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Barbara | April 19, 2006 at 11:02 am
wasn’t there a post a few days ago saying how gross she looked?
keronac | April 19, 2006 at 11:04 am
what a cute butt!
DonLes91 | April 19, 2006 at 11:04 am
Yeah, something about her navel poking out. You can still see it in that second pic – that’s nasty.
ziggurat | April 19, 2006 at 11:05 am
i would hit that crying, because of all the regret … so much regret …
DonLes91 | April 19, 2006 at 11:06 am
She’s so skinny, she defies the laws of gravity (3rd pic).
Jacq | April 19, 2006 at 11:06 am
What is she, 3 freakin’ feet tall? She makes that sedan look like an Excursion.
You can take the girl out of Canada, but you can never get the smell out of her hair.
Nice ass, fatty.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | April 19, 2006 at 11:06 am
She needs a tan.
miss_paris | April 19, 2006 at 11:07 am
damn it…almost first..
anyway….cute pics…but she looks very ugly in the last 1. and WHY IS SHE STANDING IN THE RAIN WITH HER PHONE?? stupid.
miss_paris | April 19, 2006 at 11:08 am
oh and…she looks like shes flying in the last pic…LOL. *magical Avril*
biatcho | April 19, 2006 at 11:12 am
Seriously. In last week’s post it looked like she was standing next to a Monster Truck, so naturally she would look tiny.
But here she’s standing next to a Saturn or some crappy car like that and she still looks like a cast-off from the LolliPop Kids. Dwarfs are people too.
tits_on_snack | April 19, 2006 at 11:12 am
There’s one of those hideous designer handbags I was talking abooot.
She looks like crap as a blonde.
What other mean things can I say… I’m sure I’ll be back with more.
Vampyreska | April 19, 2006 at 11:12 am
Did she just pour bleach all over her head? Go to the hairdresser, hon! You can afford it!
biatcho | April 19, 2006 at 11:13 am
LOL #9
mamacita | April 19, 2006 at 11:15 am
@8
You can’t say “almost first” when you’re 8th. That’s like saying Tom Cruise is “almost sane” or that ning-ning is “almost intelligent”. It just doesn’t make sense. Look, I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.
HappyTimeHarry | April 19, 2006 at 11:17 am
The first pic gives me a rager. Although she looks like a tiny vampire in the other 2.
Chrystal03 | April 19, 2006 at 11:18 am
Yuck, she looks like a baby squirrel with bad hair…
The Mad Scientologist | April 19, 2006 at 11:18 am
Yep, it looks like Avril’s been working hard to tone those buns. She better….if she wants to sit on my face.
CheekyChops | April 19, 2006 at 11:22 am
she reminds me of a ferret. An albino one.
EvilFiend | April 19, 2006 at 11:25 am
HA HA ! She’s a Butta-Face!
Kevin | April 19, 2006 at 11:28 am
Vampire? Albino? No, just Canadian.
Land-Man | April 19, 2006 at 11:28 am
I bet she’s in Los Angeles.
Land-Man | April 19, 2006 at 11:29 am
Guess how I know.
gammanormids | April 19, 2006 at 11:31 am
Ok, I don’t like this chic, but I can’t say she doesn’t look good. She does look good
adrock2xander | April 19, 2006 at 11:33 am
Damn she’s got a fine ass and perky small breasts. I’ll do her. Midget or not.
Chrystal03 | April 19, 2006 at 11:34 am
she looks good from the ankle down…
gammanormids | April 19, 2006 at 11:35 am
Ok, I don’t like this chic, but I can’t say she doesn’t look good. She does look good
lebowski | April 19, 2006 at 11:36 am
Her parents were obviously abusive, beating her face with the ugly stick every time she tried to ask nicely if they would let her out of that dark closet.
mamacita | April 19, 2006 at 11:37 am
@26
Does she look good?
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 19, 2006 at 11:37 am
#6 – I was thinking the same thing. Where was she working out at, Billy Barty’s Half Pint Gym? Does anyone know how tall she is? I used to entertain thoughts of tapping that ass, but how can one when she is literally the size of a penis??
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 19, 2006 at 11:38 am
#6 – I was thinking the same thing. Where was she working out at, Billy Barty’s Half Pint Gym? Does anyone know how tall she is? I used to entertain thoughts of tapping that ass, but how can one when she is literally the size of a penis??
lebowski | April 19, 2006 at 11:38 am
Her parents were obviously abusive, beating her face with the ugly stick every time she tried to ask nicely if they would let her out of that dark closet.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 19, 2006 at 11:39 am
I want to throw things at her ass, varying from darts to quarters to tomatoes to dildos. I just can’t make up my mind!
lebowski | April 19, 2006 at 11:40 am
Her parents were obviously abusive, beating her face with the ugly stick every time she tried to ask nicely if they would let her out of that dark closet.
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 19, 2006 at 11:40 am
#6 – I was thinking the same thing. Where was she working out at, Billy Barty’s Half-Pint Gym?
bjpack | April 19, 2006 at 11:40 am
I did not believe it when I heard it but apparently Tom Cruise sprinkled some Xenuvian pixie dust on Avril just before the third picture was taken. I looked up the license plate for the van in the picture in my database (4FPT237) and it does indeed belong to Tom. Apparently, in the first picture Avril was calling her publicist to say she was going to be late for an appearance. In between pix 1 and 2, Tom got out to ask what the problem was. She explained and hence, he shared the pixie dust. She locked her car door (pic #2) and was off to fly to her appearance. Say what you want about him, but he is a good man, afterall.
51Cent | April 19, 2006 at 11:41 am
I think this girl has Brittany Spears white trash potential all over her…
This could be K-fed’s next victim…
thatsnothot | April 19, 2006 at 11:42 am
ew she looks gross. what exactly did she do to deserve any attention at all? had one hit song four years ago? she’s not even newsworthy. maybe if she were hot i would actually care…
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 19, 2006 at 11:42 am
I wanna pick her up by the ankles and dunk her in some sweet and sour sauce. Is that gross?
lebowski | April 19, 2006 at 11:43 am
Damn it!! It’s never as good the 2nd time!
thatsnothot | April 19, 2006 at 11:47 am
i just read she was 5’2″ somewhere for whoever was asking
ESQ | April 19, 2006 at 11:50 am
Another that works out to improve themselves mentally and physically is definitely a winner in my book.
enfilade | April 19, 2006 at 11:52 am
Nice ass, but she looks like an alien from star trek.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
51Cent | April 19, 2006 at 11:52 am
She is no hotter that the other junior high school girls I was scoping out in my blacked-out white conversion van this morning…
Sheva | April 19, 2006 at 11:55 am
Hmmn 5’2″ is respectable. She’s maybe less. But a cute smurf with a nice rear.
Sheva | April 19, 2006 at 11:57 am
Hmmn 5’2″ is respectable. She’s maybe less. But a cute smurf with a nice rear.
hendero | April 19, 2006 at 12:03 pm
uh, #8, I think you’ll find that’s a car key she’s holding, not a phone. Even Derek Zoolander’s phone wasn’t that small.
If you can’t tell the difference between the two, can I just borrow your cell phone for a second.
MOCKERFOCKER | April 19, 2006 at 12:03 pm
You guys are “Tomkat Eating Placenta” insane. I would SO tap that. That petite little figure that just screams fuck me-fuck me- fuck me. Cute little pout on her lips. (If you’ve seen bikini pics u know she’s racked too!)
You guys can have ur Pam Anderson 95% gellitan candy spore-whore tranny. I’ll take Avril. Stop off at my work Avril, I’ll hot wax that hood! (no really, I work mon-thurs at the Reseda On-The-Rag Carwash!
HALFPRICE too!- if my buddy Jimbos working the register!)
gossipmonger | April 19, 2006 at 12:03 pm
I googled her to see how tall she was (5’1″, 5’2″ and 5’3″ were all found on various sites but 5’2″ seems to be the most common guess) but this made me LOL from this site :
http://www.avril-lavigne.ws/index2.php?x=info/vitalstats.php
Piercings: Navel (inny)
HAHA! So maybe she is just wearing an 8-ball navel ring…
ElFurbe | April 19, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Quoth the D:
“Man I’d like to place my hand upon your f!#%in’ sexy ass and squeeze.”
Not to get too urban here, but that thing is like WHOA. Can I get some fries? Sir Mix-a-Lot can’t believe she’s white. I’m just not sure what she’s gonna do with all that junk. Avril, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up?
Even though I preferred her without the blonde, it’s not really my FOCUS at the moment.
MeganHarris | April 19, 2006 at 12:06 pm
I’m taller than this fat bitch.