She’s either pregnant or fat. Or swallowed a mutant that’s trying to push its way out of her stomach.
OOOHHH, you’re so bad Avril!!! Yes, you’re such a rocker, so wild and crazy and such. Why yes, you are the Anti-Britney! You are not a contrived, packaged, made-over and styled, digitally enhanced, blonde, perfect, just non-threatening enough so parents approve, teen sensation. I’m sure you struggled hard, went through alot, played some pretty low-paying gigs, and worked odds jobs to support yourself so you could be an artist all before you turned 13 and were rocketed to fame by record executives. Oh, and I’m sure you write all of your own songs too.
oooh MeganHarris is trying to pick a fight.
Don’t let her get away with it. Attack
Wait. So, your boyfriend is super awesome and perfect and we can continue to mock him?
@147 – how would you know what a woman looks like after getting banged? We decided last night that you are a gay dude in some basement in Ohio.
Yes. I’m sure she spent hours alone every night practicing her scales, and recording songs onto her old 4-Track recorder, and putting out newspaper ads seeking bandmembers and rehearsing with them in her garage, and working hard to save up money to buy herself some equipment – what? What’s that? Everything was handed to her on a silver platter, you say? Oh. Sorry. I had her mistaken for an actual songwriter.
Mamacita has pubic lice and Gonorrhea and Genital Herpes, she got it from Jacq who gave it to Ez-EEEE who gave it to oshkoshb-goshdammgosh who gave it to jugsgirl who gave it to boobtube who gave it to Obadiah who gave it to CocoNutz who gave it to booface
I love Kim and MeghanHarris like some retards love to bang their heads into a wall until they knock themselves unconscious.
What I mean is, if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, and its name is MeganHarris or Kim, spray it with penicillin and Windex, and let the dog fuck it.
MeganHarris, we do not believe you. You’re a 42 year old tranny. We’ve seen your “blog” and you have no friends.
JugsGirl @160 – exactly. But you forgot, “and I eat kittens”
@167 – then shoot the dog. Poor dog.
I’ll have you know that I don’t have pubic lice!!!! It’s scabies.
I asked my dog and he said “Absolutely not.”, which is saying something, cause a few minutes ago I watched him eat some of his own puke.
#163 – In the Seacrest thread, Megan admitted she’s had a crush on Mateo for 4 years. I hope boyfriend leaves her over this. That is, if he’s not still under Stallion’s car from that night he and Pete Doherty ram him over.
Kim, I wouldn’t have gotten herpes from your dad if he’d just kept his penis out of your dirty mother.
You guys (pertaining to those who have been making my day)
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the outside of a penny.
Let the mother bashing begin!!
This is fun. You people put a lot of thought into your posts.
(I know, I
do you now how i know your gay?
you gave me pubic lice and Gonorrhea and Genital Herpes.
(By the way – the lice are easy to get rid of – shave off your landing strip) Hopefully the Windex, Valtrex, and Penicillin will handle the rest.
Sorry boobtube, we were just too wrapped up in the moment. i thought telling you about my std nest would kill some of the romance. But if you come over later – I’ll spray you with Windex.
I think she needs to “drop some friends of at the pool” real bad.
Kim, your incoherent ramblings need to stop. If you want to play, at least make a little sense. What makes sense to me is you take a couple more ludes, finish off that bottle of Popov and lay down for a “nap” on the railroad tracks you’ve been hookin’ near all week.
I know. you people really opened my eyes today.
Wow this is better than therapy!
I’m sorry, I really don’t want to butt in on this but after reading…
“If brains were gasoline, you wouldn’t have enough to power an ant’s motorcycle around the outside of a penny”
… you’re trying WAY too hard. It’s bad. It’s embarassing. It’s hilarious.
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