  33. biatcho

    76: I thought it was white trash like Britney Spears & Lohan that gave Americans bad names? But surely the mad scientist on the Superficial.com is heading the list of all hated Americans because everyone on the Superficial is totally famous (according to heiferzzzz).
    And who the fuck still wears a backpack? The only reason any moron would wear a red maple leaf on their backpack would be because we stole all your hockey teams because you suck.

    Although I do love Labatt’s beer. It’s delicious for breakfast.

  34. tits_on_snack

    Passed out from a cocaine bender? How does that work? All my coke benders leave me wide awake and twitching for days, laying in bed staring up at the ceiling and vibrating, dry-mouthed, teeth grinding, nailing the curtains to the wall.
    By the way, how come the only Canadian music that makes it big in the U.S. is the pop crap? Avril, and Nickelback, and shit like that – Americans eat it up like biggie fries.

  35. Chrystal03

    Kumbaya my lord…Kumbaya!!!

  36. bigponie

    @#75

    that’s cause canada is hiding under the american flag, and when is the first or last time canada invaded anyone? hmmmm

  37. The Mad Scientologist

    #75: FYI, this site is not meant for deep, hard-pressing political issues. It’s sole purpose is to create an environment to textually pimp-smack turd-sniffing hosers like you who take themselves way too seriously.

  38. BigJim

    #81 — Michael Moore is an idiot, and so are you. An american idiot.

  39. biatcho

    Big Jim: do you at all resemble the guy on the package of a roll of Brawny papertowels? I imagine you to have many red plaid flannel shirts & love maple syrup.

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…

  40. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    84 – don’t ask me. I guess Avril Lavigne is impervious to the effects of drugs. Or it has the opposite effect on her. Or Porcelina is 13 and doesn’t know what cocaine is.

  41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    88 – Nothing validates a point more strongly than quoting Green Day. Wake me up when September ends…

  42. Trotter

    75 & 77 – yeah, sure. And you didn’t annihalate your aboriginal population… Hypocrites, those Canadiennes…
    Oh, and “BigJim”, I hear it’s more like “SlimJim”…

  43. BigJim

    #75 — You certainly are a typically ethnocentric (We’ll all wait while you go look that word up) american, having no knowledge of anything outside your own little corner of the world.

    Canada has been involved in most UN sanctioned actions: Afganistan, First Gulf War, Korea etc. We also played a large role in both world wars. What we DON’t condone is unilateral action by a wannabe world cop (Vietnam, Iraq#2).

    No wonder the world hates you.

  44. HappyTimeHarry

    #81, It amazes me you have a 12 year old niece, you can say what you want about the US i could give 2 fucks, its a celbrity gossip forum. The fact that you post more then anyone else on this forum and re-post if no one found your others funny just makes me realize that you drink more cock then Tom Cruise himself.

    The Canucks on the board got real offended when i brought up hockey which made my day. The only thing canada offers to the world is great strip clubs.

  45. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I know that Michael Moore is an idiot, that was my point. You need to sharpen your sense of sarcasm or get out of the pool.

  46. A Nobody

    Wow, her size looks exactly like mine. And I’m 14 years old. If only I had that bag…

  47. mamacita

    @93

    Hee hee. You just called yourself a typically ethnocentric american that has no knowledge of anything outside your own little corner of the world. I agree, no wonder the world hates you.

  48. The Mad Scientologist

    In other news, please go to cnn.com if you want to discuss U.N. peace sanctions. Big Jim, are you seriously going to start an argument on this topic on a website with a pink desktop and features articles about Tom Cruise eating Katie Holmes’ placenta? Big Jim eats the cock. There, I win! According to the parameters of this comment board this statement has you owned. Peace, you Canadian son-of-bitch.

  49. mamacita

    @94

    Uhhhh, OshKosh was being sarcastic. She IS from the US and was making fun of BigJim.

  50. polypam

    She’s a wreck-up-from-the-neck-up, she’s a Monet, she’s a butter-face! Hmmm. Still gotta love the very punk rock Fendi/ Gucci/ Prada/ LV bag she’s carrying. And those yoga pants? ROCK ON!

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